I have a new column up at Pajamas Media. I don’t know if we usually take in account in war plans that people are going to whine a lot, but we probably should.
Whenever a liberal says something ultra-mega-bonus-stupid about budget cuts, like you’re starving old people, or you’re killing women, or you’re bombing civilians, we force them at gunpoint to explain how wasting the oxygen to make those statements helps to balance the budget.
An incorrect answer results in a $5-a-ticket raffle, where the winner gets to punch them in the kidneys until they pee blood.
Proceeds to be applied to paying down the national debt.
Repeat until budget is balanced through either budget-cuts or kidney-pulping.
What say you?