During the night, my wife moved my glasses from the top of the nightstand where they always are to in the drawer. She must hate me. Long time to find them since I would never put them there and what are the chances someone maliciously move them during the night? Answer: 100%
All this TSA stuff has made me glad we’ve decided to drive to Texas next week. Not saying there won’t be any groping.
This ban on caffinated alcoholic beverages only affects stupid kid stuff, right? Can I still get my morning Irish coffee?
Harder to binge drink Irish coffees because of the throat burning.
“I’m with the FBI – Female Body Inspectors. Seriously, though, I’m with the TSA; this is legal.”
I don’t know; I could imagine the Ed Harris Nazi from Enemy at the Gates listening to NPR. Elitist!
I always have a lot of trouble spelling convenience. It is an inconvenient word to spell.
Saw a new Gadsen flag with the usual slogan replaced with “Don’t Touch My Junk”.
They need to do a remake of Romeo and Juliet, but instead of the Montagues and the Capulets, it’s the ninjas and the pirates.
I think the most important part of my ninja/pirate Romeo and Juliet movie is that it take itself dead serious.