Random Thoughts

Posted on August 4, 2011 9:46 am

“Obviously this is a terrorist training center.”
“Were they learning to make IEDs here?”
“No, they were learning how to use Quicken.”

If only terrorists can have balanced budgets, does that mean we’ll eventually have to go to them for loans?

When I saw a headline “Amazon Battles States Over Sales Tax”, I expected the story to be about Sarah Palin.

Forgot that I wrote a column comparing liberals to terrorists. Of course, it was satire.

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16 Responses to “Random Thoughts”

  1. MarkoMancuso says:

    I’m proud to say I’m one of fifteen conservative men who have never fantasized about Sarah Palin wielding a battleaxe.

  2. DamnCat says:

    Yes, Marko – but you don’t mention your fantasies about Todd
    Palin and his broadsword.

  3. silverfiddle says:

    Speaking of satire, I’m wondering if the entire Obama presidency isn’t some elaborate hoax being play on America by our enemies…

  4. ussjimmycarter says:

    Well, thanks Marco! Now I’m fantasizing about Sarah Palin wielding a battlaxe…in appropriate attire, of course!

  5. storm1911 says:

    Remember when the liberals and feminazis were offended by Talking High School Barbie who said “Math is hard”? They thought Barbie was a terrorist.

  6. Veeshir says:

    Of course, it was satire.

    I’m pretty sure that was parody.

    I’ll have to check with Sadly, No! to make sure.

  7. Son of Bob says:

    @silverfiddle, Would anyone really be surprised if one day it was announced that the entire Obama presidency has just been a reality show being filmed for MTV?

  8. zzyzx says:

    #2 That’s cold cat, cold and unmerciful, I like it.

  9. Terry_Jim says:

    Now that you mentioned it ,MarkoMancuso,
    subtract me from the fifteen.

  10. MarkoMancuso says:


  11. Jimmy says:

    Cat, I’m pretty sure Marko fantasizes about Iowa-class battle ships, steam engine trains and Pennsylvania coal. Maybe unlimited ammo.

  12. Karen says:

    So conservatives fight terrorists and liberals call them terrorists, conservatives fight nazis and liberals called them nazis. Clearly, what we need to do is condemn puppies before the next election. Before long, liberals will start raging about how tea partiers are exactly like puppies. Then the people who don’t actually read the news, but still vote for some reason will be like ‘Tea party people are like puppies? Well, I sure like puppies, I guess I’ll vote for them.”

    We don’t have to worry about liberals catching on to the plan, they don’t actually think before acting, that would be what the terrorists want them to do.

  13. MarkoMancuso says:

    Jimbo’s good!

  14. 5of7 says:

    Sarah Palin: Rouge Warrior – no axes, but lots of guns! Yay!

  15. seanmahair says:

    Here’s the problem Frank. Liberals don’t know the difference between reality and fictions so I’m pretty sure satire is wayyyyyyyy beyond them. After all their form of comedy consists of ad hominem attacks, lame abuse and sick humor. Intelligent humor doesn’t compute for them sadly enough.

  16. seanmahair says:

    fiction, reality and fiction. Wow it’s late.

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