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Aqua Buddha demands head stomping!
Just because one Aqua Buddhist extremist stomped on someone’s head doesn’t mean we should slander all Aqua Buddhists.
NPR caught me watching FOX News and fired me. I don’t know how they got into my house.
It is a little unnerving when you see Karl Rove run away giggling from the voting machine just before you use it.
Ow! Someone from MoveOn.org just headbutted the bottom of my foot! You may hear it reported differently.
We should look at the BCS as a competition for who gets to be the villain in the Boise State underdog story.
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October 27th, 2010 at 9:20 am
You fool! The BCS itself is the villain.
October 27th, 2010 at 9:29 am
I had the same problem only someone from SEIU smacked me in the fist with their face, hard! It kinda stung a bit!
October 27th, 2010 at 9:30 am
A HIPPIE FACE STOMP !!!!
Actually, the libtards over at moron.org and DU about a month and a half ago started scheming about some political theater to make the Tea party look bad just before the election. The Hippie Head Stomp and the Cantor incident yesterday are proof they are carrying it out.
October 27th, 2010 at 9:36 am
Ok, so here’s how it’s going to come down, Frank. My Iowa Hawkeyes have lost twice this year…ugh…so when Boise State is beaten and slides down in the polls, they will be around where my beloved Hawks are. They will agree to meet on a New Years Day bowl somewhere nice. And then it will get ugly very fast. Boise State players will be carried from the field after every play! They will run out of stretchers, bandades, tape, ambulances, etc. By the second half the head cheerleader will have to don a Helmet and pads and play quarterback! Boise State players will be curled up in the fetal position on the field calling for their mommies! It will like totally rock!
October 27th, 2010 at 9:50 am
Boise State – is that one of Obama’s 57 states?
See, in my state, we don’t have this problem. We have the University of The Soviet State of Washington La Losers !
October 27th, 2010 at 10:01 am
No one told me there would be hippie head stomping at that Rand rally. They need to put that in the fliers and newspaper ads – I totally would have gone.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:05 am
We should look at the BCS as a competition for who gets to be the
villainvictim in theBoise State underdogAuburn Revenge For 2004 story.FIFY
October 27th, 2010 at 10:23 am
Basil, didn’t Auburn actually have a defense in 2004?
October 27th, 2010 at 10:51 am
Aqua Buddha demands head stomping!
Isn’t this Aqua Man’s straight cousin?
October 27th, 2010 at 11:00 am
MarkoMancuso:
If Auburn goes 13-0 playing an SEC schedule (including the title game), they will have shown they have all the defense they need.
By the way, I despise Auburn. I have to put up with that damn “War Eagle” crap every day (the school is only about 30 minutes from Columbus, and this area is crawling with Tigers). But I gotta respect them.
October 27th, 2010 at 12:22 pm
If Harry Reid can offer free food and union gift cards to get out his votes, I don’t see why we can’t offer hippie head stomping as an incentive for real Americans to come out to vote. It would really increase the turnout of informed voters. Although it might discourage some people from bringing friends to vote – imagine showing up and there’s Cheryl Crow right there ready to be kicked and your buddy kicks her first…that’s an incident that could hurt a friendship.
October 27th, 2010 at 1:11 pm
PlentyO – NOBODY in AquaMan’s family is straight!
October 27th, 2010 at 1:51 pm
Basil,
I’m unsure if the SEC is truly tough enough this year to prove that.
October 27th, 2010 at 1:56 pm
MarkoMancuso:
Sounds like somebody needs his conference’s butt kicked in the bowls. Again.
October 27th, 2010 at 1:56 pm
Actually Aqua Buddha is just the nick name the locals have given to the water department in Buda, Texas.
October 27th, 2010 at 3:00 pm
Basil,
I must have been watching something else when the top four teams in the Big Ten were all winning their bowl games last year. Not that has any relevance to the strength of the SEC this year.
October 27th, 2010 at 6:05 pm
It’s a shame that the best college team in the country(Boise State) cannot play for a national championship.
October 27th, 2010 at 9:10 pm
What would happen if all us Christians all of a sudden went all in for Aqua Buddha? Would we become more chic than Muslims? Pretty avante guard stuff there. Stepping on necks of women would become chic in Britain & France. Victorias’ Secret would become Caterpillars’ new headquarter.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:14 pm
@18 Corona
If you are going to use Victorias’ Secret as a headquarters, then perhaps your god is possibly not named AQUA Buddha.