Frank Riddles
For the previous riddle, slarrow wins the HIGH PRAISE. Now for this week’s riddle:
What you tried to give me,
I quickly sent away.
Yet you tried again to force it on me,
Leaving it at my destination.
Thousands want it, though;
If only I could get it to them and be done with it.
Be the first to tell me what “it” is in the comments, and you will win…
HIGH PRAISE!
So tell me, have the riddles helped make you guys smarter? Or have they actually made you dumber? I already know about ussjimmycarter.
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October 27th, 2010 at 3:06 pm
lower Health Care costs.
October 27th, 2010 at 3:07 pm
A Gideon Bible?
October 27th, 2010 at 3:09 pm
Obamacare. (Last line makes me think of Frank J.’s proposal to split the US into two countries.)
October 27th, 2010 at 3:16 pm
Spam? Pop-up ad for Viagra?
October 27th, 2010 at 3:20 pm
The Democratic Party.
I don’t care what you say, Frank, this is about the Democratic Party.
October 27th, 2010 at 3:21 pm
Fruit Cake, for sure.
October 27th, 2010 at 3:25 pm
A Shrubbery? (I have no idea what it is with me and monty python lately…)
October 27th, 2010 at 3:26 pm
A court summons.
October 27th, 2010 at 3:30 pm
herpes?
October 27th, 2010 at 3:30 pm
Cheese! Or maybe a sparkly vampire movie?
October 27th, 2010 at 3:34 pm
Charity?
October 27th, 2010 at 3:39 pm
A certified letter
October 27th, 2010 at 3:43 pm
Socialism?
October 27th, 2010 at 3:50 pm
Jury duty notice.
October 27th, 2010 at 3:51 pm
A head stomping?
October 27th, 2010 at 4:10 pm
That would be a baseball!
[Finally! Thought this one was an easy one... I mean, World Series starts today and everything. -Ed.]
October 27th, 2010 at 4:20 pm
ussjimmycarter?
October 27th, 2010 at 4:44 pm
It’s got to be a law of some kind, because it’s being forced upon us.
October 27th, 2010 at 4:46 pm
Money!
Now give me what I want!
October 27th, 2010 at 4:47 pm
Fruitcake?
October 27th, 2010 at 5:03 pm
Nobody cares about baseball!
October 27th, 2010 at 5:04 pm
The Democratic Party is the only thing more worthless than baseball!
October 27th, 2010 at 5:13 pm
Freedom, baybay!
October 27th, 2010 at 5:45 pm
It must have been my Boise State scenario?
October 27th, 2010 at 6:28 pm
Is this referencing that night you went to dinner with Barney Frank?
October 27th, 2010 at 6:46 pm
Fruitcake?
October 27th, 2010 at 7:26 pm
the anti meg whitman ad on your blogpage
October 27th, 2010 at 7:50 pm
Its a dollar when you try to put it into a glitchy vending machine.
October 27th, 2010 at 8:34 pm
Oh good grief Frank, this could be anything. Anything we hate, that is. Which is an exponentially growing list.
October 27th, 2010 at 9:14 pm
Taxes, doh
October 27th, 2010 at 9:24 pm
Genuine discount viagara.
Top-notch SEO services placing you on the front page of google.
Make happy times with для определения перспективности when you play hide the контактов У каких сотрудников with her дальнейших можно for week.
October 28th, 2010 at 1:07 am
Justin Bieber concert tickets.
October 28th, 2010 at 4:06 am
SonOfBob…Slaps self on forehead! You got there way before me! High praise from me at least!!!
October 28th, 2010 at 7:00 am
What the heck does Frank know about you, ussjc? This is very suspicious.
October 28th, 2010 at 8:28 am
Frank is very perceptive and can tell that I am slowly becoming dumber as I read IMAO! I’m almost to Tard level…
October 28th, 2010 at 8:32 am
No!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Say it ain’t so, ussjimmycarter.
Let’s get Frank.
October 28th, 2010 at 9:11 am
Political Flyers
October 28th, 2010 at 9:42 am
Obamacare?
October 28th, 2010 at 3:30 pm
It’s ok Jimmy! I started out so smart that I make everyone else in the room feel like retards So I’m just coming down to everyone else’s level…
October 28th, 2010 at 7:58 pm
These riddles (thup thup thup) are definitely making me (thup thup thup) dumber (thup thup thup), which I cannot afford.
October 28th, 2010 at 11:00 pm
Obamacare. Or Hillary.
October 29th, 2010 at 9:07 am
rabid raccoons!
October 29th, 2010 at 12:39 pm
Cock?
‘Course, that’s my answer to everything.