If this Republican get the nomination, I’m voting for Obama!!!1!!!!

Posted by Basil on June 2, 2011 8:19 pm

 

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37 Responses to “If this Republican get the nomination, I’m voting for Obama!!!1!!!!”

1. Basil says:
   June 2nd, 2011 at 8:20 pm

   Get it?
   Nobody.

2. CrustyB says:
   June 2nd, 2011 at 8:23 pm

   I get it! Cuz he’s white and featureless!

3. Frank J. says:
   June 2nd, 2011 at 8:53 pm

   I think this Republican nominee would still do a much better job. He’d be like Coolidge.

4. Dohtimes says:
   June 2nd, 2011 at 9:28 pm

   Herman sez he ‘preciates the humor, son, but he is gonna be on you like white on rice if you vote for the communist.

5. DamnCat says:
   June 2nd, 2011 at 9:57 pm

   nothing v. zero – I guess there really isn’t any difference between the parties.

6. EdthePastor says:
   June 2nd, 2011 at 10:20 pm

   what’s with the minimalist humor movement? Very Zen. I hate Zen.

7. Basil says:
   June 2nd, 2011 at 10:23 pm

   EdthePastor:
   My humor isn’t minimalist. It’s minimal. Big difference.

8. Burmashave says:
   June 2nd, 2011 at 10:32 pm

   Pawlenty? It’s not Romney. If it were Romney, the white space would be moving around all over the place while dazzling me with its perfect hair. It can’t be Cain. If it were Cain, the white space would have barked some cold hard truth at me. The fact that I’ve stopped looking at the white space is proof positive that it’s not Sarah Palin.

9. Basil says:
   June 2nd, 2011 at 10:39 pm

   Seriously, guys. Y’all are overthinking this. This isn’t some clever Frank J. riddle (whatever happened to those?) … this is just me, a simple Georgia boy, writing this. Don’t think too hard. Some of you got it. But some of you are putting too much though into it.

10. Jimmy says:
    June 2nd, 2011 at 11:12 pm

    Go ahead, Basil, pick the Republican you love to hate!

    Name names!

    (I get it, btw. At least I think I do, because, I’m smart! I like being smart. And I’m strong. I like being strong.)

11. Gahiggidy says:
    June 2nd, 2011 at 11:55 pm

    Basil says:
    June 2nd, 2011 at 8:20 pm

    Get it?

    ——-

    Govenor Frank White???

    I guess you could mean him… but he’s been dead for over 70 years.

    I’m so confused.

12. Terry_Jim says:
    June 3rd, 2011 at 12:52 am

    If this Republican get the nomination, I’m voting for Obama!!!1!!!!

    There isn’t one of those “this”-es that will, would, or could lead me to do that.

    And the GOP had better get the “open” primaries closed or the “this Republican” that
    will lead many to stay home will have a shot at being the 2012 McCain.

13. 4of7 says:
    June 3rd, 2011 at 1:18 am

    Ok… I got it.
    I had to think about it for a minute, but I got it.
    (wink)

14. Son of Bob says:
    June 3rd, 2011 at 2:21 am

    There are times when an honest fella’s just gotta say, “I have no idea what you’re talking about.” For me, this is one of those moments.

15. Gahiggidy says:
    June 3rd, 2011 at 2:52 am

    Or he could be talking about Congressman Roy Blank. Only problem is he doesn’t exist.

16. ussjimmycarter says:
    June 3rd, 2011 at 3:45 am

    Is it the bad grammer or the white space? I think it’s about Romney who I shall never vote for. But nothing will ever make me vote for Obama! Nothing! A mooooooslim could strap a bomb on me and send me into the voting booth and I’m still not voting for Barry so I guess I’m going boom!

17. Christine says:
    June 3rd, 2011 at 5:21 am

    Perfect, Basil…I wish all GOPers would take this stand!!!

18. MarkoMancuso says:
    June 3rd, 2011 at 8:23 am

    I’ve already got write-in candidates chosen in case certain Republican candidates whom I would never vote for receive the nomination.

    Mitt Romney – Joseph Vincent Paterno
    Jon Huntsman – Honey Corn Muffins
    Ron Paul – Rand Paul
    Newt Gingrich – Good God, Yawl

19. MarkoMancuso says:
    June 3rd, 2011 at 8:23 am

    Basil or Frank, please moderate my comment. Thanks kindly.

20. Basil says:
    June 3rd, 2011 at 8:37 am

    MarkoMancuso:
    “Moderate”?? “Moderate”?!? We have enough problems getting conservatives agreeing on things and you want a moderate? Those moderates are what got us into this situation!

    Oh. Moderate a comment. Um. Okay. Done.

21. NO_MO_BAMA says:
    June 3rd, 2011 at 8:59 am

    An actual picture of whiteness would have made it easier to get….but that would be racist.

22. hwuu says:
    June 3rd, 2011 at 9:13 am

    I get it, Its not a white space (that would leave you voting only for Herman Cain) It is a Null space.

    As in: I would vote for Obama if the republican nominee were ()

23. Veeshir says:
    June 3rd, 2011 at 10:10 am

    Which Republican? Mr. Strawman?

    Saying you’re not voting for Mitt, “If you don’t like my principles I can get new ones” Romney or Mike “Christian Socialist” Huckabee is not the same as saying you’re voting for Obama.

    I’m not a Republican, they need to earn my vote, not demand it or act like I’m an asshole for not taking whatever shit sandwich they shove down my throat.

    I’m writing in Gus Hall. Better a dead commie than a live Romney.

24. plentyobailouts says:
    June 3rd, 2011 at 11:53 am

    I don’t get it!?

25. plentyobailouts says:
    June 3rd, 2011 at 12:17 pm

    OOOOOOOOOOhhhhh I get it now!! he’s writing in jojo biden!!

26. Night Train says:
    June 3rd, 2011 at 12:58 pm

    I’m hoping it’s a poke at all those who are actually thinking of voting FOR Obama if so-and-so is nominated. I don’t care who the GOP nominee is, I may not agree with them on some things, but whoever it is, they’d be a helluva lot better than the current occupant and his administration. I can’t think of any reason why I would vote for Obama, I’d never even consider it.

27. Basil says:
    June 3rd, 2011 at 1:06 pm

    Night Train:
    You nailed it!

28. Joe Schmo says:
    June 3rd, 2011 at 1:48 pm

    It’s Palent… zzzzzzzzzzzz

29. Bruce In KC says:
    June 3rd, 2011 at 3:25 pm

    Heck, I’d even vote for a big steaming pile of dog excrement before I’d vote for Barry Urkel. At least the dog excrement isn’t out actively trying to destroy the country…..

30. Les says:
    June 3rd, 2011 at 5:18 pm

    Ooh, Jeopardy! “What is something no Republican/Libertarian/Moderate/Independent/legal American citizen with more than three brain cells would say, even if a box of reptile vomit were nominated?”

31. seanmahair says:
    June 4th, 2011 at 9:03 am

    I hate to bring some reality into the question but if conservatives can’t decide on ONE person to nominate and repeat the wheeling and dealing and character assignation that gave us John “why can’t we all get along” McCain, a blank white space is all we’ll have to counter O’bamalamadingdong and his traveling circus (including the bearded lady, Jojo the dog faced woman, Mesmo the Mentally challenged and the Bootylicious bi-polar pinhead.)

    Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. We need to stop the insanity and try ,for a change, to think about what is best for the country, the whole country, not just what’s best for my state, my community, myself.

    Difficult I know but until we get there we will continue to languish here.
    So on that happy note………….

32. JoAnn says:
    June 4th, 2011 at 5:24 pm

    So, you’re saying there is NO Republican they could nominate who would make you vote for Obama.

33. Basil says:
    June 4th, 2011 at 5:54 pm

    JoAnn:
    Yes.

34. Harvey says:
    June 4th, 2011 at 6:02 pm

    I’m with Bruce – big steaming pile of dog excrement 2012!

35. Basil says:
    June 4th, 2011 at 6:06 pm

    Harvey, Bruce:
    But that’s what the Democrats ran in 2008 and plan to run in 2012!

36. 4of7 says:
    June 6th, 2011 at 12:40 am

    Maybe I’ll just go back to being a ‘one issue’ voter.
    Now if I can only decide what that ‘one issue’ will be, I’ll be all set.

37. Rock Throwing Peasant says:
    June 6th, 2011 at 8:34 am

    Is this one of those 3-D staring things? They never work for me, because I have a lazy eye. Thanks for reminding me of my problems, Basil.

    I liked your cat more.

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