Where Did Obama Grow Up?
The other day, Huckabee talked about how Obama grew up in Kenya. So there seems to be some confusion where Obama grew up, so I might as well clarify for everyone. Obama grew up in Indonesia, and because of this, he was thought to be foreign and to not have learned the native values of his home country, Kenya. Obama did pretty well learning at his madras in Indonesia, though, getting a B- in writing, a C in math, a B+ in being Muslim, and an A+ in hating America. Eventually, he had to leave Indonesia, though, for hating America too much that it started to creep people out. That’s when Obama went to Pakistan to train with al Qaeda. He was really bad at making bombs, though, and made everyone afraid he was going to blow them up, so al Qaeda kicked him out. With no where left to go, Obama headed to Hawaii to live with his grandparents whom he hated for being both white and American. Eventually, he had to move to Chicago as that was the only place corrupt enough for someone with his lack of skills to get a job. And then the Democrat Party noticed him and you know the rest. And that’s the story of Barack Obama.
(46 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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March 3rd, 2011 at 11:10 am
Truth
March 3rd, 2011 at 11:16 am
I think when his wife refers to Kenya as his “home country” that’s about all we really need to know.
March 3rd, 2011 at 11:17 am
Sadly, the satirical parts are less outrageous than the true parts.l
March 3rd, 2011 at 11:24 am
He also distracted Ayrton Senna at Imola and Dale Earnhardt at Daytona. Jerk.
March 3rd, 2011 at 11:27 am
Why all this fuss about where he “grew up”? He has yet to prove to me that he “grew up” at all. He reminds me of some of the spoiled brats that I “grew up” with. I got it. He needs “grew up” therapy.
March 3rd, 2011 at 11:37 am
Actually, “community orangutang” really isn’t classified as a “job.”
March 3rd, 2011 at 11:40 am
True story.
March 3rd, 2011 at 12:08 pm
This whole story falls apart because of one crucial fact: Barack Obama never grew up. He’s still a spoilt child.
March 3rd, 2011 at 12:09 pm
Regardless of which foreign country he was reared in (heh heh, I said rear), he has no values, no scruples, and no class. His mother taught him those traits.
The twit is obviously going through a midlife crisis, because no one could be that stupid and become the president of the U.S. could they? Oh yeah, 52.7% of the voting public are dumber than biden.
Curios though, since he was indoctrinated in Indonesia to hate America, why does he insist that we all speak mexican instead of Indonesian?
March 3rd, 2011 at 12:11 pm
WhereDid Obama Grow Up?Fixed it.
March 3rd, 2011 at 12:12 pm
Dang you, Basil!
March 3rd, 2011 at 12:47 pm
Can we post this to Wikipedia? Got to get the truth out there.
March 3rd, 2011 at 1:32 pm
Toys-R-Us?
Neverland?
Island Of Misfit Boys?
City of Catchfools?
Pleasure Island?
March 3rd, 2011 at 1:39 pm
Need to add: Trained in the way of the Commie-Lib in Hawaii by Sexual Deviant, Frank Marshall Davis.
March 3rd, 2011 at 2:01 pm
“Oh yeah, 52.7% of the voting public are dumber than biden.”
Interesting. 50% of the population are below average. Biden is at least that dumb, so 45% of the general population is dumber than Biden. So if 52.7% of the voting public are dumber than biden, than that voting public is about 10% dumber than the public at large, on average. Or something like that.
March 3rd, 2011 at 4:15 pm
You say Kenya; I say Indonesia. Let’s cut Huckabee some slack. After all, Indonesia might as well be Kenya. They both hate us, they’re both predominately Muslim, and Obama calls both of them home.
Marko: Now, you can cross off visiting Jim Morrison’s grave from the list of things to do before you die. In truth, I wish Morrison had lived. I wish Joplin had lived, and I definitely feel the same about Kurt Cobain. None of them lived long enough for people to figgur out how truly sucky they were.
March 3rd, 2011 at 4:19 pm
Burma, the following is a fact: Change Joplin’s race to cracker and few if any would care about him.
March 3rd, 2011 at 4:23 pm
Oooops, sorry. The second half of my post was intended for the previous thread. Pay me no mind.
March 3rd, 2011 at 7:01 pm
Marko, Burma was obviously referring to Joplin Missouri’s socio-economic decline, not the musical hipster that led our youngsters into the hootenannery lifestyle with his devil inspired rhythms.
March 3rd, 2011 at 7:16 pm
Larsinkima +1
March 3rd, 2011 at 9:36 pm
Actually, I was talking about that ever fun and lovable Janice Joplin. She couldn’t tell the difference between shouting and singing the blues, and her fans can’t tell the difference between poop and shinola. I vote Janice the most viscerally annoying musician of the 60′s.
If Janice were alive today, six feet of earth and a coffin wouldn’t prevent us from hearing her ear-bleed-inducing banshee wail.
March 3rd, 2011 at 10:21 pm
Janis Joplin has her uses. I play her mp3 every saturday and all of the door to door religious peddlers turn around after coming within 20 feet or so of the front door. Buddy of mine cross street tried CW but dying girl friends and dead dogs didn’t phase them in the least.
March 3rd, 2011 at 11:04 pm
“Eventually, he had to move to Chicago as that was the only place corrupt enough for someone with his lack of skills to get a job.”
That made me laugh so hard I think it scared the dog.
March 3rd, 2011 at 11:46 pm
Now, Scott Joplin is a whole ‘nother story. If you don’t know who Scott Joplin was, you’re not cultured at all!
March 4th, 2011 at 6:10 am
Hey, I like Janice Joplin’s blues! Scott Joplin also rocked, except much earlier during the ragtime era! As for Obama, I think he probably enjoyed disco growing up. White suite, shoes, socks and a red shirt with frilly collar and cuffs! Dancing to the Bee Gees or Olivia Newton John!
March 5th, 2011 at 12:57 pm
@ussjimmycarter,
I hate to correct you here, but the Bee Gees and Olivia Newton John are both clearly white. A young, militant black socialist from Kenya and Indonesia probably would not have allowed himself to enjoy the song stylings of white singers. You’re probably right on about the disco – however, sisters like “Taste of Honey” and Donna Summer instead.
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