Classic Halloween Horror Shows

Trick-or-Treat! Happy Halloween, IMAOans™! In recognition of this cherished holiday, I have pulled some of my classic horror movie posters out of the vault and reposted them here on IMAO (for the first time) for your amusement. Have a happy, fun and safe holiday!

First up, from November 7, 2008…. the most horrifying story of all time. Thankfully, with your help, it’s two-year engagement is finally ending on Tuesday. Unfortunately, the damage inflicted by this ugly beast will take years to repair.

Next up, my 2009 Halloween Halloween Cavalcade of Horror

Sweet dreams! Muwahahahaha!!!

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Valour-IT

It’s time once again for the Valour-IT fundraiser. The idea is to get tech to help wounded troops (such as voice controlled laptops) which does seem like about the least we can do. It’s a competition between the branches, and I’m on team Jacob Marines. They kill the most people and my brother is one.

So please give generously.

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2010

Cross-posted at America is an Obamanation!

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Sneezing Monkey

This is what gives me nightmares:

"I'll stop you yet, He-Man!"

It’s a new monkey discovered in Burma.

First off, stop discovering new monkeys! We do not need anymore monkeys! We have way more monkeys than we need and should be concentrating on making them extinct instead of finding more.

Second, see its weird nose? When it rains, it fills up with water and the monkey sneezes. So guess what happens now that I know this? It is in my brain that raining plus sneezing equals monkey. Next time it rains and I hear a sneeze, I’ll spin around and shout, “Die, monkey!” while firing my gun wildly. I do not take chances with monkeys.

Hmm. I guess this monkey is kind of the opposite of this one.

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Yes We Can, But…

When President Obama was on the Daily Show, he modified his famous phrase to, “Yes we can, but…” So what are the possible endings to it? Here are some ideas:

YES WE CAN, BUT…

…it sounds hard.

…it would require competent leadership.

…Republicans stole my Slurpee.

…I’d rather focus on liberal agenda stuff you don’t care about right now like health care.

…I kind of don’t like this country.

…it is forbidden by the Koran.

…then I couldn’t play as much golf.

…then I might lose my best friend, Bill Ayers.

…it’s just not how we do things in my hometown of Kenya.

…it might make foreign leaders so mad they won’t let me bow to them.

…it’s better the car stay in the ditch until we get a hybrid.

…I’m president.

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Frank Responds to Spam Comments

From out of Macedonia the Great Landlord has provided us with more spam comments. Have enjoyment with them!

thanks you men.

In Soviet Russia, men thanks YOU!

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Sorry. Any fendom posts I might have done were through an unrepeatable accident. I won’t even try to make one again out of risk of injury.

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First rule of IMAO: Don’t talk about IMAO.
Second rule of IMAO: DON’T TALK ABOUT IMAO!
Third rule of IMAO: Ignore first and second rule and please link to IMAO.

food aids are mostly needed by the poor coutnries in africa and also in asia’-,

You shouldn’t give food AIDS to kill off poor people. There are a lot less convoluted ways to do that.

hair transplants are overly expensive but i can say that the results are great:.

Wow! Joe Biden reads my blog!

Hi, I manage a website too and I almost never see junk remarks on your articles. How do you manage to stop it all? Does one just physically moderate all of it?

Now you spammers are getting pretty cheeky.

What a good post you’ve posted. Good share. But I am having trouble with this feed. I could’n to subscribe. Is there any person else experiencing similar issue with this rss feed?

Yes, other spammers keep reporting and complaining about the same issue for some reason. I’ll give you the advice I give all spammers: Kill self.

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I broke down crying before I read the second part. Please don’t play with my fragile ego like that. My posts deserve everything, man. Everything!

I respect the data provided. Sustain the great work! I totally agree with the commenter above me, his opinion is valuable. I will be checking again for updates as well as reading the remark section.

How did I know this was spam? The commenter above him was ussjimmycarter!

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Random Thoughts

Buttercup still stares at me with cat-level non-comprehension. Can’t wait until she’s to dog-level comprehension.

I was scared of Obama when I first saw him in 2004. I think liberals are having the same reaction about Rubio. Hopefully Rubio doesn’t end up as absolutely useless.

I was joking back in 2004 when I said Obama would destroy us all. I did not mean to be that prophetic.

Hadn’t watched baseball in a while. Don’t remember it being this painful.

The cat from tonight’s Community was one of the funniest things ever.

Orson Scott Card likes my humor (bottom of article). I once read a comic book adapted from one of his novels!

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Church, State, and Crazy Joy Behar

New video from Crowder. Kind of minimalist this time, but he makes fun of Joy Behar and that’s always fun.

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Operation Flight Post Holiday Views

Friend of IMAO author Mike Z. Williamson is going to be joining with Pin-Ups for Vets and Cooking with the Troops for a post holiday visit to injured vets in the post holiday season (when they get the least attention). I wanted to bring it to your attention since IMAO is a big supporter of our troops since they make the world a better place by making sure there are less people in it we don’t like. You can find details here including how to donate.

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Liberal Learning Process

So back in Bill Clinton’s first term, the Democrats tried to create government health care which caused huge anger which led to Republicans gaining both the House and Senate in 1994. Democrats decided their problem was that they didn’t successfully pass health care so this time they rammed it through with Obamacare. So basically Democrats tried to kick America in the groin, failed to do so and saw America get hugely angry and concluded the problem they didn’t successfully kick America in the groin. So the question is: Do you think there is any result next Tuesday that will convince Democrats to stop trying to kick us in the groin?

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