It’s official: Now entering the presidential race…
As if all the coverage of Trump hasn’t made the Republican presidential race asinine enough, now comes Ron Paul with all his nutty, obtuse followers. SkyNet was supposed to have become self-aware a week ago, but I’m going to guess that Ronulans still haven’t reached that point. They’re going to soon be all over here, asking, “Why haven’t you come to accept the fact that Ron Paul is Thomas Jefferson’s second coming? Did the Jews get to you?”
Still, I’ve noticed that Ron Paul doesn’t seem as nutty anymore. And it’s not anything that’s changed with him or the crazies he attracts, it’s that Obama has just gotten so over the top awful. Like before, I would have voted for Obama over Ron Paul because it’s just too much to be a part of the racists, anti-Semites, and truthers he attracts, but I don’t think that’s true anymore. Obama is so incompetent, I’d much rather have a nut who’s too divorced from reality to get anything done because at least he probably won’t spend very much. So there’s that for Ron Paul. That leads to a nice new slogan for Ron Paul:
RON PAUL!: Now the lesser evil.
Of course, discussing who I might vote for between Obama and Ron Paul, I might as well add who’d I vote for between Obama and bearded Spock since it’s never going to happen (I’d vote for bearded Spock; he seemed the most level-headed of the mirror universe). Still, Ron Paul and Trump can duke it out in the primary for chief GOP crazy guy.
So what do you all think of Ron Paul and his supporters? Remember not to make fun of him, because “first they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they attack you, then you win”… and we don’t want Ron Paul to win. Well, I guess that means don’t attack him and his followers; as long as we just stay in the laughing at them phase and never move on, we’ll be good.