Hacked!
So Rep. Anthony Weiner tweeted a lewd photo to one of his female followers on Twitter. His explanation: He was hacked! And Weiner has been the victim of hacking his entire life; the only reason his name is “Weiner” is because someone hacked his birth certificate. But much like that hack, Weiner has dismissed the more recent hack as just a silly prank and there is no reason any of us should investigate it any further. In fact, Weiner is calling it a “distraction”, and the last thing we’d want to do is distract those morons from wastefully spending more of our money.
But Weiner wasn’t the only recent victim of hacking. You know the Patriot Act that liberals have been decrying forever? Well, it came up for renewal, and Obama wasn’t going to sign it, but then someone hacked his autopen and it got signed! Oh well; hacks happen, but I hear the autopen is now planning on teaming up with the teleprompter to make its own shadow government. Obama just better hope there isn’t some sort of self-putting golf ball or he’ll have nothing left to do.
Furthermore, Frank J. didn’t even write this post; IMAO was hacked! Aquaman sucks and monkeys rule!
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May 31st, 2011 at 2:16 pm
Bwahahahahaha!!!! Bacon sucks! Barbara Boxer is a Goddess! Gaia deserves more human rights than a human fetus! 9-11 was an inside job (intense heat can NOT melt metal!)! Tea Baggers are violent racist homophobic Nazis! You owe me your money! Free healthcare for all is a basic human right! Collecting public benefits and and living in America is a basic human right, and only racists would disagree! Islam is the religion of peace! Israel and the JOOOS are the only threat to world peace and harmony! Guns are bad! Salty foods should be illegal! Ronald McDonald kills kids! Teachers are selfless idealists and throwing money at them helps your children! Public workers deserve absolute job and pension security! Obama is not an abject failure (hell, even I, the Mad Hacker, couldn’t bring myself to type he is a success)! All your base are belong to us!
May 31st, 2011 at 2:18 pm
Even though Obama and democrats think the idea of military tribunals go against the Constitution, the commissions are still going to happen for 9/11 conspirators…HACKED!
Liberals believed Obama would end the war in Afghanistan and Iraq…HACKED!
Toast to the Queen…teleprompter HACKED!
Liberals’ ideas for improving the economy…HACKNEYED!
May 31st, 2011 at 2:20 pm
FYI…Weiner’s claim that he was hacked was a typo. While typing the note, his right index finger went one key too far to the right.
May 31st, 2011 at 2:32 pm
Not even a hacker can detract from the glory of bacon!
May 31st, 2011 at 2:41 pm
If Weiner was in fact hacked, then whose penis WAS he trying to photograph?
May 31st, 2011 at 2:48 pm
Has anyone pointed out this irrefutable evidence that he sent the tweet?
FACT 1: When interviewed, Rep. Weiner’s head is sploding about some minor issue or whatnot.
FACT 2: Until now.
May 31st, 2011 at 3:09 pm
Off topic, but worthy of note: I — figgering that Obama couldn’t possibly screw up another Memorial Day — was thinking that I didn’t need to check up on what he did yesterday.
One of the finest fighting forces?
Oh military historian Obama, enlighten us please. Behind which fighting force does the US rank? What other force would have you sleeping better at night?
May 31st, 2011 at 3:13 pm
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May 31st, 2011 at 3:21 pm
The national budget is so bad the checks bounced. We got hacked !!!
George H. W. Bush hacked Ronald Reagan.
Crabby Old Bat.. you owe me new keyboard. Did you cut and paste from Huffpo and DU ?
May 31st, 2011 at 3:53 pm
Oh military historian Obama, enlighten us please. Behind which fighting force does the US rank? What other force would have you sleeping better at night?
You know he doesn’t mean the IDF.
I’d guess the Red Army.
Steve H: Asking the questions Minitrue should be asking.
May 31st, 2011 at 4:00 pm
FYI…Weiner’s claim that he was hacked was a typo. While typing the note, his right index finger went one key too far to the
rightleft.Jeeze…dyslexia strikes again!
May 31st, 2011 at 4:02 pm
Hey, if ∅bama can sign things using an “auto pen”, can we just “borrow” it long enough to sign a presidential decree giving us all exemptions from ∅bamacare?!?!?!?!?
May 31st, 2011 at 4:02 pm
Veeshir, I think he ment the ‘Kong or possibly the Chineese, or in reality, it could be any army fighting for a comunist regime.
May 31st, 2011 at 5:14 pm
@Burmashave – Give Ol’ “Blood & Guts” Obama a break. He’s not a military historian so he can only compare the U.S. military to the other fighting forces he’s actually seen in action: The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and The Power Puff Girls.
And they’re both pretty awesome when whenever he watches them with on Saturday morning with a doobie and a bowl Cap’n Crunch.
May 31st, 2011 at 6:15 pm
Poor guy, with a name like ‘Wiener’ the only possible employment he could ever successfully pursue is either that of a politician or as a lawyer…that’s it. Could you picture a person named Wiener as a Marine DI, or a professional football player, a construction worker, truck driver, heavy equipment operator, or even a metal band drummer…nope; didn’t think so. And now we have this tweeter thing which I believe is the work of a hacker ’cause let’s face it…how could a guy with a name like that actually have one?
May 31st, 2011 at 6:35 pm
Weiner’s just another wimp that got picked on as a kid because of his ridiculous name and didn’t have the guts to stand up for himself. So, now he’s an adult whiny liberal with no guts who cries victim and tries to blame everyone else for his stupidity.
May 31st, 2011 at 7:15 pm
I only have two comments at this late time: (1) Weiner looks like Horshack on Welcome Back Kotter; and, (2) Crabby, are there more like you at home?
May 31st, 2011 at 7:43 pm
Thanks, Burma, and thanks, Obama, for proving what a dolt you are. Any American who can’t speak the truth – America has had the best military since 1944 at the least – about our men and women can go bent. That is, in my opinion, the dumbest thing he’s said. Possibly ever.
May 31st, 2011 at 7:44 pm
No nation has a military tradition that consists of total excellence in defense of human freedom like ours does. This is elementary, in fact, it’s below elementary. Perhaps I’m biased because I grew up within daytrip distance of Gettysburg, but I’m also biased because I’m not a Democrat.
May 31st, 2011 at 8:48 pm
Marco I too grew up within a days distance from Gettysburg in the Democratic Peoples Republic of Maryland.
I guess I’m not in the loop on this Weiner deal. Did he tweet a naked picture of himself (ack, my eyes, my eyes) or a naked picture of a child or did he send the tweets to a child or someone’s elderly mom? Was this an obscene tweet, inappropriate tweet, or just plan stupid tweeting (which is how I look at any kind of “tweeting” done by twits). Is the issue that he did it but then lied about it (common practice for Obamatrons and demoncrats- sorry oxy-moron) or that it was illegal? I ask because if we threw out of office, or job or society everyone who did something immoral there would be plenty of wide open spaces here and around the world.
I’m asking because I really did miss the initial scandal and can’t find someone objective to find out what really happened. They are either chortling with glee or spewing invective. Someone let me in on the straight skinny please.
May 31st, 2011 at 8:55 pm
Hey, no picking on ROCK-quaman! He’ll call in some sawfish and cut you down to size PDQ, hacko!
May 31st, 2011 at 10:40 pm
14 Dirk the impailer… says:
May 31st, 2011 at 4:02 pm
Hey, if ∅bama can sign things using an “auto pen”, can we just “borrow” it long enough to sign a presidential decree giving us all exemptions from ∅bamacare?!?!?!?!?
That would be nice.
Wouldn’t using auto pen to sign o resignation be nicer or if thats too much then
balanced budget or
Firing all the tzars
Losing the fed, epa, fcc, tsa
The list could go on, however everybody knows what should be on it.
June 1st, 2011 at 8:05 am
sean,
He tweeeted a picture of himself (hopefully) with a boner to a college girl he follows on Twitter (yes, he followed a 21 year old’s Tweets).
A right wing guy snatched up the Tweet, which contained a link to a picture in a public picture account (some type of Frog thing, forgive me for being old and not having a twitter or frog account).
At first, he said he was hacked, which makes it a crime.
Then, he said it was a prank.
Now, he’s dissembling to the point of an Onion parody.
People are enjoying this because Weiner is a jerk who wasted no chance to jump in front of a camera to demagogue opponents. Oh, and his name is Weiner and this involves his weiner.
Illegal? No, which is why he quickly backtracked on the “hack” claim. That would be alleging a crime when none existed. He’s since lawyered up, refused to answer simple yes/no questions like, “Were you hacked like you said?” “Is that you in the picture?” “Why would you take a picture of an engorged man if it wasn’t you?” (Last one I made up).
So, we’re all enjoying this Weiner roast because he richly deserves to be drummed out of public life, not for this, but for being such a bottom-feeding, scum-sucking, shameless Weiner.
June 1st, 2011 at 8:51 am
What Rock Throwing Peasant said.
June 1st, 2011 at 10:42 am
@Sean: I read an informative article that I cannot find now; however, there was an important piece of info that I think d*mns Weiner. (I don’t twit). He has tens of thousands of twitter “followers.” These are folks who receive his tweets. Although he is a congressman, he “follows” only 198 people. He can send private messages to people he follows. Apparently, the difference between sending a private tweet and a public tweet is “one character.” The “frog” thing is a link to where the actual picture was posted. You cannot post an actual picture on Twitter; however, you can post a link to a picture.
Thus, of the 198 people he follows, one of them is a college coed, and it is easy to mistakenly send a private message as a public message. Mr. I’ve-been-hacked was somehow dumb enough to have his Twitter/yfrog/Facebook accounts briefly and simultaneously hacked; however, he was savvy enough to delete all those posts within a number of minutes.
And as I’ve said, Weiner’s head is always sploding. Why isn’t he angry about this?
June 1st, 2011 at 10:42 pm
The Investigation continues:
“Can you describe the offensive image, miss?
“It looked like a penis, only smaller!”
“Had you ever seen one before?”
“Never one that Old!”