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Half-men, half-sheep always get offended when you refer to them as “Ewe people.”
Someone keeps hitting my smart phone with this DoS attack that causes it to make a ringing sound and interrupts my internet.
Think of what Einstein could have accomplished if he access to Google. And Zuma Blitz.
Did Obama give another speech and I missed it?!
You’d think liberals would be less angry since they live in happy fantasy world where the biggest threat out there is FOX News.
“What’s there to say about our involvement in Libya? It’s Libya, and we’re involved. Anyway, got early tee time tomorrow.”
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March 29th, 2011 at 9:15 am
Random thought: Interestingly, the Obama Doctrine is equivalent to the blank picture one sees when one first opens Microsoft Paint.
March 29th, 2011 at 9:19 am
Marko – you are right – it started out that way – but then Obama scribbled all over the monitor with a crayon.
March 29th, 2011 at 9:20 am
Anoter random thought: The U.S. aircraft involved with the something or other-limited kinetic thingamajig action now include six A-10 Warthogs and at least one AC-130 Spectre gunship. These two aircraft are classified by the U.S. Air Force and all military analysis groups as close air support aircraft. They directly engage enemy ground forces – typically tanks, armored vehicles, trucks, what have you – to give “friendly” ground forces a decided edge. However, assurances tell me that it’s still a non-war war!
March 29th, 2011 at 9:21 am
1/2 man and 1/2 sheep? So if the bottom half is sheep and you live in an Arab country…you are about to be buggered! Know why Arabs don’t wear jeans? The sheep can hear the zipper…
March 29th, 2011 at 9:27 am
So if Einstein was alive today, would he just Google “relativity” and BAM…up would pop the Theory of Relativity without all the hard math stuff and such? That’s like pretty awesome! So, with Google available, why are we sending our kids to school? All they need to know is on Google! So little Mountain Breeze sits down at the computer and wants to know about nature. So she types in I whant two now abowt natuwr. And BAM…Google comes back with “You are and idiot, please don’t ever visit our site again…EVER!!!”
March 29th, 2011 at 9:57 am
You have a tee time? That like totally sucks! It’s 15 degrees here in Minnesota and we still have 6 inches of snow on the ground! I figure at this rate we will have summer from July 4th to July 8th and then it will be fall! Why do I live up here???
March 29th, 2011 at 10:21 am
USSJC, y’all a bunch of liberal weenies there in Minn. Here, we use an orange ball in the winter so you can see where it landed. A snow shovel is an acceptable club, and you simply remove the ice from the beer.
After the round you go to the clubhouse for some good ole hippie punching and eat bacon. Life is good.
March 29th, 2011 at 10:29 am
I have a couple of things that I shall never do in golf and one is to hit an orange ball! The others are hitting from the woman’s tee (no matter how old I get), and I will NEVER play with a belly putter! Totally ghey!!! Unfortunately, I hit a Titleist driver with a special graphite shaft that will splinter into a thousand pieces if it is below freezing… I hadn’t considered a shovel! As my game continues to decline with age, it might be a welcome improvement to my bag!
March 29th, 2011 at 10:39 am
“Someone keeps hitting my smart phone with this DoS attack that causes it to make a ringing sound and interrupts my internet.”
That’s called an “incoming phone call.” You may be surprised to learn that, in addition to the camera, daily planner and all those games and other apps, the iPhone is in fact an actual phone. Who knew?
March 29th, 2011 at 11:28 am
Well, if there’s a weapon on the battlefield with what could best be described as a kinetic weapon, it’d be the A-10′s cannon, which fires depleted uranium (non-splodey) rounds the size of milk bottles. The A-10 and Spooky would be good anti-aircraft weapons if the Libyans figgur out how to make tanks fly.
Refresh my memory, please. I don’t believe that George Bush deployed attack aircraft while enforcing the no-fly zone over Iraq. In fact, I’d wager to say that if he had, we’d have witnessed collective pants wettage by members of the left.
March 29th, 2011 at 11:30 am
Obama replaced Wheel of Fortune and TMZ for THAT !!!??!!! At least Cooking Channel didn’t bow to him.
March 29th, 2011 at 1:39 pm
Don’t forget to wish the 1911 happy birthday today Frank
March 29th, 2011 at 1:54 pm
Ewe people are so awesome that I had to rate 5 stars and comment.
March 29th, 2011 at 3:46 pm
1/2 men, 1/2 sheep? Ewe people? That can only mean…..Carly Fiorina is running for U.S. Senator again!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBINVXMWe_w&feature=related
2 ‘DIRTY DEEDS DONE WITH SHEEP’ videos……..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14k0oUhLt0&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCRE9qOgbug
March 29th, 2011 at 4:07 pm
A DoS attack on your smirtfone, that causes ringing, and interrupts your internet? There must be an app for that; or don’t give anyone your #.
Liberals biggest threat varies from day-to-day, and week-to-week, Scott Walker….Koch Brothers….Tea Partiers….Fox News….depends on what ‘Think Progress’, and ‘Media Matters’ sez is the threat du jour. Then all the O-bah-muhhZombies,Leftards,Moonbats, etc… go into attack shriek mode.
Libya: Is that any relation to Dubya? Libya sounds like a verb that University professors do to the young skulls of mush. They libya them until they’re Libtards.