lolbama! Part 60

This week, That One. Next week, terrorists. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com

Meanwhile, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.


From Arik:

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My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:

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From Corona:

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This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:

PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

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My April 1st Announcement

I announced that I was quitting blogging, and since I announced it on April 1st, a lot of people thought it was a joke. It is not. I am quitting. I just don’t have a timeline for when I’ll quit, yet.

So just to give you notice. I’m going to continue blogging as normal, but one day you won’t see me update and that’s because I’m gone forever.

…Though it could just be because it’s the weekend and I don’t usually blog then. Or I was sick. Or I just couldn’t think of anything to blog. But maybe it will mean I’m gone forever. So one day — who knows when — POOF! — gone forever. So enjoy every day of IMAO like it’s its last.

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Obama Starts His 2012 Campaign

Obama has just released his first campaign ad. It’s kind of a tricky thing. I mean, he did run for president with no record to point to, but it’s even odder to run for reelection without any good things he can say he did. America is starting to look like Mordor after Sauron was done with it, so now he especially doesn’t want to run on his record. Still, he can’t repeat his previous campaign; “Yes We Can!” seems like a hollow mockery at this point. I guess his campaign will get better when he has an opponent to trash to take the focus off his own record, but he better hope that opponent eats babies to make him look good in comparison.

Still, I thought we’d work on coming up with a killer slogan for Obama. Seems like a good challenge.

OBAMA 2012 SLOGANS

Name one thing I did wrong.

You reelected Bush and I (eventually) did pretty much the same as him.

Me smirt! Me did good!

Aren’t you just a little curious to see what happens if we keep piling on the debt?

Scientists estimate there are four or five people in America who would do a worse job than me. Can you risk accidentally electing one of them?

Please! I’m grossly unqualified for any other job!

You can’t say you didn’t like anything that happened during my presidency. Didn’t you like Inception?

I thought this was a made up job like “Community Organizer”. Oops.

It wasn’t my fault that the unicorns I promised you all died of carbon monoxide poisoning. I thought the place we were keeping them was well-ventilated.

People say I’m improving. Mainly they’re referring to my golf game, but it’s true.

Know what racists would do? Not reelect a black president.

You’ve seen how horrible it is out there! Please don’t make me unemployed in this economy!

I’m a clock flashing 12:00 and it’s about to be midnight.

You have to give me a chance to fix what I did.

It’s not my fault! I’m just so sleepy! This noisy phone keeps ringing a 3 AM and it’s so hard to ignore and go back to sleep.

Everyone at Whole Foods says I’m doing awesome.

You can’t fire someone from his job and complain about unemployment.

If you think of it less as a presidency and more of performance art, it’s rather interesting.

Campaigning is fun. Wish I could just do that.

Man, I did so much coke! So what happened these last couple years?

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Random Thoughts

There is a lot in the Middle East to be angry about, but all they seem to rage about is really stupid stuff.

People are much more sacred to God than books.

“Bush handled everything about the War on Terror horribly… but so far I haven’t figured out how to do anything differently.” -Obama

I got criticized for putting a Koran being burned on YouTube, but you were the ones who asked to see my wedding video.

Don’t pay attention to local news, so I missed that Boise got hit with radioactive rain. EPA says we’re okay, so yay.

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