Brandin’ ‘Em Like Cattle
Well, howdy!!! Seems the folks over yonder at the DNC, or as they preferred to be called nowadays, “The Circle D” have come up with a fancy new brandin’ logo to paste on all them mindless cattle what like to vote for ‘em. Mercy sakes alive, they’s even tellin’ the cattle to pay to brand themselves for ‘em! What a riot!
Trouble is tho’, their new logo really ain’t all that fancy at all. In fact, it seems downright bland if you ask me! But, seein’ as how our very own Harvey noticed a certain similarity ‘tween their “fancy” new logo and Sir Thomas Crapper’s great contribution to human civ’lization, I got to thinkin’ maybe they’d like some help mooovin’ that there merchandise they’s a-sellin’, so I whupped up a few bumper stickers fer ‘em based on Harvey’s much more eye-pleasin’ redesign! Let me know what y’all think…
Ya know, one thing keeps on a-botherin’ me about that new logo. It seems a might too familiar…
Wait a minute…
Almost there…
That’s it!
I knew I’d seen it somewhere’s before! Them Democrats is as sneaky as rattlesnakes and twice as slipp’ry! Best mind yourselves when wanderin’ near ‘em, I always say.
Cross-posted at America is an Obamanation!
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September 17th, 2010 at 2:43 am
Why do people type in accents? Its just as annoying reading it as it is listening to it. Anyhow, I want the 4th logo printed on a bumper sticker and delivered to my house IMMEDIATELY.
September 17th, 2010 at 3:31 am
I think you struck gold with this idea, Harvey!
Stake your claim fast before the rush starts!
September 17th, 2010 at 8:24 am
Since Blago and Rev Wright keep popping back up, does that make them floaters?
September 17th, 2010 at 8:57 am
I have to go take a Democrat. I’ll be back!
September 17th, 2010 at 8:59 am
Dang rustlers.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:42 am
Darn it, ussjimmycarter, I told you to Peelosi before we left!
September 17th, 2010 at 9:50 am
I’ve seen three pretty good takes on this new logo around the net.
1) It resembles a target.
2) It could be easily spraypainted by graffiti “artists” – but can easily be countered with a simple red slash.
3) It looks like the grades I received on several high school assignments.
September 17th, 2010 at 11:05 am
Lest we think there may be any bias in our opinions, the graphic designers at Brand New think it stinks:
September 17th, 2010 at 11:35 am
Push the handle
Pull the chain
Out goes chocolate poo poo train
September 17th, 2010 at 11:56 am
@ussjimmycarter, are you taking a Pelosi or an Obama? Either way, it’ll probably ruin your plumbing. But then, you can always call Joe The Plumber.
September 17th, 2010 at 12:08 pm
I took a good healthy Pelosi/Obama/Reid! I feel great!
September 17th, 2010 at 12:13 pm
This is too easy. It’s a trap of some kind.
September 17th, 2010 at 12:37 pm
As I suspected – democrats are all sitzpinklers!
September 17th, 2010 at 12:51 pm
Why do I keep picturing Bill and Ted staring up at that logo and saying “Whoa, strange things are afoot at the circle D”
September 17th, 2010 at 1:33 pm
Wow, GREAT EYE! That acorn/d comparison is brilliant!
September 17th, 2010 at 3:03 pm
Looks like your president has a new hat.
If they have 3 bumper stickers, its d d d
Harvey’s looks better than thiers.
They had to go to one letter because 3 was too many syllables.
I can see hte restroom signs being changed to indicate d, men and women.
September 17th, 2010 at 5:50 pm
I love ‘em all. Get thee to zazzle ASAP!!! Time’s short and I have space left on my car next to the sticker that says, “Fight crime. Shoot back.”
September 18th, 2010 at 8:58 am
I think it’s supposed to resemble the D-inside-O that’s the “overdrive” gear. They’ve been all about the “D goes forward, R goes back” lately. If they’ve doubled down on it, though, I think they’ve misunderstood which gear you want the country to be in when it’s headed for the edge of a cliff…
September 19th, 2010 at 7:14 am
“Democrats – we’re like the anarchists, but just above failure.”
September 19th, 2010 at 8:31 am
Heck we are we going to be required to wear one of these to the emergency to get care? We are laughing now but were does these stuff lead to? I study history; I have a grandmother in law who lived in Germany circa 1930-40’s. This stuff is a little scary…
September 21st, 2010 at 3:01 pm
Perhaps this new logo will help to end the logjam in Congress.