Random Thoughts
T-Paw needs to embrace how boring he is. Boring probably has a pretty good chance against Obama.
T-Paw 2012: “Someone this boring has to be competent.”
I, for one, support President Obama and his proposed exchange of blood for oil.
Seems like there should be a left-wing argument for smaller government. Why would you want to give Michele Bachman more power?
Realizing all politicians suck is the first step towards advocating limited government.
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March 22nd, 2011 at 9:04 am
Random thought: This skanky Palmer Cash girl on the page’s sidebar is deader behind the eyes than Obama when giving a speech about liberty and American exceptionalism.
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:47 am
Wow, Marko, you’re dead on with that observation. And I also agree with you on the skank factor. Put some clothes on, woman!
March 22nd, 2011 at 10:23 am
And why is she wearing (almost) a man’s shirt?
March 22nd, 2011 at 10:43 am
lim Σ G = 0
(s->0)
where s ≡ suck politicians
G ≡ f(s) for all governments
This is not a well-understood principle about “limited government.”
March 22nd, 2011 at 10:49 am
It means, in the end, we don’t need government.
March 22nd, 2011 at 10:50 am
T-Paw needs to embrace how boring he is
It didn’t work for the Gorebot.
Heck, even Pinky and the Brain took shots are Gore.
March 22nd, 2011 at 11:22 am
Getting libs to begin to see the light on governmental intrusion is pretty easy, really. Begin with this:
“Do you seriously believe Democrats will be in control of D.C. forever?”
First they’ll blarf about how they’re not really in charge right now because those dang congressional Republicans are being the Party of No and preventing blah blah blah… And when you can get a word in edgewise you can get them to agree that the only reasonable answer to your question is, “Well of course not.”
Then you ask this:
“How much power do you want them to have when they regain control?”
They may freeze up for a few moments at that point as the cognitive dissonance briefly overloads their circuitry, but even if they maintain it and find some lefty pablum to paper it over with and soothe their festering doubt, that doubt will be planted and will indeed fester.
Repeat with as many lefties as you can find. I’ve got several to spare over here, if you’re running short.
March 22nd, 2011 at 11:24 am
Heck, those triple line thingies are not well-understood by any non-mathemeticians.
March 22nd, 2011 at 11:35 am
Heh – Jimmy thinks government has principles.
March 22nd, 2011 at 11:51 am
T-Paw vs. M’sel. Kar-plock !!!!
The liberal talking heads on the night time talking head shows are looking really desperate for us to believe their excuses for bHo and Libya. Stress is getting to them.
Libya…. LIBya … Just send the bunch of them to LIBya. Khadaffy is out and the liberal nuts have a to place run loose and screw things up at their own expense. Stop sending Tomahawks, start sending liberals.
Watching Karl Rove back Obama last night must have caused a lefties to have strokes across the landscape.
March 22nd, 2011 at 12:00 pm
*If you unplug the teleprompters Obama boring and awkward like literally worse then Bush on extempore tv speaking. Bush was apparently quite eloquent when he wasn’t on TV trying to suppress his accent and sound “presidential” …. “mission accomplished.”
*When women spell preggo I say prego, so either change the spaghetti sauce name or the pregnancy abbreviation either way stop making me think im hungry for baby meat.
*An ego big enough to run for president has little room for much else.
*If you have to wear clothes or your hair in a way to say you are something…. your probably not it.
*So with the rising numbers of unemployed and underemployed coupled with the medias glamorization of debased under-culture I have to come financial conclusion… I should abandon all my other talents and take up “Van Art”
*Think I need to get a part time job to pay for gas so I can get to my full time job
*volcanoes gaias pimples or boobies?
March 22nd, 2011 at 12:08 pm
“Realizing all politicians suck is the first step towards advocating limited government.”
Obama, Reid, Pelosi, Frank, Dodd, Kerry and the rest, have worked relentlessly to educate the American people to that fact.
March 22nd, 2011 at 12:09 pm
And, @Marko, Ernie & DamnCat,
…you know you’d still do her.
March 22nd, 2011 at 12:11 pm
say=see
Nobody commented on my pictures from yesterdays random thoughts.
I spent hours finding those I thought they were hilarious and should be plastered everywhere because especially people who don’t read conservative media will get it.
March 22nd, 2011 at 12:15 pm
An ego big enough to run for president has little room for much else.
I suppose the best we can end up hoping for is that what serves their egos needs also serves their countries needs.
March 22nd, 2011 at 12:29 pm
To be a socialist is to not understand why a system that rewards failure and mediocrity and punish success will never succeed.
March 22nd, 2011 at 1:40 pm
@SonOfBob
“When all candles be out, all cats be gray.”
-John Heywood-
March 22nd, 2011 at 2:39 pm
“…and I be outta da room.”
-Jimmy
March 22nd, 2011 at 2:55 pm
Americans will do a lot of things… vote for the “boring guy” isn’t one of them. Like Romney, Mitch Daniels, he would probably make a good VP to an “interesting” person who connects with voters. If Romney wins the nomination he will need some tough guy balls a cheney to back him up. I vote Steven Seagall.
I still keep warming up to Sarah Palin… partially because if she wins some “factually informed by the right people” leftist who sees her as “Cthulhu in heels” will assassinate her and we can finally get “American Civil War part 2″ in theaters everywhere! I’m dying to know how that sequel ends.
March 22nd, 2011 at 4:59 pm
We are being led by the French…I can’t stand the shame…
March 22nd, 2011 at 5:35 pm
We win. Again.
March 22nd, 2011 at 6:31 pm
O-bah-muhhz Libyan War: Because George Soros and Al Gore own Oil Stock, that gets oil from Libya.
So long as the blood is Libyan, and the oil becomes ours, I can live with it.
T-Paw: More boring, and less lethal than T-Rex
Obama: Hey Brazil, Drill baby drill! Hey ANWR, Sucks to be you.
George Soros:”Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen,”
March 24th, 2011 at 12:52 am
Shiggz: I liked your pictures, but it was late and I was tired. Sorry!
March 24th, 2011 at 4:36 am
understood, thanks for responding 5