Why Do Liberals Hate the Constitution

Posted on January 13, 2011 11:02 am

Everyone knows that liberals hate the Constitution, but I explore why in my latest Pajamas Media column. Caution: May contain heated rhetoric that will instill in you the urge to kill.

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14 Responses to “Why Do Liberals Hate the Constitution”

  1. coldguy says:

    You mentioned George Washington punching hippies, but no talk about putting a musket to anyone’s junk? You even quoted the second amendment. Maybe you are getting tired of politics already this year. A fine article otherwise.

  2. Iowa Jim says:

    Very effective piece. I’m leaving for Des Moines immediately to apply its lessons to the state legislature.

  3. MarkoMancuso says:

    Reading comprehension may very well be the most underused, underrated, and poorly taught skill in Western society today.

  4. Burmashave says:

    Frank, this is pure genius, and easily the best piece I’ve read on the subject. I actually read it and then reread it. The bit about the pickaxes is gold.

    “The Constitution is a living document:” What liberals say when the Constitution doesn’t say what they want it to say.

    This is like…

    “Code word (as in ‘code speech’):” What a liberal claims you said because what you said did not fit his world view.

  5. Burmashave says:

    Wow, my high praise to Frank has been moderated. Frank must be feeling especially humble today and doesn’t want my praise to go to his head. Well you can’t stop me:

    ALL HAIL FRANK!

  6. plentyobailouts says:

    Well if you conservatives weren’t so mean and expect us to let you have your property and expect us to work for our dope money and expect us to not kill babies, maybe we would like the constitution a bit more. If you weren’t all racists and gun clinging religeous nuts, maybe we would follow the law, but nooo! you just don’t want us to have this utopia without having to earn it. Besides I am incapable of taking responsibility for myself, I must have my superior elite tell me what to do and you mean ole conservatives are just to stupid and Bushy to understand.

    /barry

  7. Shiggz says:

    @Marko I was certain “inconvenient critical thinking” would fit that. They love critical thinking about us like anthropologists studying cave writings. They never ever ever question themselves. Why would they bother? Since they are right about everything and they are fighting pure evil.

  8. Johnny5_is_alive says:

    Yet another great piece! Boy did you piss off the hippies with that article. Luckily PJM has some hippie punchers over there too.

    Soooooo who’s up for a Constitutional Convention so we can get started on deporting liberals to Antarctica. It’s a great idea really. Just tell them that with global warming it’ll soon be the only habitable place on the planet. Al Gore said so.

  9. Rob in Katy says:

    Sometimes you have to break the Constitution in order to preserve it, ship the Liberals to Antarctica! We can add that amendment afterwards ;)

  10. Carolyn says:

    If we ship the liberals to Antarctica, the hot air they all spew will instantly melt it. Either that, or the penguins would be stuck with them and that’s a rotten thing to do to penguins.

  11. 4of7 says:

    Another great article. Bravo Frank!

  12. zzyzx says:

    The reason liberals hate the constitution is for the same reason they hate most Americans. They hate it (and the rest of us) because they find it (and us) to be inferior…much as the Brain found Pinky (and the rest of us) to be inferior and thus was able to justify his eternal quest to take over the world…..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlXEC8kcbqc&playnext=1&list=PL4CA9F4332A73CBA0&index=53=53

  13. Veeshir says:

    See, we should send them to the North Pole.

    That way when global worming melts it, they’ll fall into the sea and the drowning polar bears will have something to eat.

    You want to save polar bears, don’t you?

  14. Jessica says:

    I have sufficient reading comprehension of the Constitution to know that it needs updating, mostly regarding term limits and reform of the campaigning process.

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