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Obama deserves some credit, but it’s a little much he’s giving himself the $25 million bounty on Osama.

Someone called my joke about Obama getting the Osama bounty racist. It’s like a weird form of Tourettes for these people.

The word “fascist” eventually devolved to just mean “something I don’t like.” The same seems to be happening with “racist.”

Obama better get a bump in the polls or he’ll start to think actual accomplishments aren’t worth the effort.

Osama’s death means we can end our war in Afghanistan and start a new one in Pakistan.

I have the sweetest little girl.

I don’t deny that racism exists, I deny that the left actually cares about racism outside of an opportunity for political posturing.

Know who feels the absolute worst right now about how terrorists were waterboarded? Osama bin Laden.

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  1. You only like your little girl because she’s not black, isn’t that right, you dirty racist ape?

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  2. Sometimes waterboarding leads to I’m in your house shooting you in the face. Yayyy waterboarding!!!

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  3. Sometimes waterboarding leads to Sarah and Buttercup getting to go shopping for new clothes. Yayyy waterboarding!!!

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  4. The word “fascist” eventually devolved to just mean “something I don’t like.” The same seems to be happening with “racist.”

    I’ve been trying to do the same thing with the words “veterinarian” and “vacuum cleaner”.

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  5. Over the years, I’ve made many water boardings. All went well. Some of my water disembarkations, however, ended in the drink. And there are several kinds of drink, not all of them good.

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  6. Speaking of drinks, Jimmy, my pappy proudly announced to me that he is making a batch of dandelion wine. Since this will be the country boy hooch sort of wine, I’m not yet sure if it’s in the good category of drinks or the bad category.

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  7. “I have the sweetest little girl.”

    She truly is a sweetie pie. God bless her and all babies.

    “I don’t deny that racism exists, I deny that the left actually cares about racism outside of an opportunity for political posturing.”

    Probably the best description of the left’s “concern” for racism I’ve ever read. Frauds.

    “Speaking of drinks, Jimmy, my pappy proudly announced to me that he is making a batch of dandelion wine. Since this will be the country boy hooch sort of wine, I’m not yet sure if it’s in the good category of drinks or the bad category.”

    A buddy of mine has been making beer for years. He was lousy at it at first, but now he’s become a master brewer. I really look forward to his calls to sample a new batch. His last few lagers have been particularly awesome.

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  8. It’s nice to see the flower on Buttercup’s head in observance of Osama Bin Lauden’s death! I think the flower is in the best Mooslim non offending taste and Buttercup should be proud that she is wearing it so as to not offend any Mooslims after shooting of Osama in the face (which FrankJ said is Mooslim ok)!

    I shall be shaving my nads today so if asked I can proudly proclaim that I have shaved my nads so as not to offend any Mooslims with non-shaved nads! It’s a ritual cleansing thing that you infidels obviously don’t understand but I will have my nads polished up like pool balls! This will be my effort to not offend any Mooslims that I run into. If they have any doubt, I can whip out my nads and say, look at my Mooslim ritual shaved nuts. This is so that you are not offended. And they shall be like Allah Be Praised and such!

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  9. Those red marks on Buttercup’s head are from headbutting hippies.

    It took Obama 16 hours to make his mind up on the raid, and then fled the situation room like a little girl when it came time for the kill. I guess it was tough on Barry to take out a fellow Imam.

    Inflaming muzzies with pictures from Abu Grab which humilates America, okay. Inflaming muzzies with pictures of dead bin Laden which is an American victory, bad. Got it.

    Did you vote for Teh One? No, then you are a facist and racist. Like that racist Alan West or Herman Cain.

    Frank, calling you names does not count until you are on Olberman’s Worst Persons list. Keep up the good work.

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  10. “I don’t deny that racism exists, I deny that the left actually cares about racism outside of an opportunity for political posturing.”

    The left cares very much about racism…they’re all for it! That’s why they created the KKK, opposed civil rights, embraced the creator of Planned Parenthood (who’s plan was to eliminate blacks through abortions), and they have a vitriolic hate for the Republican party (which was formed, in part, to fight racism). Then, they had to take over the school system in order to rewrite history to try to convince young idiots that it was the other way around.

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  11. “Someone called my joke about Obama getting the Osama bounty racist. It’s like a weird form of Tourettes for these people.”

    link?

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  12. Frank, Ima let you finish but I just gotta say I’M GETTING MY NUKE THE MOON T-SHIRT TODAY!!!
    Okay, now you.

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  13. Osama’s death means we can end our war in Afghanistan and start a new one in Pakistan.

    Many years ago on a galaxy far away, I pointed out that the war in Afghanistan would be d*mn difficult without sealing the border with Pohkeestan. Short of sealing the border, we have adopted a strategy of attrition against our enemies. (Does the idea of “quasi-legal” strikes against guerilla havens sound familiar?) This is bad and tends not to end well.

    Sealing the border is key. But people say, “Ooh, we can’t do that, Bluto, it might be impossible.” To which I say, Gen. Creighton Abrams did the impossible in Viet Nam, cleaning up the mess that the triumvirate of a-holes left him. “Self,” Abrams said, “we can try to kill them in their massive havens, or we can keep them out, and since we control the ‘keeping them out’ territory, let us do that.”

    “Mmmmm,” he pondered further, “must we rely on whiz-bang weapons?” “No,” he replied to himself, “A 155 mm artillery round will kill a squad of NVA faithful just as dead as laser guided munitions. Plus, arty is always ‘johnny on the spot.'” With that, he began to seal up “impossibly” difficult mountain jungle terrain.

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  14. Burma,

    You are good and right to credit Gen. Abrams and the 155 mm artillery round. If there are two things I learned from reading Lewis Sorley’s A Better War, they’re as follows:

    #1 To this day, liberals, upon reviewing such a book, will write mediocre reviews in esteemed newspapers decrying the lack of attention to details that were irrelevant to Sorley’s book and relevant only to mainstream belief that the war was unjust and unwinnable.

    #2 If America’s Congress wasn’t full of cheats, we could have pushed the NVA out of Laos and Cambodia, wiped out their supply system with continued air assault from B-52s, continued to secure the population from the Viet Cong (This task was already accomplished as evidenced by the NVA using purely conventional means in 1972 and 1975), and provided the RVN with the support they needed to build themselves into a sustainable state of being. All of this was accomplished without U.S. ground forces in the lead past 1969! Taking into account the stupidity of LBJ and Robert Strange McNamara, the giant shelter of Red China, and the skill of the North Vietnamese soldier, it’s truly remarkable that a true defeat required the desire of Congress to cease all funding for U.S. materiel and air support.

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  15. You’re correct. Obama deserves credit, after all, even a broken Marxist is correct twice a day.

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  16. Why was Osama/Obama Bin Laden codenamed Geronimo? Did we, in reality, kick his corpse/man body out the helicopter, into the ocean? Geronimo!

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  17. I wonder if the Nobel Peace Prize Hander-outers had assassinating Osama/Obama Bin Laden in mind when they awarded their Noble Peas Pries to O-bah-muhh?

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  18. “That’s not fair, Corona. Mine is still in Grand Rapids.”

    Delivered, May 04, 2011, 12:59 pm, ***
    Out for Delivery, May 04, 2011, 8:53 am, ***
    Sorting Complete, May 04, 2011, 8:43 am, ***
    Arrival at Post Office, May 04, 2011, 8:31 am, ***
    Processed through Sort Facility, May 04, 2011, 2:47 am, SPRINGFIELD, MA 01152
    Electronic Shipping Info Received, May 03, 2011
    Processed through Sort Facility, May 03, 2011, 12:59 am, GRAND RAPIDS, MI 49512

    Got it 1.5 days after Grand Rapids MI. Yours should be arriving real soon.

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  19. RAAAAACIST!, and RAAAAACISM! are spelled with 5 ‘A’s.

    Fascist can’t even compete with RAAAAACIST!

    Anyone who doesn’t give proper credit to Geronimo! in the termination with extreme prejudice of Osama/Obama Bin Laden, is RAAAAACIST!

    Nancy Pelosi in 2006, that if G.W. got Osama/Obama Bin Laden, that year, that it was 5 years too late.
    So I’m sure that she thinks O-bah-muhh got him 10 years too late.

    “…and start a new one in Pakistan.”……Or, at least stop giving them 3 billion/year for their ‘support’ against the ‘War On Terror’.

    I don’t deny that RAAAAACISM! exists, but I believe most of it exists among DemocRats.

    What was to prevent the Osama/Obama Bin Laden corpse(man) from getting chopped up by the USSCarl Vinson’s propellors?

    Conspicuous in the situation room photo: Nothing but the Melanin-impaired surrounding O-bah-muhh. RAAAAACIST!

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  20. @23 Live Free Or Die:

    JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS only took 5 ‘O’s when it was first born; I expect RAAAAACIST will grow somewhat over the next year and a half, too.

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  21. @Marko: ‘Tis true, not to forget that it only took a few days of B52 strikes to get the “Democratic” Republic to the bargaining table.

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  22. GERONIMO! I don’t know why I yelled that but I like it! We use to yell it as kids! Now the Native Americans are upset! Good grief! They are all making like a gazillion dollars a year (well most except the desert southwest where they live in abject poverty) on casinos and now they are worried about GERONIMO? They should be taking credit for the raid! It wasn’t Obama it was GERONIMO!

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  23. It’s Science!:

    “In the process, they turned one of the most important missions ever undertaken by the Navy SEALs into a quantum event, in which our heroic soldiers took down a Schroedinger’s Cat who was either armed or unarmed, resisting or surrendering, protected by either a private army or a pack of lightly-armed goons, and either hiding or not hiding behind a woman who was either his wife or daughter, and is now either alive or dead.”
    – John Hayward, Daily Events

    The problem I had with making dandelion wine is that it always ended up tasting like dandelions. My home brewed rose-petal/honey wine on the other hand tastes Superb!

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