Random Thoughts
We can still claim Obama is secretly Muslim, right?
The main thing people seem to he getting from this birth certificate hoopla is that everyone other than them is stupid.
Oh. So that’s where the confusion came from. The city in Kenya Obama was born in is named Hawaii.
Well, this really complicates the matter of where we deport Obama to.
If you’re all tired of hearing about birther nonsense, then stop talking about it! Whoops; now I fell into that trap.
I’ve just never understood how Thor as a superhero is supposed to be interesting.
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April 28th, 2011 at 9:36 am
I am with Rudy Giuliani on this one who says that the whole birth certificate / is he a Muslim thing is just a distraction. The fact that he sucks as president is enough reason not to reelect him for another four years of torture.
April 28th, 2011 at 9:48 am
“Well, this really complicates the matter of where we deport Obama to.”
The Moon. Right before we nuke it.
April 28th, 2011 at 9:53 am
We deport him to the same place we send everyone we don’t want here but no one else will take – Gitmo.
April 28th, 2011 at 10:24 am
I’ve just never understood how Thor as a superhero is supposed to be interesting.
I was with you right up until that point.
The God of Thunder? The dude with the huge hammer?
Did I mention he has a huge hammer? That he uses to bash bad guys?
What’s next? Praise for Loki?
Jeez, now I feel sorry for Buttercup. She’ll probably grow up thinking Aquaman is cool.
April 28th, 2011 at 10:30 am
Other than The Tick, all superheroes are boring.
If Obama was from Hawaii, his name would be Obama’ah.
April 28th, 2011 at 10:37 am
I dunno…if he really WAS from Hawaii then wouldn’t he know that the traditional hand sign used three fingers instead of one?
April 28th, 2011 at 10:40 am
I’ve just never understood how Thor as a superhero is supposed to be interesting.
Absolutely! It wouldn’t be interesting for the Green Lantern to be presented as a Norse deity.
April 28th, 2011 at 10:40 am
As I’ve said, it doesn’t matter if he is an enemy agent intent on destroying the country, because he’s doing a great job of it whether he means to or not.
I liked Thor better when he was just a Scandinavian Shazam. Then they were like oh, you’re not really a doctor, you just played one as a human, and I got bored.
April 28th, 2011 at 10:53 am
We can deport him to Detroit.
I knew Barry was Hawaiian because he shows deferance and fear of the Hawaiian god of terror, M’chell’Iawanna’eatallof’urfooda.
April 28th, 2011 at 11:08 am
We should deport him to the Moon. But do we send him there before or after the nuking?
April 28th, 2011 at 11:40 am
What kind of name is Thor? It sounds like Teresa or Tonya! So the guy had a big hammer! That takes a lot of brains! Me Thor…Me smash with big hammer…me dumber than a box of big hammers! Like zzzzzzzzz! Super Hero’s have to be clever, they must come up with just the right line at the right time so that they are like super awesome! (we’ll leave Aquaman out of the discussion for now)!
Buttercup needs her noodle filled with SuperMan, Green Lantern, Batman and Robin (well ok that was a little ghey), SuperWoman, WonderWoman (my personal fav), Alfred E. Newman etc.! When Buttercup get’s to school she is going to be told that America sucks and that we are imperialist pigs who have plundered the rest of the world for it’s riches. She needs some role models to stand up and start some SuperHero nad punchin and such! I suspect that Buttercup will spend much time in detention…Good Girl Buttercup!!! Make sure she’s packing heat to by the time she’s in say 2nd grade! Teach her how to dive, roll and pull her rod with one motion! That will impress the teachers!
April 28th, 2011 at 11:42 am
Frank, hope you don’t mind the parenting advise, but Buttercup is our little girl too!
April 28th, 2011 at 12:09 pm
There’s only one true superhero: Mal “I aim to misbehave” Reynolds!
April 28th, 2011 at 12:12 pm
I’ll take a loyal Thor over a disloyal, traitorous, Obama-seeming Superman.
@Matt: I might agree with you on dropping issues about Obama’ah’s character except that they may be hurting Obama, or at the least, making him react. Use all the weapons at hand, I say. For example, if you had an Iowa Class battleship, you could fire all nine 16″ guns instead of just one.
April 28th, 2011 at 12:19 pm
Thor is awsome! He is the best smack-talker in the Marvel Universe, nay, all of comics!
http://daveslongbox.blogspot.com/2006/04/thor-smack-talker.html
April 28th, 2011 at 12:29 pm
Thor is to women what Wonder Woman is to men: A bit of eye-candy. Buttercup will like him.
April 28th, 2011 at 1:00 pm
Frankly, I’m a little disappointed in my fellow IMAO posters. Throughout this entire Hawaii birth certificate debate, I don’t remember seeing one single reference to Magnum PI…the one man who could certainly have gotten to the bottom of this…and, the whole time sportin’ a Bolton mustache.
April 28th, 2011 at 1:04 pm
Thank you for that, Burma, from the bottom of my heart.
April 28th, 2011 at 2:04 pm
So, is Superman joining Batman and Batboy and are they moving to France to be the ghey? Or is it a clever ruse to throw off Obama and then Superman will come storming back to thwart Barry’s evil plans?
April 28th, 2011 at 11:25 pm
I STILL say it’s fake! Notice the certificate says (in place of ‘Island of Birth’): Oahu. It should say, “O’ahu”….. ahhhhhHA! I’ve figured it out. Forgery: 1 Real: 0
April 28th, 2011 at 11:34 pm
#11 – ussjimmycarter,
icks-nay on the Alfred E. Neuman.
I’ve checked out a few recent issues of Mad magazine at the grocery store and it’s gone seriously down hill (and by down hill I mean far left).
Also the artwork sucks. (sigh)
But hey! There’s always Axe Cop!
http://axecop.com/index.php/acask/read/ask_axe_cop_10/
April 29th, 2011 at 12:30 am
Along the lines of Random Thoughts…
Has anyone else noticed that the Canadian dollar is actually stronger than ours is right now? Looking at the official exchange rates the Canadian dollar goes into the US dollar: Canadian Dollar (CAD) 0.9513 meaning that our dollar is only worth 95 cents in Canadian money. So you know those annoying little Canadian nickles and quarters that keep popping up from time to time and never work in vending machines? Keep them. They’re actually worth something right now.
You know the economy is bad when… even Canadian money is worth more.
April 29th, 2011 at 12:25 pm
Word on Wall Street is Superman is leaving the U.S. for tax purposes. Aquaman moved his operations off shore years ago for the same reason.