Democrats are being advised not to talk about all their legislative accomplishments while campaigning for reelection because all the stuff they passed will just make people mad. That will make it hard for them to say anything. A Democrat will be like, “Being your Representative was fun and I would like to do it again.”
And people will be like, “Well what did you do in your last term?”
And the Democrat will be like, “I don’t remember. I’m sure it was good, though. If you reelect me, I’ll make sure to write down what I do this time so I can tell you about it afterwards.”
And people will be like, “Didn’t you recklessly spend all our money on liberal nonsense while the economy went down the toilet?”
And the Democrat will be like, “No. I think you’re thinking of someone else. Anyway, you don’t want to elect a Republican because they’ll just make things worse.”
And someone will say, “I don’t think it’s possible for things to be worse.”
And then the Democrat will have to resist saying, “I don’t think it’s possible for your face to be worse.” since the guy totally opened himself up for it. Instead, the Democrat can say something like, “No. They’re much worse. Last time they were in charge, unemployment was 20%. And monsters attacked and they didn’t do anything to stop them.”
Then the Democrat has to just hope his constituents are dumb enough to believe him, and a lot of really liberal Representatives made sure to run in districts full of stupid people so they really strategized ahead.
Liberals ran on achievements before?
I seem to recall Democrats using “It’s the Economy, stupid!!” with George Herbert Walker Bush.
Well, Democrats, “It’s the Economy, stupid!!”
Better yet: “Hey Democrats!! You’re STUPID.”
They should all go put their heads in a toilet and flush.
Resident Obama’s 1st achievement, by Executive order was to Fund Abortions in other countries. So they can run on that because it true.
The Stock Market reacted whenever Resident Obama appeared to beat Hillary during the primary debates by dropping to record lows. And it continued to drop after Resident Obama was sworn in as the Resident of the United States. They can run on that because its true.
Also Resident Obama has not closed Guantanamo Bay, withdrawn from Iraq, left Afghanistan, or charged Bush and Cheney with WarCrimes
So there you have it. 3 damn good reasons (killing babies, crashing the stock market, and un-ending wars) to re-elect the Democrats
“I didn’t want to, but she made me do it.”
This is funny stuff. All the legislation passed by the Schemocrats in the last 2 years is HATED by most people. Obamacare is so hated that any Democrat bragging about voting for it is liable to get tied to a car bumber and dragged all over town. Which is A-OK with me.
Except Democrats in really, really stupid districts like Nancy Pelosi’s and Barney Frank’s, you know, places were America is hated.
Odumbo told them not to talk about legislation. He said talk about jobs!
Headline of the local fish-wrapper today: 6000 Jobs to be Lost in Pentagon Cuts!
Who’s handling campaign strategy for the dems, Biden?
Is it true that democrats are paying obuma to NOT endorse them?
Ah so thats the plan! Obama isn’t trying to take over America he is bribing the Democrats.
And a brilliant plan it is. I mean who would want to be endorsed by a Pro-Homo Baby Murdering Communist Illegal alien?