Pancho Villa’s finger

Posted on February 9, 2011 4:49 am

Out in the West Texas town of El Paso
Someone is selling a Mexican finger.

Okay, I apologize to the memory of Marty Robbins for that.

But someone is trying to sell Pancho Villa’s finger. You know about Pancho Villa, right? Killed Americans. Was supported by Germany during World War I. That Pancho Villa.

Anyway, a pawn shop in El Paso is trying to sell Pancho Villa’s finger.

That got me thinking… What other famous body parts might be on sale in the future?

What other body parts might be found in a pawn shop one day soon? Or which ones would you like to see?

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19 Responses to “Pancho Villa’s finger”

  1. The Animal says:

    “Obama’s brain (really valuable, because it’s never been used)”

    ZING!!!! That would leave a scar, if he had a central nervous system, which I doubt, as he obviously has no spine (or a stomach either, and my God this sentence is going on forever).

  2. Apostic says:

    Siskel’s/Ebert’s thumbs

    Donny Osmond’s teeth

    Elvis’s acetabulofemoral joints

    Keith Olbermann’s nostrils

    Keith Richard’s liver

  3. Apostic says:

    One more:

    Anthony Zerbe’s eyebrows

  4. Frank M says:

    ZZ top’s beards
    Obama’s ego
    Hillary’s big A**
    Dick Cheney’s soul (just to prove to the left that he has one)
    Dolly Parton’…er…ahem…large ‘tracts of land’.

  5. Thor says:

    Steven Tyler’s lips
    Mick Jagger’s lips
    Angelina Jolie’s…well, let’s just hang on to everything

  6. mike says:

    Perhaps the person with Pancho Villa’s nose could use it?

  7. tcstorm1 says:

    Who’s Ron Jeremy?

    [I was going to include a link, but I couldn’t decide which of his 2,068 pornos to link to. – B.]

  8. Matt says:

    Does the Obama brain come with a magnifying glass? If so, you might get something worthwhile out of the deal.

  9. Ivan Ivanovich says:

    #6 That’s the trick

  10. MarkoMancuso says:

    Zapato’s moustache?

  11. MarkoMancuso says:

    Or was it Zapata? I can never remember.

    I am also interested in purchasing Dale Earnhardt’s moustache.

  12. Dohtimes says:

    I would have said The Devil’s right hand but Obama has been bought and sold so often that he is worse than worthless. Tracy Morgan could use another hand though.

  13. Burmashave says:

    The hands of Che Guevara

    Those are Che’s hands. The Bolivians saved on postage by mailing only his hands to Cuba for identification.

  14. Son of Bob says:

    A bunch of college kids just called and asked if they could get shirts with Pancho Villa on them. Apparently, they’re always looking for a new anti-American killer to idolize and put on T-shirts, while enjoying the fruits of capitalism getting stoned in a university dorm room paid for by their parents.

  15. Ussjimmycarter says:

    You can sell my junk when I’m gone. Just bring heavy lifting equipment and a one ton duelie!

  16. cknight says:

    Anyone suggesting that the Obama brain be auctioned off in its original packaging is a racist. Anyone suggesting that it be sealed in clamshell packaging probably ought to be investigated by the Secret Service.

  17. RAML says:

    # Obama’s brain (really valuable, because it’s never been used)

    Anyone suggesting it actually exists is probably insane.

  18. mike says:

    ckinght’s sense of humor

  19. Larsinkima says:

    Gilbert Gotfreids vocal chords.

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