Won’t be satisfied with any outcome to the budget mess that doesn’t involve most elected officials living on the streets begging for change.
Actually, great idea: Members of Congress and the president have to give up their own wealth first before raising taxes.
Unless the main part of Obama’s budget plan is him resigning, it’s probably not going to be very good.
At least Obama is actually mentioning spending cuts. He can always be bullied into eventually doing the right thing.
Republicans should refuse to let Obama be clear until he gives into their demands.
The last step in Obama one-upping Carter in loserdom is getting attacked by a chipmunk.
Obama is not looking to be one of the great presidents, but he’s hoping to get a participant ribbon.
Starting to think we just send all of Congress to a forced labor camp and start over.
The rich people who need to be punished to boost the economy are the politicians.
Saw circus peanuts in the candy section of the store today. There exists people who would buy those? With all the different candies to choose from in that aisle, what depraved individual would settle on circus peanuts?
I hope the FBI keeps a watch list of everyone who buys circus peanuts.
Instead of playing the fiddle while Rome burns, we’re playing NPR.
How come all of our road trips have to involve getting stuck in a snow storm while the baby is crying?
HER: “Nice of those fire and rescue people to tell us our gas cap was open.”
ME: “They’re heroes; that’s what they do.”
They don’t throw rice at weddings anymore because it causes a slow, painful death for birds. They throw cyanide tablets which kills quickly.
“Ha! I’d call it more of a ‘B-quarium’.” -insult I’m saving for an aquarium I don’t find particularly impressive
My GPS keeps trying to taunt me into running red lights. Is that legal?
“Less than $50 in register at night.” We get it; the economy is tough for everyone.
Admiral Akbar wasn’t a very useful caddy since I already knew what the patches of sand were called.
Oregon was stripped mined of all minerals soon after it was discovered which is how it got its name: Ore-gone.
Everyday Buttercup gets smilier, gigglier, and more playful. CAN’T TAKE THE CUTENESS!!!
I’m afraid how beautiful the rest of my family is only the more emphasizes how dorky I am.