Horrors! Republicans wants illegal things to be crimes! The brutes!

Posted on May 31, 2011 10:45 pm

DNC Chair Wasserman Schultz is claiming that Republicans want to consider being an illegal alien a crime.

Oh, the humanity! The horror! The … what’s that again?


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Yes, she’s appalled that Republicans would want people who are in this country illegally to be considered … illegal.

Well, well, well. Let’s look up “illegal” in the dictionary. Merriam-Webster. Not Urban Dictionary. That’s useful for looking up words and phrases you hear on Red Eye. But for regular words that normal people use, Merriam-Webster will do.

illegal: adj \(ˌ)i(l)-ˈlē-gəl\
not according to or authorized by law : unlawful, illicit

Synonyms: criminal, felonious, illegitimate, illicit, lawless, unlawful, wrongful
Antonyms: lawful, legal, legitimate

And those evil, evil Republicans want illegals to be considered the first word listed by Merriam-Webster as a synonym: criminal. Can you imagine.

We did some checking. And she’s right. And not only that, here are some other things Republicans consider to be true that are contrary to her and the Democrats way of thinking. Besides being somewhere illegally being a crime.

  • Fire is hot.
  • Water is wet.
  • Sky is blue.
  • Women have secrets.
  • Ice is cold.
  • Grass is green.
  • Diamonds are hard.
  • Circles are round.
  • Bacon is yummy.
  • Roses are red.
  • Violets are purples.
  • Sugar is sweet.
  • So’s maple surple.
  • Ducks quack.

It must be nice to be that stupid and still get paid.

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20 Responses to “Horrors! Republicans wants illegal things to be crimes! The brutes!”

  1. Jimmy says:

    I played nine seconds of it before I had to turn it off, Basil.

    So, she replaced Dean? From “Arrrrrgh!” to female doofus.

  2. EdthePastor says:

    Arab Spring is about democracy
    getting caught is hacked
    left is right
    Stupid crappy bizzaro democrat world. I wonder what bizzaro Obama is like?

  3. Eric Praline says:

    She must be the Democrats’ answer to Meghan McCain. They’ll be getting a show on CNN together soon.

  4. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    Her voice should be illegal and so should hyphenated names, if you can’t even decide what your own name is, you really have no business deciding what is and isn’t “illegal”. It’s always fun to say to a liberal: If someone breaks into your house, are they illegal? You get that blank stare look like….what does that have to do with it…? I wonder how many seconds (not minutes or hours) it would take her to change her tune if you dropped her off in the middle of all the places she claims have no right to decide who lives there.

  5. Terry_Jim says:

    Twit.
    Her comment after the South Carolina GOP forum was,
    “Of course the Republican’s liked Herman Cain, he’s a BUSINESS MAN!”
    Her voice dripped with haughty sarcasm as if she had revealed some deep, dark, evil secret about Republicans.

    I expect any 2012 discussion on cable news with that moron to sound like this:

    GOP Strategist/ Office Holder/ or Commentator:
    “Ask yourself, are you better off than you were 4 years ago?”

    Debbie “Smart as a Chair” Wasserman Schultz:
    “Racist! How dare you ask such a racist question, you Racist!”

  6. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    So chair person (aka chairwoman) has been replaced by…chair? Could you say chair instead of ma’am? It’s just a thing. I worked so hard to be named after furniture.
    Well, at least the IQs match.

  7. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    Of course the DemocRATS liked Obama, he’s never worked!

  8. Iowa Jim says:

    Her voice should be illegal and so should hyphenated names

    Is it true that her maiden name was Wasserman-Test?

  9. MarkoMancuso says:

    “It is well that stupid people are so terrible; for we should grow too fond of them.” – General Robert E. Lee

  10. Mxymaster says:

    That’s just Progressive thinking talking: Every day is the beginning of Year Zero; nothing that happened in the past matters; and nothing is anything until we say what it is. (Illegal? Call it Undocumented, or better, Temporarily Undocumentated.) This has been going on since Kipling’s day, and has killed more people than anything else you can think of, but I guess her type wouldn’t know that, it being Year Zero and all.

  11. Lammo says:

    UNLAWFUL is against the law. ILLEGAL is a sick bird. :-)

  12. ussjimmycarter says:

    What kind of wimpy weiner allows his woman to keep her orig. name? She needs to be slapped. Hard and nasty! The hard way, the nasty way, the hard and nasty way! And then she shall be told, woman you shall take my name and drop yours or you shall be slapped again! That’s how real men handle their women!!! See what happened to the country when John Wayne died!

  13. Dohtimes says:

    >> Joints, like Basil’s posts are often Bogarted. (by Frank tweeting that he worked sooooooo late that blogging may not happen today.)

  14. Basil says:

    Dohtimes:
    Wait. What? You read teh twitterz? You is teh ghey.

  15. plentyobailouts says:

    Is it just me, or do the marxist always seem to appoint the stupidist person in the party to head the dnc?

    Usually you have to be pretty to be that stupid.

  16. Steve McD says:

    She sounds like one of the fish from ‘Pee Wee’s Playhouse’. I half expect her to follow up everything she says with that trademark ‘Haa Haa Haaaaaa’ laugh they do.

    I wonder if Aquaman can summon her with his powers? If so, Aquaman finally has value!

  17. Burmashave says:

    @No_Mo_Bama: Amen, bruddah. I don’t have a prob with women keeping their last names, but the hyphenation is a sign of virtual indecision brought on by an overdose of feminist claptrap. Worse is when the husband hyphenates his name. That’s a sign of virtual whipped-ness.

    @Marko: Grant followed Lee’s famous quote with, “Well Lee, you were the one who rallied a nation by invading it with an inferior force. Where does that put you on the terrible scale?”

    @Plentyo: Well, to be fair, the Republicans don’t have a stellar track record with regards to its selection of chairmen. I met the Chairman of the Republican Party back in the 80’s (this is absolutely not a brush with greatness). I can’t remember his name, and that’s good. He was a respectable guy who stayed out of the news and who raised bootloads of money. Where are the nameless chairmen of yesteryear?

  18. Son of Bob says:

    So, the state that was confused by the phrase, “Use this pin to punch out the little hole next to the candidate you want to vote for” has chosen a representative.

  19. Elle T. says:

    It isn’t nice that she can be THAT stupid and get paid for it! WE’RE PAYING THAT BIMBO!!!

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