Name That UAV
Iran has their own armed aerial drone. According to experts, it sucks, but at least they seem to be making advancements in naming them as [Google "Iran President"; cut and paste name here] called the drone the “ambassador of death.” So what would you name your UAV? Here are some of my ideas:
The Diplomat of Destruction
The Monarch of Murder
The Archduke of Annihilation
The Emperor of Explosions
The Prime Minister of Pain
The Senator of Slaying
The Comptroller of Killing
The Member of the House of Lords of Making People Not Alive Anymore
Mr. Explodey
So what would you call your armed aerial drone?
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August 27th, 2010 at 1:11 pm
The pelousinator
The go all bwarney on your butt
The oohba ma from above
Clyde
August 27th, 2010 at 1:16 pm
The Sultan o’ ‘Splode.
August 27th, 2010 at 1:20 pm
I used to call them “Cox airplanes”
http://www.quicktechhobby.com/Airplane/Cox%20Hobbies/cox_hobbies_airplanes.htm
I don’t see any reason to rename them.
August 27th, 2010 at 1:21 pm
The Senator Kennedy Is Your Driver
The President of Purgatory
The Pterodactyl With Rockets under its wings
August 27th, 2010 at 1:29 pm
The Will of Allah
August 27th, 2010 at 1:29 pm
INDIGNANT IMAM INCINERATOR!
August 27th, 2010 at 1:40 pm
The Grand Moofti of Mayhem
The Great PooBah of Pain
The Prince of Pain
The Duke of Destructionism
August 27th, 2010 at 1:49 pm
The dildonator (put it in a safe place baby).
August 27th, 2010 at 1:49 pm
I would name it “Justin Bieber”, because just hearing that name always makes me nauseous.
August 27th, 2010 at 1:49 pm
There are so very many possibilities from Film and Movie history that I may take one of those:
1.) “Eat Me!”
2.) “Ayatollah of Rock AND Roll ‘ Ah!”
I have purposely left off and Star Wars or Star Trek garbage…
3.) Janeway – inator. (Sorry – I changed my mind…)
August 27th, 2010 at 1:52 pm
Mr. Snuggles
The Pain Train
The Unilateral Veto
Lightning from Heaven
Thor’s Hammer
Agressive Negotiations
American Diplomacy (or American Diplomat – “we sent 3 American Diplomats to ‘negotiate’ with the terrorists”)
August 27th, 2010 at 2:01 pm
Can we have your liver then?
Drone, Desert, Amusing
Automated Population Control
Sedgewick
August 27th, 2010 at 2:10 pm
The Flying Fatwa
The Mayor of Boom!town
The Chairman of Cruise Missles
The Cleric Cleanser
Justice for Jihadis
Long-Distance Death Device
The Director of Muslim Outreach
The Regime Changer
Uncle Bunker Buster(say that five times fast!)
August 27th, 2010 at 2:16 pm
I’ve always been partial to “Hi there!” and “Dear John” from Dr. Strangelove
August 27th, 2010 at 2:27 pm
The Suckster of Splodin’
“Hey, not that way…ahhhhhhh”
Muslim Muncher
Death To America Because You Made Justin Bieber
August 27th, 2010 at 2:37 pm
America Spank
You Asked for It
The Obama Economy
August 27th, 2010 at 2:40 pm
I Can Think (And Kill) For Myself
August 27th, 2010 at 2:58 pm
The General of The Gene Pool
The Exchequer of Extermination
The Potentate of The Prone
The Drone of Death
Get Off My Planet!
August 27th, 2010 at 3:29 pm
The Flatulent Avenger
The Next Thing You Will See is Allah
The Ultimate Suppository
Maker of Really Bad Days
Spongebob
August 27th, 2010 at 3:51 pm
* Jack Ham
* Jack Lambert
* Lavon Kirkland
* Kevin Greene
* Greg Lloyd
* James Harrison
August 27th, 2010 at 3:52 pm
The Ahmadinejad Suppository
SLAM (Swift Lightweight A$$hat Masher)
ATB (Allah This Biotch)
Craters R Us
Chunky Style Raspberry Jelly Maker
August 27th, 2010 at 4:28 pm
* Very Little Boy
* 0.004 Killoton Express
* Annoyance from Above
* Blister Buster
* Pajamahead’s Pipe Dream
* You Won’t Be Laughing When It’s Nuclear Tipped
August 27th, 2010 at 4:30 pm
Suck on this!
August 27th, 2010 at 4:33 pm
Mohamed’s revenge. (Not to be confused with Montezuma’s revenge).
August 27th, 2010 at 4:42 pm
I’m going to name it iNfidel
August 27th, 2010 at 5:00 pm
Since it is probably really Russian how about Big Rocket to kill Moose and Squirrel
August 27th, 2010 at 5:20 pm
Sir Kills-a-lot
Li’l Missy Missiles
For the Iranian drone:
Not-a-V1-ripoff
IDF Target Practice (basic version)
If it’s really a chinese design:
Sizzling Happy Bombing Drone Combo No. 1
And my personal favorite:
The Flying Biden
August 27th, 2010 at 5:29 pm
* Precondition #1
* Splodin’ Man Milošević
* Dialogue (also the name of Gutfield’s Gay Bar)
* Desperately Seeking Sunnis
* The Flying Minaret
* Creator of Virgin Shortages
August 27th, 2010 at 5:34 pm
“Frank J.”
August 27th, 2010 at 5:52 pm
Bend Over and Kiss Your Ass Goodbye (Oh, I see you’re already doing that! Ok, stay there. Freeze. Say “Cheese.”)
August 27th, 2010 at 6:09 pm
“Baconator”
“No, The Red Wire!”
“No! Bud Light!”
“One-Way Ticket To Your 72 Virgins (And They Look Like The Vikings’ Offensive Line)”
August 27th, 2010 at 6:10 pm
“The Fan Hits the Shiite”
August 27th, 2010 at 6:47 pm
The Community Organizer of Excessive Vacations!
August 27th, 2010 at 6:49 pm
Or.. The Community Organizer of Owies if you want to stick with the whole death and dismemberment thing.
August 27th, 2010 at 7:19 pm
The C.R.O.W. (Carter, Roosevelt, Obama, Wilson)
-they all helped destroy the Constitution maybe they could help destroy something for the good of our country for a change.
Fist of the Heavens
The taliBOOM
Vuvuzela
August 27th, 2010 at 8:39 pm
salAAM!
this one’s for YOU.
when you care enough to send the very best.
COW. (when a little birdy goes splat on you, aren’t you glad that cows can’t fly?)
August 27th, 2010 at 9:12 pm
Ernie Loco – FTW
Those were classic.
August 27th, 2010 at 9:44 pm
Kharmic Koala?
August 27th, 2010 at 10:02 pm
Fred Thompson
August 27th, 2010 at 10:26 pm
Ali Baba and the Forty Decibel Boom.
Fred Thompson’s Snooze Alarm.
More Splodey Than a Whitesnake Concert.
So Powerful Armageddon A Woody.
The Berkeley Burkah.
August 27th, 2010 at 10:51 pm
SnuffaLotOfThemOutOfExistence-us.
ObamaWon II.
LiarLiarPantsOnKablooey!
InfadelInside (pom pom pom pom)
OhYouTrickyTrickyWhiteBoy.
Glass!It’sWhat’sForDinner!
August 27th, 2010 at 11:09 pm
Clue-Bringer
August 28th, 2010 at 1:16 am
The Peacekeeper
Pig in a Metal Blanket
Mr. Ribby
August 28th, 2010 at 1:23 am
Frank, “The Comptroller of Killing” made me LOL.
So did “The Director of Muslim Outreach” in comment #10.
August 28th, 2010 at 9:02 am
The Commerce Clause of Conflagrations.
Friendly Fire Optional and Probable Flying Splodey.
Mother of All Car Alarm Going Off In The Night Makers.
Mechanical Palestinian Rock Throwing Youth.
So Menacing It Blows Up The IMAO Comments Just Seeing It Drone.
Make Laurence Simon Laugh So Much He Stops Being Mean To Me Buzz Bomb.
August 28th, 2010 at 3:43 pm
Grand Royal Chieftain of the People’s Democratic Republic of Boom.
August 28th, 2010 at 4:56 pm
Vice Duke of Vaporization
The Flying Trap Easy
What’s That Noise?
Blastatron the Adequate
Sucks To Be You!
August 28th, 2010 at 6:02 pm
The Obama of Incompetence
The Pelosi of Botox
The Markos Moulitsas of Dorkiness
The Helen Thomas
August 28th, 2010 at 11:04 pm
The Mozlem moderator
Powie & Owie
The Pooper scooper
Religion of piss pacifier
August 29th, 2010 at 9:56 am
The Ayatollah of Boise Idaho Aldermen.
Chicago Community Organizer of Death/Voter Registration.
Race Pimp Rocket of Doom.
Maxi Pad Protection For Pelosi (With Wings!).
Flying Spacemonkey of Friendship Nullification.
NASA Outreach 1.0.
August 29th, 2010 at 2:06 pm
The Islamic Colonic
August 29th, 2010 at 2:06 pm
Bob….
or maybe..
Dave….
Good old fashioned Murrican names for a good old fashioned Murrican ass whoopin’
August 30th, 2010 at 4:29 pm
The Grand Llama of Lambaste
The Mufti Mangler
The Shah of I-Kick-Ass
The Ali Baba Atomizer
Knights in White Burquas
Here’s what i’m doing about “that”, Al Gore!
September 1st, 2010 at 2:42 pm
uz guyz all missed the best an most obvious. . .
The dreaded ” DRONE OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!”
That’s right, doom spelled with 18 Os. Catchy, huh?