Now that the long form birth certificate about Obama has been released, that solves one mystery about Obama. But there are still many unanswered questions about him.
OTHER MYSTERIES ABOUT OBAMA
* Who is that little man who follows Obama everywhere and never says anything?
* What was Obama doing when no one could find him for six days in January, and why did he come back bald?
* Why does he every so often stare silently into the camera and mouth the word “retinaculum”.
* Why will he never look children in the eye.
* Why has he given explicit instructions to his staff to never say his name backwards?
* Why is it extremely rare to see a photograph of him without a duck in the background?
* Why the extreme fear of carpets?
* Why does he sometimes accidentally refer to himself as Lithgow?
* Why will he never go near water?
* Why for the longest time did he always wear a pin depicting an egret?
* Why does he always blink at extremely irregular intervals for one minute and not blink at all the next?
* Why is his left hand always gloved?
* Why does he always seems so confused or even alarmed by laughter?
* Why does he quickly leave the room any time the royal wedding is mentioned?
He’s a pretty mysterious guy. Probably the simplest explanation for all this, though, is that he’s secretly Muslim.