Oh no! Rand Paul has added Super Mario to his campaign staff! I hope that doesn’t lead to more head stomping.
Title for next Batman film revealed: “The Dark Knight Contains Yeast”
The Republicans ran the car into the ditch. Then Obama had the Mythbusters explode it.
Me, sticking with 50+ for GOP is happy outcome. No expectations on Senate other than that Reid is gone. Even if the GOP gets a 100+ gain in the House, if Reid is still around I will be frowny face
Don’t have a costume for Buttercup yet. I’m thinking evil doll…
When Alan Grayson is thrown out of office, someone is still going to keep an eye on him, right?
When I get on the plane, if I see Muslims screaming and waving around guns, I get worried. I get nervous.
Button appeared in my house. If I push it, someone I don’t know will get offended and I get a $2 million contract with FOX News.
After I pushed the button, they took it away and said they’ll give it to someone I don’t know. Saw them take it to MSNBC!
Sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from primitive tools.
I think there would be a lot of synergy if they combine the “Government Doesn’t Suck” march with a “Clowns Aren’t Scary” march.
President Obama personally told me he considers himself a bearded Marxist, FYI
All the show Caprica did was make me glad the cylons blew up the stupid, boring colonies.
I just don’t get the Giants’ pitcher’s hair. Doesn’t he have any friends who would keep him from appearing on TV looking like that?
Buttercup got her first letter in the mail today. It was from the federal government and contained her Social Security card.
One guy steps on one person’s head and the left are acting like death squads are going to pop up next week.