People got upset that in my column I conceded that Obama is intelligent, but doing that made it funnier to compare him to a sack of hammers. I’m a humor expert; I don’t do these things lightly.
The horror stories from experienced parents about the lack of sleep from having a child were right on, but they undersold the joy.
I gather the left have never bothered to Google what a Ponzi scheme is.
Sometimes I fear civilization jumped the shark when we put people on the moon.
The thing about Miracle Whip is that I can’t even tell what it’s trying to do. Is it trying to be mayo, because if so it’s failing badly.