Do you feel older? Well, do ya … Harvey?!?
While nobody was looking … somebody got old.
Well, not really old. I was his age once.
Harvey is older today. Of course, you’re older today than you were yesterday. It’s just that Harvey is older on the anniversary of his getting older.
I’m saying it’s his birthday.
How old is Harvey? I’ll let him tell you. Or you can figure out my hint.
Anyway, wish Harvey a happy birthday. Because, well, he deserves it.
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September 14th, 2010 at 8:28 am
Happy birthday, Harvey!
September 14th, 2010 at 8:30 am
Happy birthday, Harvey. May you live your days far from my garden but close to Frank’s mind as per usual.
September 14th, 2010 at 8:52 am
Happy Birthday, Harvey! Have many more happy days, whether on your birthday or other days.
September 14th, 2010 at 9:18 am
Best wishes, Harvey! May your days be filled with strippers and booze!
September 14th, 2010 at 9:19 am
Happy Birthday, Harvey!
I left some pole beans in Marko’s garden for you – help yourself.
September 14th, 2010 at 9:26 am
Na na na na na na, they say it’s your birthday!
Na na na na na na, it’s my birthday too, yeah!
Happy birthday, Harvey!
September 14th, 2010 at 9:34 am
HB, HO.
September 14th, 2010 at 9:35 am
Mega hippie face punch birthday wishes !!!!!!!!! Birthdays are important. It’s one more year the b@stards didn’t get you. And more birthdays beat the alerenative.
September 14th, 2010 at 9:36 am
Stupid cat, I don’t grow pole beans. You stole from my neighbor’s garden. The neighbor who doesn’t keep his Doberman on the property.
September 14th, 2010 at 10:52 am
Happy birthday!
Wait; this isn’t my birthday. Does my alternate personality have a different birthday?
September 14th, 2010 at 11:00 am
You’re older than you’ve ever been, and now you’re even older, and now you’re even older, and now you’re even older…
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September 14th, 2010 at 11:14 am
Kudos Harvey! Hope that age doesn’t slow you down too much.
September 14th, 2010 at 11:22 am
It’s a good day for Harvey. Not only is it his birthday, but it’s also Jello day at the home. And, everyone loves Jello day.
September 14th, 2010 at 11:44 am
Happy Birthday old man! As Spock is fond of saying, “Live long and punch hippies.”
September 14th, 2010 at 11:53 am
Harvey is so old…
He was a waiter at the Last Supper.
He has a picture of William the Conqueror in his yearbook.
When he was a kid, his mom would yell at him for playing with the dinosaurs.
He gave Shakespeare the idea to write comedies. While Shakespeare quit after a few decades, Harvey is still doing this. And, he’s much, much funnier than the Bard every was.
When God said, “Let there be light”, there was a small delay while Harvey was looking for the switch.
In his grade school, history class consisted solely of the teacher showing a slide show of her summer vacation.
He found out about Star Wars when they announced over the news “Yesterday, in a galaxy far, far away…”
Happy burfday, Harvey!
p.s. – there’s a great birthday song by The Arrogant Worms. I’m too lazy to look it up but I bet somebody has made a video for youtube.
September 14th, 2010 at 12:32 pm
Hey Harvey, have a great birthday. I’m sure you look great, no matter what everyone says about you!
September 14th, 2010 at 2:39 pm
Happy Birthday Harvey. Getting older is an adventure.
September 14th, 2010 at 5:53 pm
Happy Birthday Harvey. Remember, it’s not how old you are, but how old you feel. So…um, ok, nevermind. Sorry I brought that up.
September 14th, 2010 at 10:00 pm
Happy Birthday Harvey.
September 14th, 2010 at 10:31 pm
How old are you in giant, invisible rabbit years?
Happy Birthday!
September 14th, 2010 at 11:59 pm
Blessed natal day Harvey. Don’t worry your still a young whippersnapper to this ol’ granny.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:11 pm
Yay. I’m old.
Thanks, guys.