Republicans Kinda Suck… And That’s Why They’re Going to Win Huge

Posted on October 20, 2010 10:41 am

It’s been a while (been busy), but here’s a new Pajamas Media column from me. Enjoy!

::shakes fist:: ENJOY!!

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15 Responses to “Republicans Kinda Suck… And That’s Why They’re Going to Win Huge”

  1. AwesometificAmerican says:

    I know you must have been asked this before, but are you related to author Ian Fleming? If so why don’t write spy novels and if not you should write some. I really dont know if you haven’t written any or not since I am too cheap to buy anything you have written, but I have read a lot of your free stuff on the interweb and somewhat like it.

  2. Burmashave says:

    The bit about the fixing the car with a sledgehammer is super. However, if the description were more literal, the mechanic would show up in an armored car. He would then build piles of money around the car and proceed to burn said piles. After asking for a few more piles of money, Obama would yell at the republicans for implying that the car is still in the ditch. Republicans would then throw blue slurpees at him.

  3. Jimmy says:

    Ok, Frank, that was one of your best.

    However, let’s all get one thing perfectly clear!

    John McCain IS NOT – I repeat – IS NOT – and I can’t capitalize that enough!!! – IS NOT the leader of the new Republican Party that wins on November 3rd.

  4. Son of Bob says:

    @Jimmy,

    Children may read this board. And, when you say the “McC” word it sets a bad example for the kids. Children should never have to be burdened with the “McC” word as we have been. That’s a family who’s 15 minutes has gone on way, way too long.

  5. MarkoMancuso says:

    Son of Bob,

    I blame Lyndon Baines Johnson for several things and John McCain is one of them.

  6. Jimmy says:

    I agree, SOB. And I might add that the “McC” doesn’t just “kinda suck,” like Frank is referring to in general about Republicans. He actually reaches across the aisle and sucks big donkeys.

  7. MarkoMancuso says:

    My German Shepherd often barks at her reflection in the oven mirror. When I tell her to shut up, she runs over to wherever I am and shoves her head into my hand in a desperate attempt to make me scratch her.

    That, my friends, is typical Republican arrogance.

  8. kbiel says:

    He’s right. I would rather go back to the barking dog. The question is, is the dog going to bark less, more or about the same. If he barks less, then no one will be tempted to release another zombie virus. If he barks about the same or, especially, more then after a couple of years of the dog keeping us up at night, some one might again release a zombie virus. So, let’s get back to the way things were before and then take care of the dog Old Yeller style.

  9. storm1911 says:

    I wouldn’t insult Godzilla by comparing him to Obama. Godzilla is an over fifty year old cultural icon and the star of world’s longest, and most successful, film series. Obama is just a loser.

    I think you hit a nerve with the losercrats judging form the comments. Must hurt to admit super suckage.

  10. ussjimmycarter says:

    Most cogent political analysis I’ve read so far this year! Massive Suckitude by the Democrats vs. Republicans who just suck. Oh and John McCain doesn’t just reach across the aisle, he crosses over and delivers some massive and welcomed buggering to the Donkeys who suck so bad they enjoy such things! This is the work that McC is doing on behalf of the American People with his “dear friends”. Oh and did you know he was a POW and war hero? Just in case you hadn’t heard that one! When McCain tries to take over the Republican party I expect Palin to walk up to him and say “not this time John!” as she kicks him in the nads and punches him in the face!

  11. Veeshir says:

    Well, I enjoyed it, but I didn’t Enjoy! it.

    ::Shakes fist back::

    Semi-related
    The more you look at ‘enjoy’ the less it looks like a real word.

  12. Larry says:

    Your article has been linked by none other than “New York Times Best Selling Author Larry Friggin’ Correia”!
    http://larrycorreia.wordpress.com/2010/10/20/i-think-this-sums-it-up-pretty-well/

  13. 4of7 says:

    At least zombies don’t expect constant expressions of gratitude.
    Great article!

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  15. hwuu says:

    Frank, You made ” Best of the Web Today” 10-21-10 That’s the freakin Wall Street Journal.

    However they spelled your last name Phlemming ;)

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