Is He Sure About This?
From Very Demotivational:
I’m ignoring the troll-bait caption, and I’m just going with the words in the rag-head’s speech balloon.
Really? A pig is the insult beyond all insults?
I thought is was getting hit with a shoe.
Or cartoons of Mohammed
Or burning a Koran
Or the word “Hadji”
Or saying something nice about Israel
Or having military bases in Saudi Arabia
Or working in a tall building in New York
Or riding a bus in London
Or riding a subway in Madrid
Or going dancing in Bali
Or being a woman who got raped without demanding that a male member of her family immediately kill her.
Seriously, wouldn’t it be quicker to list what ISN’T the ultimate insult to a Muslim?
Meanwhile, there is no ultimate insult to Americans.
No matter what you do to us, we have the same response:
“Really? That all you got, pussy?”
Which is probably better proof than a missing birth certificate that President Thin-Skin can’t possibly be an American.
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April 4th, 2011 at 8:20 pm
They don’t name that “simple concept”, so I’ll attempt to explain it.
* If you are a radical Muslim who hates America, we will throw a pig at you before shooting you in the face.
Sadly, however, this was not George Bush’s foreign policy. If it were, a modernized USS Iowa would have fired 500 pigs at Dinnerjacket before an F/A 18 dropped a JDAM on his house.
April 4th, 2011 at 9:13 pm
Wouldn’t it be simpler to just try to name the few things that Muslims won’t pretend their insulted by?
April 4th, 2011 at 9:32 pm
Okay but for real, the turban IS NOT a Muslim thing! For real, people. It’s a Sikh thing, and they don’t like Arabs either. Keep the laundry as headwear straight.
April 4th, 2011 at 9:46 pm
By the way Harvey, you forgot as ultimate insults:
- Being female and NOT wanting to be married off at age 9 to an older cousin and/or uncle
- Serving on a U.S. Navy ship in Yemen
- Carrying a U.S. dollar
- Providing free medical and dental care to the poor and suffering
- Being female and covering a news story in Egypt
- Being female and learning to read
- Being female and looking a man in the eye
April 4th, 2011 at 10:52 pm
I’m not sure Hadji is insulting… ‘One who makes the Haj’ as I understand it, they always seemed more perplexed than offended.
April 4th, 2011 at 11:33 pm
- or driving a cab and having to pick up a patron who is carrying alcohol…
- or working at Target and having to sell pork products…
- or sharing any portion of Earth with a Jew…
To the permanantly insulted, the “ultimate insult”
is the next one.
What a twisted , manipulated bunch of creeps.
April 4th, 2011 at 11:37 pm
This post gets 10 stars, Harvey. No, 20. Wait. 30.
No, wait….
April 5th, 2011 at 1:55 am
I like the American response to everything!
April 5th, 2011 at 2:03 am
Obviously there’s no limit to your insensitivity. Not only is this cartoon insulting to Muslims, it’s also insulting to members of PETA! And dare I say how insulting it is to all the members of PETA who happen to be Muslims!? Your attitudes have been noted and I’ve got my eye on you….Eric Holder, stilled pissed about that Gitmo thing, Wash DC.
April 5th, 2011 at 10:26 am
Harvey there is an ultimate insult to Americans. It is being associated with canadians or euro weenies.
As spring is drawing near and summer not far behind. I hope our women insult the muslims on a regular basis by:
Not wearing a burka and wearing a bikini
Not being beaten for flirting with fat old men. Like me.
Not flailing themselves to the ground five times a day, for prayer anyway.
Eating bacon with fat old men. like me.
And of course, attending barbecues with lots and lots of pork products.
Take that hadji!
April 5th, 2011 at 10:39 am
Oh you also forgot:
- Allowing the children you teach to affectionately name a class teddy bear ‘Mohammed’. Apparently that gets you thrown in prison, possibly stoned or beheaded, and ends with your country negotiating your release but with the condition you can never return to the country.
April 5th, 2011 at 12:35 pm
Excellent analysis, Harvey. I know I certainly espouse the American response to insults.
Although, I also tend to come up with something even more insulting that I can throw back at them. That and offer to go outside and kick their ass for them. No one ever really takes me up on that offer though.
April 5th, 2011 at 1:31 pm
Joyfully Delicious Animal Meat, Marko?
Perhaps
Just Desserts (for) Asshat Muzzies?
April 5th, 2011 at 1:32 pm
Carolyn, just simplify that – Being female
April 5th, 2011 at 1:34 pm
You get beaten for flirting with old fat men?
April 5th, 2011 at 9:49 pm
Or stating that the Sun sits in the sky, when Holy Koran clearly states that it sets inside a slimy well every night. I don’t know why it has to be a slimy word, but I didn’t set the rule where the sun goes, the Koran did, and to say that everything is not factual in it is also the ultimate insult to Islam.
April 6th, 2011 at 12:13 am
This really isn’t that far off from how General Pershing dealt with Muslims at one time…bullets soaked in pigs blood and a firing squad. He killed all but one and sent him to tell what he had seen.
April 6th, 2011 at 9:37 am
“No matter what you do to us, we have the same response:
“Really? That all you got, pussy?””
I thought it was “You and what Army?”
December 27th, 2011 at 9:35 am
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