So Rep. Anthony Weiner tweeted a lewd photo to one of his female followers on Twitter. His explanation: He was hacked! And Weiner has been the victim of hacking his entire life; the only reason his name is “Weiner” is because someone hacked his birth certificate. But much like that hack, Weiner has dismissed the more recent hack as just a silly prank and there is no reason any of us should investigate it any further. In fact, Weiner is calling it a “distraction”, and the last thing we’d want to do is distract those morons from wastefully spending more of our money.
But Weiner wasn’t the only recent victim of hacking. You know the Patriot Act that liberals have been decrying forever? Well, it came up for renewal, and Obama wasn’t going to sign it, but then someone hacked his autopen and it got signed! Oh well; hacks happen, but I hear the autopen is now planning on teaming up with the teleprompter to make its own shadow government. Obama just better hope there isn’t some sort of self-putting golf ball or he’ll have nothing left to do.
Furthermore, Frank J. didn’t even write this post; IMAO was hacked! Aquaman sucks and monkeys rule!