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Paul Ryan makes me vaguely remember what it was like when this country had a leader.

The one angriest about being forced to buy health insurance would have to be Wolverine.

Dems criticisms of Paul Ryan’s budget might carry more weight if they weren’t the exact same things they say about every GOP proposal ever.

Updated Dickens: “It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. It was the ‘meh’ of times.”

Now that Mad Men is streaming on Netflix, I guess I’ll watch it so I don’t have to turn in my white person membership.

I’m with great interest following tweets about a judge election in Wisconsin. I think I have a problem.

Finally saw that Dear Woman video. I don’t think any of those guys have to worry about going overboard with their masculinity.

Reminds me of those Onion videos where people are so good at deadpanning while saying ridiculous things.

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  1. Reminds me of those Onion videos where people are so good at deadpanning while saying ridiculous things.

    Just like watching an Obama speech.

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  2. Paul Ryan makes me vaguely remember what it was like when this country had a leader.

    Vaguely indeed. Like most Republican “leaders”, he still has to appease the dark side within him by voting for Stupid Crap every so often.

    I’m with great interest following tweets about a judge election in Wisconsin. I think I have a problem.

    I concur. Following anything on the Tweeter weakens the mind and leaves you open to advances by old homosexuals at the Y.

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  3. “Dems criticisms of Paul Ryan’s budget might carry more weight if they weren’t the exact same things they say about every GOP proposal ever.”

    I just heard that Debbie Wasserman Schultz, AKA The Bugeyed Moonbat From South Florida, is the new DNC Chairwacko. Expect a lot more of the same.

    “Paul Ryan makes me vaguely remember what it was like when this country had a leader.”

    Couldn’t agree more.

    “Now that Mad Men is streaming on Netflix, I guess I’ll watch it so I don’t have to turn in my white person membership.”

    Worry not, Frank, I don’t watch the show and they just upgraded my white person membership to “Pale and Vanilla Status.” 🙂

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  4. The Dear Woman Video.
    UGH!! My body started going into convulsions. I was throwing up. If I had watched more than thirty seconds I’m not sure what would have happened! I’m more sensitive I guess. Must be my feminine side.

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  5. Frank Frank Frank…. Shouldn’t that Dear Women video been played on April 1st? Talk about a eunichfest.

    Buttercup is more manly than the Dear Women guys.

    The GOP should run an ad with the same dems giving the same paniced “We will all die if the budget gets cut” speeches over the last few decades, ending with Reagan’s famous “Well, there they go again” at the end. But that would mean most Republicans are not Dear Women types, er, I mean RINOs.

    The Bush yeas were the meh of times. Now we are in the dumb of times.

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  6. If you are following those Tweets about the Supreme Court judge in Wisconsin, that would mean you are on Twitter. That would mean that you are teh ghey! You indeed have a problem! Meh!

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  7. I got half way through the Dear Woman video and decided I’ll have to convert to Islam. Sure, I’ll have to give up personal hygiene, bacon, beer…and adapt a strange sounding name, but I’ll still be able to beat my wife with a clear conscience and the blessing of Allah.

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  8. Finally saw that Dear Woman video. I don’t think any of those guys have to worry about going overboard with their masculinity.

    To quote Benjamin Franklin, “Vomit. Vomit. And double vomit.” While these guys are blurbling out apologies, might they apologize for not doing more to halt the suppression of womyn in the Muslim world?

    Paul Ryan makes me vaguely remember what it was like when this country had a leader.

    Paul Ryan for Leader! It’s hard to care about the government shutdown while the rest of Congress debates breathlessly over whether we should save $10 for socks versus $5 for socks.

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  9. “Finally saw that Dear Woman video. I don’t think any of those guys have to worry about going overboard with their masculinity.”

    Just watched about 30 seconds of this crap, and I’m confused. Are ghey guys really the most qualified experts on women?

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  10. I kept watching the Dear Woman video waiting for the punchline. I was expecting something along the lines of “Just kidding. That’s clearly all a load of utter nonsense. Women should be barefoot, pregnant and in the kitchen making me a sandwich. I can’t believe you all thought we were for real.”

    However, after like 5 minutes of them droning on about how they all have no penises, I realized that they were serious. Then I just felt embarrassed for them.

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  11. The one angriest about being forced to buy health insurance would have to be Wolverine.

    But Wolverine’s Canadian! …oh, wait…

    (you can go ahead and delete that last one)

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  12. Maybe Wolverine always seems so grouchy because he remembers how CanadaCare is stealing from him.

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  13. Oh my God! I just watched part of that “Dear Woman” video. Those guys have absolutely no self esteem. They’ve been completely emasculated. It’s no wonder comments have been disabled for that video, everyone would tell them what a bunch of pussies they are.

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  14. Anyone wanna bet that the spineless pansies who appeared in the “Dear Woman” video were forced into it by their dominating mothers, wives, and Emily, the 2nd grade bully? I only point this out because there was no disclaimer saying that “The “men” appearing in this film were not harmed in any way.” Certainly leaves the door open for physical abuse!

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  15. If I were to make a parody of the Dear Woman video, it would be a shot-for-shot copy of the original.

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