Does Obama Play Enough Golf?
Apparently Obama golfs quite a lot; he just headed out on his 60th golf outing as president. So, with all the crises going on in the world, should Obama be out golfing?
Absolutely.
Scientists estimate that the Obama presidency would be 800% better if Obama spent it all golfing. Obamacare? Too busy golfing. Trillions in unnecessary spending? Unless he can spend trillions at the pro shop, not going to happen. Bowing dictators? Only if they beat him on the golf course.
So how do we get Obama to play more golf? Someone should say to him, “So what’s your plans for after the presidency? Have you thought of being a professional golfer?” And Obama would be like, “You think I could?” And we’d be like, “Sure, but you’d have to play every day.”
And then Obama would start missing all his meetings to play golf to make sure he has a future after the presidency. Every once in a while he’d be like, “Shouldn’t I look into some of the crises going on?” And we’d say, “No, that’s golfing loser talk! Work on your swing!”
Golf; it could save the country.
(30 votes, average: 4.87 out of 5)
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March 7th, 2011 at 2:31 pm
It’s too easy to make a “he should play with his balls more for the good of the Nation” joke…so I will resist the temptation.
March 7th, 2011 at 2:41 pm
So we can get him to trade his tin pot for a tin cup permanently?
March 7th, 2011 at 2:48 pm
Hell, I think the PGA ought to invite him to tournaments NOW!
March 7th, 2011 at 2:58 pm
Yes we can, fiddle while Rome burns…Nero. Yes we can, play golf while the middle east burns…Obama. The more things change the more they remain the same.
March 7th, 2011 at 3:02 pm
I think he would be an excellent spokesperson for the LPGA.
March 7th, 2011 at 3:11 pm
Someone should say to him, “You could be the black Tiger Woods.”
March 7th, 2011 at 3:12 pm
The real question is: Is there a way we could we get Reid, Pelosi, Frank, Kerry and the rest of those idiots to go along with him everyday?
And, if at any time any of them start to get bored and want to pass more laws, just show them something shiny.
March 7th, 2011 at 3:13 pm
If we had thought ahead a little, we would have moved the capital down south somewhere and he would have been golfing year round.
March 7th, 2011 at 3:46 pm
Just to be safe, we ought to convince Joe Biden to spend all his time playing Chutes and Ladders.
“I just spun a 6. That’s a big ephin’ deal.”
March 7th, 2011 at 4:54 pm
“Cinderella boy. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper now about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac… It’s in the hole! It’s in the hole! It’s in the hole!”
March 7th, 2011 at 7:48 pm
Unfortunately, O-bah-muhh doesn’t know his arse from a hole in the ground…..hence, he stinks at golf….and his arse hurts from all the golf balls.
March 7th, 2011 at 8:20 pm
No he does not play enough golf. He and the rest of the dems in Washington need to really work on their games. Somewhere outside the US, so that the rest of us can get the country back on track. Then they need to have their citizenship repealed and they can stay and play golf for the rest of their natural lives. Depending on where they decide to play it could be longer or shorter, who knows.
Of course another thought is that Michele Obama could leave the rest of us and our dinner alone and take on her husband obvious addiction to golf. Seems to me that’s a more dangerous problem impacting the entire country.
Then again, we’re definately safer with him on the links instead of at the helm so …………….carry on MacDuffer.
(obama the author of confliction-if libs can make up words so can I )
March 7th, 2011 at 9:03 pm
Are you sure a repeal of citizenship is necessary in Obama’s case? Maybe it’s just “citizenship revealed.”
March 8th, 2011 at 12:19 am
“Unless he can spend trillions at the pro shop, not going to happen.”
Have you seen the price of clubs? It could happen.
March 8th, 2011 at 7:01 am
his mother should have swallowed him
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March 9th, 2011 at 6:38 am
Tell him about the chicks! He could be banging a different chick every night just like Tiger. Maybe two at a time! That will close the deal. Don’t tell Muchelle, though! That comes later! And Obama will have more than a smashed car window when she finds out!!! He’ll be in a full body cast for years!
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