Who’s people?
Are you white? Then you’re not Eric Holder’s people.
Holder concluded his comments saying that the Department of Justice doesn’t let race figure into its decisions. Even though race figures into his thinking, I suppose.
But, perhaps he wasn’t lying. Perhaps he was telling the truth when he said race wasn’t a factor. That would mean that “my people” wasn’t referring to any particular race of people. Perhaps it referred to another group of people.
Like who?
- Idiots
- Morons
- Socialists
- A**holes
- Mustache-Americans
- Attorneys
- New York Yankees fans
- Snake oil salesmen
See? Race doesn’t enter into it.
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March 3rd, 2011 at 8:18 am
You don’t need to list both “snake oil salesmen” and “attorneys”, since attorneys are a subset of the set snake oil salesmen. The same applies to “A**holes” and “New York Yankees fans”.
March 3rd, 2011 at 9:00 am
I can imagine his online dating profile
Racist idiot socialist jacka$$ lawyer seeks woman who loves mustaches and the Yankees.
(white devil women need not apply)
March 3rd, 2011 at 9:56 am
His people:
-Bigots
-People Who Wear Suits
-hObama Cabinet Members
-Folks Who Wear Black
-People Who Sit At Tables And Tell Lies/Obfuscations Into Microphones
March 3rd, 2011 at 10:28 am
His pepples:
America haters
Terrorists
Palin haters
Brewer haters
Pentagon bombers
March 3rd, 2011 at 10:33 am
Easy on the Yankee fans…
March 3rd, 2011 at 11:25 am
You would think we could at least expect that when someone that high up in our government made the statement, “I think there’s a great disservice to people who put their lives on the line for ‘my people’” he’d be referring to our brave American military and his “people” would mean Americans. Instead, from the Obama tribe it’s just more self-serving democrat race-baiting politics.
March 3rd, 2011 at 12:35 pm
Leftards, Communists, King Samir Shabazz’s loyal minion, People who cannot admit that Islamic Extremists are the terorizts.
March 3rd, 2011 at 3:50 pm
Well, I can tell you who it ain’t. As Johnny Cash once sang, “It ain’t me, babe.”
It ain’t also most Americans.
March 3rd, 2011 at 5:57 pm
When Israel was in Egypt’s land,
Let My people go!
Oppressed so hard they could not stand,
Let My people go!
Go down, Moses,
Way down in Egypt’s land;
Tell old Pharaoh
To let My people go!
how can music be racist?
March 3rd, 2011 at 10:42 pm
# Iowa Jim says:
March 3rd, 2011 at 8:18 am
You don’t need to list both “snake oil salesmen” and “attorneys”, since attorneys are a subset of the set snake oil salesmen. The same applies to “A**holes” and “New York Yankees fans”.
Actually, I believe “attorneys” are a subset of “A**holes” so much of this list is redundant.
About the “New York Yankees fans” I really don’t see where they fit in.
March 3rd, 2011 at 10:50 pm
What about this?
Way down upon the Thugi River
Far, far away,
There’s where my childhood mosque still beckons,
There’s where my old folks stay.
Indonesia’s sad and dreary,
Oahu’s not my home,
Oh! liberals how my heart grows weary,
Far from my Kenyan home.
March 3rd, 2011 at 10:59 pm
Weak-chinned bullet heads.
March 4th, 2011 at 2:50 am
now you just hold-up a golderned minute. John Bolton and I are Mustache-Americans.
March 4th, 2011 at 8:06 am
His people:
Men Without Hats
March 4th, 2011 at 5:41 pm
I can only assume from his statement that…for black folks…there must be a vast difference between the phrase, “My people” and the phrase, “You people.”
March 20th, 2011 at 7:17 pm
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