Random Thoughts
We’re going to fight this war on the XBox 360 Kinect? Does Qdaffy have that? What’s his Live account?
“You know these Koch brothers you never heard of a week ago? They’re super evil and have to be stopped. And Libya is not a war.”
Did Q*bert set a precedent that eventually led to Ke$ha?
I don’t care what you call it as long as bad people get blowed up. That’s what I pay taxes for.
“We’re not going to get mired in an unwinnable war. What we’re going to get mired in we’ll call something completely different than that.”
“It’s not a war. It’s a contingency… kinetic… scope-limited… Okay; I’m a ginormous tool.”
My parents gave us one minute to use a certain amount of mouthwash. It was a time-limited, Scope-limited operation.
Almost wish I followed college basketball just so I could understand why people hate Duke so much.
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March 25th, 2011 at 9:35 am
Sorry, @$$h4t had ‘em all beat by at least a decade.
March 25th, 2011 at 9:40 am
Uh… now let me be clear about this…we are…uh…not at war. This…is something that…uh…may look like war but…uh…as I…uh can assure my…uh…fellow Americans…uh…what we had…uh…have…in Iraq…uh…Libya is a natural…result of my smart diplomacy that…we refer to as…uh…Spatially Urgent Coordinated Kinetic Stratagem!
March 25th, 2011 at 9:42 am
Actually, that’s not too far off. I heard from the head of the aviation department at the local university that this year the U.S. military will train more drone pilots than real pilots.
Their sports teams hire ugly strippers.
March 25th, 2011 at 9:48 am
“I don’t care what you call it as long as bad people get blowed up. That’s what I pay taxes for.”
I’m glad you weren’t geographically specific about that. There are lots of bad people in a certain town on the Chesapeake.
March 25th, 2011 at 10:20 am
“Kinetic Military Action is not the answer!”
We need a new bumpersticker!
March 25th, 2011 at 10:23 am
I hate Duke because their players look like ugly strippers. They’re the worst kind of white people. Ugly, antithetical to good country music, arrogant, and quite probably liberal. Last but not least, of course, they also flop pathetically to draw charge calls from the officials. Go play soccer, Duke!
Random thought: I ate cereal during my time-limited, calorie-limited eating action this morning. What did you eat during your time-limited, calorie-limited eating action this morning.
March 25th, 2011 at 10:27 am
Because it gets tiresome hating UNC all the time.
March 25th, 2011 at 10:34 am
I totally threw some time limited kinetic action at a couple of egg biscuits. And though a turkey sub is looming in a threatening manner on the near horizon, that will be an entirely new time-limited kinetic operation. This is in no way an ongoing quagmire.
March 25th, 2011 at 11:50 am
My time limited kinetic calorie intervention for today is stopping a hostile left over meat loaf sandwich. It’s a dirty job but someone has got to do it.
With all of these video game-run drones I want to know that, at launch, do we hear the beeps of the opening to Pac-Man, followed by the waka waka sound as the drones consume terrorists?
Obama must be a fan of the Atlanta Braves because he tried giving Khadaffy the Tomahawk Chop.
March 25th, 2011 at 12:00 pm
COFFEE!! of course, Mr. Mancuso.
Coffee gives me universal uncoordinated time to ponder my time-limited, kinematically-challenged, no-exit-strategy, calorie-unlimited bacon, lettuce and tomato sammich!! Mmmmm. Come on over! I got some really good ale, too.
March 25th, 2011 at 12:27 pm
“We’re going to fight this war on the XBox 360 Kinect? Does Qdaffy have that? What’s his Live account?”
Yes, but he hacks and tubes…and Obama just whines about how he’s “going to report him” if he doesn’t turn of his Walls.
March 25th, 2011 at 12:29 pm
Marko,
In honor of our Pres**ent and International Waffle Day I had…an apple fritter…excuse me…a sucrose impregnated container of right-sized pome fragments exposed to an external heat source until optimum oxidation is attained.
March 25th, 2011 at 12:36 pm
Wow, Former Hostage, I don’t remember seeing you on here lately. And, given the current Obama replay of history, I was beginning to get a little worried.
March 25th, 2011 at 1:16 pm
‘Zackly. Actually, I think that’s my biggest beef with this whole thing: we’re not sending in Abrams tanks, so not enough stuff is going to get blown up. This is what happens when quisling Democrats direct your military operations. With Bush, we get “shock and awe”. With Obama, we get “scope-limited, kinetic, blahblahblah”.
March 25th, 2011 at 1:29 pm
Given a chance, Q*bert would stomp Ke$ha. Then, she’d ‘splode. Q*bert may be all eighties ‘n stuff, but he’s no fool.
On the other hand, I went to see UNC play at Boston College. (It still befuddles me as to how BC is in the ACC.) Anyhow, more of the BC students cheered UNC than BC. It was weird. There were many tools.
March 25th, 2011 at 2:04 pm
Random rambling: Didja ever play the game, “Which would you rather have?” It’s the fun game in which you come up with two awful things and ask someone which would he rather have. For example, you might ask someone, “Which would you rather have, your g-nads wired to a hand cranked generator, or your big toe smashed with a five pound hammer?”
Now, ponder on the candidates leading the field for the Republican nomination and guess why I’m thinking of this pastime.
March 25th, 2011 at 2:23 pm
Because they flop to play the ref’s (and ACC officials fall for it), their cheerleaders are ugly, Coach K curses like a sailor during the game but plays nice for the media, and they usually win a lot.
March 25th, 2011 at 2:47 pm
Sure they were BC students? UNC fans are a particularly annoying bunch, spreading like dysentery in Tiajuana.
March 25th, 2011 at 5:05 pm
Why people hate Duke so much: 1) They have a reputation of being smart, but then you see their fans.
2) Coach Krzyzewsky is from the 5th dimension, same as Mister Mxyzptlk, so you know he’s a SuperVillain.
3) They’re the Blue Devils. Blue is the color of The DEMONcRAT party.
4) They were the Blue Angels, but rebelled against GOD, and became the Blue Devils.
5) Their Fight Song is, ‘La-La La-La La-La La La La La Laaaa’, and Gargamel isn’t the only one that hates that sound.
March 25th, 2011 at 5:19 pm
So if it’s a scope limited operation, does that mean our Snipers got sent home on Leave, or did they have to hand in their scopes? Sucks either way.
Oh come on, we don’t HAVE TO blow up Demon-c-Rats. Just voting them out of office ought to be enough. Then we could save ours bombs and missiles for terrorists.
March 25th, 2011 at 5:43 pm
LForDie, I don’t care if a Marine Sniper has a scope or not. One shot, one kill at less than 800 yards. Scopes are only good for the really tough shots.
So OsfbO thinks that this is a scope limited and time limited endeavor. Obviously he got through physics on cocaine, because a body in motion tends to stay in motion unless acted upon by an outside source, as is true with anything kinetic. And we all know the un is not a force.
March 25th, 2011 at 6:02 pm
SoB…it took me a second or two to get that…
March 25th, 2011 at 8:02 pm
Yup, they were BC students. Either that, or UNC students found a way to sit in the BC student only seating.
March 28th, 2011 at 8:38 am
Frank, I live in NC. Trust me if you ever hung w/ any Duke alum you’d understand. Its not just a basketball thing.
March 28th, 2011 at 11:24 am
I love Duke, but I know they are all liberals. Hey wait a minute, aren’t all college kids liberals? BTW how is Cryler Hansborough doin in the NBA?