Out in the West Texas town of El Paso
Someone is selling a Mexican finger.
Okay, I apologize to the memory of Marty Robbins for that.
But someone is trying to sell Pancho Villa’s finger. You know about Pancho Villa, right? Killed Americans. Was supported by Germany during World War I. That Pancho Villa.
Anyway, a pawn shop in El Paso is trying to sell Pancho Villa’s finger.
That got me thinking… What other famous body parts might be on sale in the future?
- Farrah Fawcett’s hair
- Hitler’s brain
- Cindy Crawford’s mole
- Gene Simmon’s tongue
- The head of Alfredo Garcia
- Obama’s brain (really valuable, because it’s never been used)
- Greg Gutfeld’s appendix
- Ron Jeremy’s … mustache
What other body parts might be found in a pawn shop one day soon? Or which ones would you like to see?