Random Thoughts

Posted on December 10, 2010 9:05 am

Democrats are going to take a dollar away from you because the thought of someone else getting ten was too unbearable.

At least Obama has now united both sides in agreeing he’s a huge failure.

The GOP should propose their own DREAM Act, like making it illegal to set illegal aliens on fire or something.

The best way to end illegal immigration would be to make Mexico a functional country, but that would be meddling.

It was interesting watching the episode where Palin stocked up on caribou meat, but I thought the citizens of Alaska mainly liked pork.

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11 Responses to “Random Thoughts”

  1. MarkoMancuso says:

    The GOP should propose their own DREAM Act, like making it illegal to set illegal aliens on fire or something.

    That’s quite better than I what I fear they’re going to do: cave on the NIGHTMARE and vote for another kickback to corn producers in the Midwest in this taxbreak malarkey.

  2. ussjimmycarter says:

    Hey, do you guys know what’s going on with all this Ass Leakage? I’m really worried that I might catch it! It would be uncool if my jeans (which I now wear far down my butt crack) along with my hommies caught this and had leakage. Is there something I can take to prevent it? Thanks!

  3. Jimmy says:

    “The best way to end illegal immigration would be to make Mexico a functional country, but that would be meddling.”

    Umm.

    The best way to end illegal immigration would be to make the U.S. a functional country.

    You need more sleep, Frank.

  4. Burmashave says:

    It was interesting watching the episode where Palin stocked up on caribou meat, but I thought the citizens of Alaska mainly liked pork.

    Mebbe Palin was sending a secret message: Reindeer are caribou. I kill Rudolf. No Christmas goodies for you!

  5. Ron Rockstar says:

    Mexico is a functional country. Currently is is functioning as the butthole of North America.

  6. storm1911 says:

    The dems are saying eff Obama in public hearings. I guess liberals are racist now.

    And they said “you lie” was bad.

    MMMM … tasty caribou.

    Before nuking the moon we should try nuking Mexico. Just to make sure it all works and good stuff like that.

  7. Ernie Loco says:

    The GOP should propose their own DREAM Act, like making it illegal to set illegal aliens on fire or something.

    I don’t think I could support that porposal…

  8. Mr. M says:

    I have to secretly admit something. When we talk about deporting illegals, I kind of want to make a couple of exceptions. The first, would be that we give illegals the opportunity to serve in the military, after being cleared to insure they are loyal, with the chance of being made citizens afterwords. The second condition would be for any illegals who are both hot and female. I am a lonely man, and I figure if we only deport illegals who are not hot and female, that will create a surplus of hot female to lonely men in our country, and thus increase my own odds of finding happiness.

    I am also told that a lot of illegal women can not speak English. I think this would be great for relationships, as I have always believed communication in relationships to be an overrated chick thing, and because it would make it harder for them to nag me. Is this wrong?

  9. Bad Science says:

    If it were against the law to set illegal aliens on fire, would that impact the operation of the Mexicannon? Might want to work on Plan B, the Mexicatapult or something.

  10. Jimmy says:

    Not the new, electromagnetic Mexicannon rail gun, Bad Science. It accelerates illegals to Mach 7 and they go SPLAT when they hit. Very effective and environmentally friendly. Plus, it adds organic material to soil at the destination. Farmers there will love it.

  11. Son of Bob says:

    “The GOP should propose their own DREAM Act, like making it illegal to set illegal aliens on fire or something.”

    I don’t see a law like that getting much support. Doing away with a renewable fuel source would upset the environmentalists. Remember their highly successful “Save a tree, burn a mexican” campaign.

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