Official Government Stance Is Islam Means Hugs
So one of the terrorist leaders we’re trying to kill right now, he attended a luncheon at the Pentagon… shortly after 9/11.
What? I guess that could have been a good idea. “Suspicious Muslim leaders, come to Pentagon for free lunch. All meals will be prepared the Muslim version of kosher. Lots of food, no assassinations!” And guess what they’d find when they got there? VERY LITTLE FOOD AND LOTS OF ASSASSINATIONS!
But that wasn’t what went down. It’s like with the Fort Hood shooter not even bothering to look at suspicious signs. As I’ve said before, this is how the liberal mind works on racism. First, we decide we can’t just be suspicious of Muslims because that’s racist so we also throughly check white 80 year olds boarding planes. And then some liberal says, “Hey, know what would be even less racist? We only check white 80 year olds and are never ever suspicious of Muslims.” And thus Muslims get away with behavior that would set off red flags with any other group but officials ignore it so not to look racist.
For people to get along with peaceful Muslims and not worry, they have to know there is a low tolerance by officials for things like tepid support of Hamas. But those sort of people get called “moderate”. America should only allow the nicest, most peaceful Muslims who hate terrorism more than anything. Any who even offers the slightest sympathy for terrorism should be fired out of a cannon into the sea. And then everyone gets along and is peaceful.
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October 21st, 2010 at 3:07 pm
um, what race is islam/muslim again? so by this standard, anything negative said about Christianity can be considered racist? just wondering
October 21st, 2010 at 3:30 pm
October 21st, 2010 at 3:42 pm
October 21st, 2010 at 3:44 pm
October 21st, 2010 at 3:47 pm
You really need to put a spew disclaimer on this site. When I got to the VERY LITTLE FOOD AND LOTS OF ASSASSINATIONS! my drink came out my nose. So thanks a lot, Frank. *shakes head sadly*
Bantha that’s a good point; since when is Muslim a race? I think it’s racist to think of Muslim as a race, that’s what. Heck, you can’t even mention being nervous on a plane with people in full Islamic garb without getting fired these days, and all the time the ones doing the firing are the real racists. Well here’s a funny site for you about racism called “That is Racist” – http://thatisracist.tumblr.com/
On the other hand the left is not kidding at all when they make claims like “The Tea Party is full of violent fundamentalist homophobic, hypocritical racists who want to kill the poor and starve babies” and I’m not even exaggerating. If it were just internet commenters it would be one thing, but I saw a massive web page today with like hundreds of links to groups and people ranging from ThinkProgress to HuffPo to Rachel Maddow and they all believe this crap and are actively spreading it to the masses, who just accept it and spread it further without question. It’s getting scary to be a white person anymore. Wait, someone just started pounding on my door…
October 21st, 2010 at 3:50 pm
‘Moderate’ Muslims dance in the streets when ‘radical’ Muslims kill.
The cannon is a good idea but it will need an auto-loader — imagine a 600 mm chain gun.
October 21st, 2010 at 4:05 pm
Poor Juan…he should have known better. Next time Juan complain about Christians…and NPR will give you a pay raise!
October 21st, 2010 at 4:17 pm
Will this mean pmsnbc will fire Olbverdouche over his comments on Christian
the new Islamic – Amero anthem………. “I love you, you bomb me, we’re one big happy family…”
October 21st, 2010 at 4:37 pm
Annie, Frank doesn’t believe in spew warnings. He loves it when we short-out our keyboards and acid-etch our monitors! (I tip my head down when I read here so all I have to do is change shirts.)
October 21st, 2010 at 4:52 pm
@zzyzx: Truth is the same as fiction in liberaland. Earlier this year, Bill Moyers compared conservatives to the Taliban. He got a new show out of the deal.
October 21st, 2010 at 5:05 pm
Into the sea? How far into the sea? Like miles out into the sea? Or miles down into the sea? or Miles out and Miles Down into the sea? Now that would rock!
October 21st, 2010 at 5:32 pm
We could fire them into a dry sea, or better still, we could fire them into the dry seas on Mars.
October 21st, 2010 at 5:48 pm
If you ever invent a wacky new religion that’s incredibly stupid, just kill a lot of people in the name of your religion and liberals will love you.
October 21st, 2010 at 5:52 pm
Or better yet, we could fire them in a kiln with their eyes all glazed over.
October 21st, 2010 at 6:00 pm
We have two Sam’s Club in our little partition of Paradise. I only go to one. The other has more and more scarf headed women and their overbearing overlords. While I normally wouldn’t be able to wait for one of these knuckle draggers to make an offensive remark, I have children to think of so I go the the other store. I don’t go anywhere that I know people who want to kill me are. I’m funny that way.
October 21st, 2010 at 6:25 pm
I agree with Jimmy. We should fire them in a kiln and turn them into cannons.
October 21st, 2010 at 6:33 pm
You guys are right. I can’t believe I thought such a waste of lard was a good idea.
October 21st, 2010 at 6:44 pm
We could get 2 cannons and fire them into each other
October 21st, 2010 at 7:58 pm
My grandma used to make pies with lard, Marko. Really pure lard is great for baking (real men know this). Also, candles. But that was in the 1700′s.
October 22nd, 2010 at 12:31 am
Any who even offers the slightest sympathy for terrorism should be fired out of a cannon
into the seapork rendering plant.October 22nd, 2010 at 12:54 am
Sean, it’s one thing to see women in veils; what freaks me out is the ones who wear the face coverings that only have eye slits (and they have all this eye makeup on because that’s all that shows, but you have to look close to see it past the shocking look of that mask). We were in a bubble tea shop and two couples came in, the men in full garb and the women with just eye slits. When my family naturally turned around and did a double-take because the first look was shocking, the women immediately backed off and looked scared and whispered to their husbands. The husbands took a more aggressive stance in front of the women as if guarding them, though all we had done was look a second time, we didn’t say anything. I did smile at the women because they looked scared, but the men were creepy – like you say, the overlords.
“Annie, Frank doesn’t believe in spew warnings. He loves it when we short-out our keyboards and acid-etch our monitors! (I tip my head down when I read here so all I have to do is change shirts.)”
Yes, I’ve been schooled now. No more drinks while reading here.
October 22nd, 2010 at 1:02 am
I’m not sure Islam is a race OR a religion.
It’s more of an excuse for being sucky to lots of people at once.
Kind of like liberalism.
October 22nd, 2010 at 4:24 am
A muslim taking an “aggressive stance”? Oh please Allah let it be so…I shall return said Aggressive Stance with an a$$ kicking! Praise be to Allah!
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:50 am
Annie, I can proudly say that I am not the reason for unemployment of little kids in third world countries like france.
My day consists of read Frank, buy new keyboard, read Basil, buy new keyboard, see errant picture of any leftist, buy new keyboard.
If I spend anymore on keyboards, the people in the third would will need to have more babies.
October 25th, 2010 at 8:06 pm
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