Frank Riddles
Can’t believe solving the last riddle took so long. Thought it would be too easy since I posted on the day of the first game of the World Series. Anyway, Elliot wins the HIGH PRAISE.
Now, riddle me this…
I cherish you,
But I stab you to destroy another.
And by your wounds
It is known who has failed.
Be the first to solve the riddle and write the answers in the comments and that HIGH PRAISE you’ve waited your whole life for will finally be yours!
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November 3rd, 2010 at 3:03 pm
A ballot.
a hanging chad.
[The punch ballot, but I'll give it to you. -Ed.]
November 3rd, 2010 at 3:04 pm
Walt Minnick?
November 3rd, 2010 at 3:06 pm
An old-fashioned punch ballot. Geesh.
November 3rd, 2010 at 3:07 pm
I believe it is Hillary Clinton. If you stab the leader of the vampires through the heart, the rest of them will die. Hillary is a Mega Vampire and when she lies down in her dirt filled coffin just before sun-up, that’s the time to strike! Don’t look in her eyes, however! She will lure you in and give you a vampire bite and then you will turn all vampirey and stuff!
November 3rd, 2010 at 3:11 pm
All that Horcrux stuff was kinda cheesey.
November 3rd, 2010 at 3:28 pm
Jesus
November 3rd, 2010 at 3:29 pm
Oooh, nevermind, Jimmy is totally right
November 3rd, 2010 at 3:52 pm
The Corsican Brothers! I loved that movie.
November 3rd, 2010 at 3:55 pm
The game Battleship?
November 3rd, 2010 at 4:01 pm
Voodoo doll?
November 3rd, 2010 at 4:18 pm
I’m never, ever going to get one of these.
Kudos to Jimmy.
November 3rd, 2010 at 4:22 pm
Jesus.
November 3rd, 2010 at 4:28 pm
I always knew ussjimmycarter “cherished” Hillary, just not in that kind of way, if you know what I mean
Marko, you can’t give kudos to someone who isn’t marginally cultured.
That’s sorta like “Minimal protection. Minimal protection.”
November 3rd, 2010 at 4:43 pm
I=Dumbledore’s wand. You=Harry Potter. Wound=lightning scar. Who failed + Other=Voldemort.
I can’t be the only one who sees this!
November 3rd, 2010 at 5:45 pm
As previously mentioned, Jimmy, my representative, Todd Platts, won by something like 50% last night. He is a Republican. He likes gun rights. He doesn’t vote for ObamaCare. I found this about him on a website called Contacting the Congress: “Twitter: No Known Twitter Account”
That’s right, my friend, No Known Twitter Account. Jimmy, we the people of Pennsylvania’s 19th district are not even marginally cultured by Frank’s standards and the same is true for our Congressman.
November 3rd, 2010 at 5:46 pm
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November 3rd, 2010 at 5:51 pm
a big fat pulsating whitehead?
November 3rd, 2010 at 5:59 pm
The American People.
November 3rd, 2010 at 6:01 pm
Thanks for that, Marko. Also, we should note (and be relieved!) that “Cory” has appeared at this late time (been allowed to vote?) in the #1 spot above.
November 3rd, 2010 at 6:02 pm
Randy Moss!
November 3rd, 2010 at 6:24 pm
“I cherish you,
But I stab you to destroy another.
And by your wounds
It is known who has failed.”
I believe that was the greeting on Keith Olbermann’s Christmas cards last year.
November 3rd, 2010 at 6:44 pm
I think Joe Schmo at #19 should win. He made me laugh.
November 3rd, 2010 at 7:16 pm
Christ on the cross
November 3rd, 2010 at 7:22 pm
Wolverine killing Jean Grey/Phoenix at the end of X-Men III?
November 3rd, 2010 at 7:24 pm
OJ?
November 3rd, 2010 at 7:56 pm
A suicide victim with multiple personalities.
November 3rd, 2010 at 8:27 pm
Democrats or China
November 3rd, 2010 at 8:34 pm
@MarkoMancuso – Thanks! I’m here all week. Try the veal!
November 3rd, 2010 at 9:25 pm
it a toaster.
November 3rd, 2010 at 9:26 pm
A bulletin board outside a professor’s office.
November 3rd, 2010 at 9:48 pm
It’s Kendrick Meek, beloved by the Democrats and Bill Clinton except when they were stabbing him in the heart.
November 3rd, 2010 at 9:49 pm
I await what I always wish for most in life, HIGH PRAISE!
November 3rd, 2010 at 10:12 pm
A sypheletic goat. Or a pallet of Cheez-Whiz.
November 3rd, 2010 at 10:34 pm
A ballot.
November 3rd, 2010 at 11:42 pm
I think Jimmy’s right, and a punch ballot would have been my first guess, too. But if that’s right, he gets the HIGH PRAISE, so I’ll go with my second guess.
A dart board.
Stab it with the darts, go for the cherished bullseye to figuratively destroy the competition, and you know who failed by who’s darts scored with the lowest.
November 3rd, 2010 at 11:44 pm
I agree with Cory and Jimmy.
If they’re right, do I get High Praise by Association?
November 4th, 2010 at 1:39 am
A surgeon?
November 4th, 2010 at 10:02 am
Is it a dartboard?
November 4th, 2010 at 7:55 pm
I was gonna say Lorena Bobbit again but then I overheard Lana Wachowski saying that in the mens room.
November 5th, 2010 at 1:32 am
“I” is the damn Democrats;
“you” is America or American society;
“another” would be the Repubs.