Obama May Have Been Born in America

Posted on April 27, 2011 10:01 am

President Obama released his birth certificate and gave a statement on it, so that’s all we’ll be talking about today.

This seemed to be an issue that just fell into his lap to make people opposed to him look like cranks, but as Obama became more unpopular, more people were willing to believe that he wasn’t born in America. It certainly is an easy explanation for his disconnect from the American people — he’s not even one of them! Now the issue is actually hurting Obama, so he puts it to a rest.

Still, some birthers claimed this wasn’t about whether he was born in Hawaii but whether he’s a “natural born citizen” — whatever that legally means. But I doubt many people will care much anymore. The big money will now be in insinuating he’s secretly a Muslim. Ever seen pictures of Obama eating bacon? I haven’t. Only explanation for that: He’s a devout Muslim terrorist!

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22 Responses to “Obama May Have Been Born in America”

  1. Conan McIver says:

    Now that he’s released his long form birth certificate, Trump doesn’t have a “trump” card anymore. Can he please now resume his TV career and get the hell out of the way so REAL conservatives can run on REAL issues?

  2. MarkoMancuso says:

    This is what happens when you let those fruitcakes in Hawaii join the Union.

  3. TheRoyalFamily says:

    I go to that link and NOTHING HAPPENS. What a surprise…

  4. hwuu says:

    Well…. I did notice that he celebrated Ramadan but not Christmas.

  5. hwuu says:

    Also the Cert looks fake.

  6. hwuu says:

    And despite whatever he does, we will remain a proud exceptional Bacon eating country. The place the rest of the world dreams about. A place of breakfast buffet lines piled high with bacon and sausage. A place where bacon smells like freedom.

  7. MarkoMancuso says:

    Obama’s real birth certificate lists his country of birth as “RON PAUL!”

  8. ussjimmycarter says:

    I don’t care if he’s not a citizen, if he’s a muslim or not. Let’s get down to it! Does he Twitter? If so, that cuts it for me! We can’t have a ghey President of The United States! It’s in the Bill of Rights or Something! Article 1, Section 13 or 14…thou shalt not have a ghey President who does the Twitter! If there is an Obama Twitter site, Impeachment proceedings should start immediately! The vote will be like 114 to 0 in the Senate!

  9. Basil says:

    Obama is NOT a secret Muslim.

    By that, I mean that his being a Muslim is no secret.

  10. Basil says:

    ussjimmycarter:
    “114 to 0 in the Senate”

    ISWYDT

  11. Jimmy says:

    The man’s a fake. His birth certificate, however, might be real.

  12. plentyobailouts says:

    Okay, so he was born in America to an America hating tramp and a foreign father that abandoned him (If I had been his father I would have abandoned him too, knowing he was a commie). He still hates this country and all the freedom that it stands for. He was not raised here, and he may have denounced his citizenship (According to his book) so he may still be illegitimate. We know he is an incompetent marxist pos, so that is bad enough that he should be shot out of the mexicannon. Or in his case the kenyacannon.

  13. hwuu says:

    Plenty, be glad he is an incompetent Marxist. If Hilary had won we would be dealing with the far worse prospect of a Marxist that has experience working the levers of power. It by God’s mercy that we dodged that bullet.

  14. Clemsnman says:

    True that, hwuu.
    These Obama-ites don’t know how to hide their Marxism very well. They try, but they’re not very good at it. HIllary is much better at it.

  15. Son of Bob says:

    Well, this one looks much, much better than the first one they made. Since Obama’s social security number was issued two years before he was born and in the state of Connecticut, and he’s spent millions of dollars fighting to keep from releasing a birth certificate I totally buy it. Who wouldn’t?

  16. Burmashave says:

    By “natural born citizen,” they mean that Obama’s birth certificate shows that he was born before Hawai’i (note politically correct spelling) was admitted into the union.

  17. storm1911 says:

    How do we know WHICH Barack Hussein Obama this is? Could this Barack Hussein Obama be the fellow running the taco food truck on Waikiki, or the the one snuck in by aleins to take over the free world with an assumed name? Ron Paul wants to know 111!!!!!1111!!!

  18. Rock Throwing Peasant says:

    From this point forward, I’m calling him, “Junior.”

  19. slapout says:

    Okay, now let’s see Hawaii’s “added to the union” certificate.

  20. Larsinkima says:

    I think he has been hiding it because he did not want anyone to find out his mother really aborted him. That is why his suit is empty. Remember the old Saturday Night Live News gag with Chevy Chase I think it was, “Francisco Franco is still dead”

  21. plentyobailouts says:

    Hwuu, you are so right that hillary would be a much worse marxist than the incompetent one. Not only would she destroy Americas integrity, but all the carpet in the White House would be chewed up.

  22. hwuu says:

    Clintons are hard on white house carpet.

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