Sarah Palin can do it all

Posted on November 15, 2010 7:00 am

What can Sarah Palin do?

The better question is: What can Sarah Palin not do?

I discovered just how talented and versatile she is. She can quarterback Auburn University.

No, really. Look:

Source: Columbus Ledger-Enquirer

It surprised me, to say the least.

With her leading Auburn on the gridiron, I suspect she’s completely lost all the Boise State and Texas Christian fans. All 20 of them.

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10 Responses to “Sarah Palin can do it all”

  1. Iowa Jim says:

    Boise State and Texas Christian fans. All 20 of them.

    All twenty of them who can read, at least.

  2. zzyzx says:

    Sarah Palin is so awesome that Playboy reportedly offered her $4 Million to pose nude in their Dec. issue…

    Whereas Michelle Obama was offered 50 bucks from National Geographic…..

  3. Corona says:

    Out: Fred Thompson, Chuck Norris, The Angel Of Death
    In: Sarah Palin

  4. Corona says:

    Good one zzyzx. Heh.

  5. MarkoMancuso says:

    She’s going to lose all of the Auburn fans too if she makes them forfeit all of their games this year.

  6. storm1911 says:

    Sarah Palin is so awesome she can change race and gender at will !!! Tell me, what is running a football against a wall of angry powerful men compared to staring down the Evil Queen, Pelosi?

    zzyzx… comment of the day. Corona is not far behind.

  7. ussjimmycarter says:

    “Boise State and Texas Christian Fans. All 20 of them.” That’s twenty teeth in all!

  8. Ernie Loco says:

    All it takes is one screw up between Oregon and Auburn, and Boise St. will be playing for the national championship. They’ll pass TCU after they beat Fresno St. and Nevada, and they’re not likely to be passed anyone else (I hope).

    Auburn’s got to get by Alabama, South Carolina, and the NCAA-investigation-of-illegal-payoffs-committee. Oregon’s got tough games against Arizona and Oregon St. after only scoring 15 against Cal.

    One loss by either of those teams, and Boise’s going to Glendale for the championship game!

    Oh, and a big haw-haw about Iowa this week. :-)

  9. Burmashave says:

    Forget her playing ability. Her pre-game locker room speeches are enough to set loose the ravenous hounds of hell.

  10. Son of Bob says:

    Linebackers are afraid of Sarah Palin…she hunts animals much bigger than them on a regular basis.

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