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“When the sun is at its highest, we shall gather for THE LUNCHEONING!”
Now they’re doing a physics reboot. In the new version, faster than light particles are allowed. It will also be darker, grittier.
Facebook has always been weird and annoying to me, so I haven’t really noticed these changes people are complaining about.
A particle may have moved faster than light – why are we wasting time talking about the economy and politics?
Ad for new Transformers movies had critic quote calling it the “best action movie ever”. Is this a widely held opinion?
I think they were reaching too much with that quote. If they had a critic call it “passable”, I might have bought that.
So what’s a Google debate? They’re allowed to Google during it? About time.
SHUT UP BACHMANN YOU’RE EMBARRASSING ALL OF US!!! …Oh, guess I soured on her.
Ugh. I hate seeing normal people. They’re all so weird looking.
If I could just magically make one of the GOP contenders president, it would be Cain.
I’ll be willing to pay into Social Security and get nothing if my daughter can be spared from paying into it at all.
What’s Race to the Top? Is that on CBS?
Don’t force Romney to answer the question; it just confuses him.
Come on; let’s just give the nomination to Cain. He’s a diamond in the rough, but the others just suck.
Do we really need a president? How about after Bush and Obama we just give the whole thing a break.
Stupid Bachman believe magnets work on Mexicans. SHE’S SO STUPID!!!
Here’s how tired I am of all these people: I kind of want to Palin to run now.
Really; look how awful Obama is doing. 2012 is going to be a gimme to whoever we nominate. Can’t we find someone?
If I were president, I would come up with my own creative way to pronounce every country’s name.
If I wanted someone to defend Social Security, I’d watch a Democrat debate and hang myself.
No smart politician can defend Social Security as a success without being a creepy liar.
Perry’s attack on Romney made me feel a lot better about my radio appearances.
I really like Newt and would vote for him except for the fact that I hate him.
Gary Johnson killed his neighbor’s dog with a shovel?
I agree with Bachmann that probably anyone we nominate will win so let’s nominate the biggest right-wing nut we can find. I’ll have to remind you that I’m still not old enough to be president.
Wait… How much does the presidency pay and what’s the health care plan? And if things don’t work out, is there a severance package? I already know you gets lots of vacation time.
Okay. Enough politics. Time to beat the fifth temple in Legend of Zelda II.
Can’t we all just get together and tell ourselves Cain is electable and make him frontrunner?
Legend of Zelda II is very hard by the way.
Romney is such a dishonest weasel. I guess I should just be happy he’s on our side…ish.
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September 23rd, 2011 at 9:23 am
IT’s getting too repetitive in these debates. I’m tired of seeing Romney and Perry in the middle so they can bash each other.
The biggest problem with Ron Paul!!!1! is that if he won, none of his great ideas on money and domestic policy would get through Congress, but all his stupid nonsense on foreign policy would get done.
When Gary Johnson is the only one talking about the FairTax, now that it seems Cain has abondoned it, your plan ain’t got much of a chance. *sigh*
September 23rd, 2011 at 9:30 am
…and star Mila Kunis.
September 23rd, 2011 at 9:33 am
Except no one believes it really did including the people who say they did it. They spent several billions of dollars to do things that have never been done before and when they do something that’s never been done before they’re like “That’s never been done before – how’d that happen?” Ah, Science(!).
September 23rd, 2011 at 10:26 am
Frank, just stumbled onto your site a few days ago, after I picked myself up and dusted myself off I started laughing. Keep up the good work.
September 23rd, 2011 at 10:28 am
Romney is such a dishonest weasel. I guess I should just be happy he’s on our side…ish.
I think “dishonest weasel” must be a requirement to enter politics…
September 23rd, 2011 at 10:29 am
Cain’s 9 – 9 – 9 tax plan is like ‘taking it to the nines.’ (He’s always ‘dressed to the nines,’ as well.)
One thing you gotta say about it, though. It sure would take it to the IRS!!
CAIN!
September 23rd, 2011 at 10:32 am
I’ve left the Tea Party and joined the Nihilist Party. You can join if you want to. Or not. I really don’t care.
September 23rd, 2011 at 10:33 am
Frank, you are old enough to be president. It says so right here in ther birth certificate I just printed out from the Hawaiian birth records department.
It would be nice oif the debate moderators asked what was really on people’s minds, not hand pick questions from the Dan Rather Fan Club. Who shot J.R. or what is the Baskin Robbins Flavor of the Month are far more pratical than when did you stop killing ghey kittens.
Is Romney on our side ?
September 23rd, 2011 at 10:37 am
I tried to replay LoZII but couldn’t get past the second dungeon. Dying sends you ALL the way back to the sleeping princess? Holy ****!
Can we have Fred Thompson back please? No one call him lazy this time!
September 23rd, 2011 at 10:56 am
How can you care about neutrinos traveling faster than light when gravity is leaking!?! http://www.space.com/828-leaking-gravity-explain-cosmic-puzzle.html
September 23rd, 2011 at 11:11 am
Ha! I always knew dark energy was just a lot of bull. On the other hand, leaky gravity explains everything and makes perfect sense.
September 23rd, 2011 at 11:17 am
This was the first debate I’ve watched this season, but I’m glad I did. I discovered that John Huntsman is really good at moving his eyebrows about. I plan to take that into account when I enter the voting booth.
CAIN!
September 23rd, 2011 at 11:25 am
Sigh, I too have abandoned Bachmann in favor of Cain!
Perry is a useless pos open borders rino lout and should be flogged. If he wants illegals to get in state tuition, let him pay it! And let them all live with him.
Romney is just a useless rino with no redeemable qualities what so ever. Well except that great hair!
So gravity is leaking! That explains the big stain on my driveway.
September 23rd, 2011 at 11:25 am
Ad for new Transformers movies had critic quote calling it the “best action movie ever”
That was some guy from ABC Minneapolis. I have to admit, I didn’t think they had TV that far north.
You don’t like Romney’s principles?
Well wait a little while, he has more.
Just stop him when he says something you like.
September 23rd, 2011 at 11:41 am
Gravity is leaking. It is also faster than light, which is why nobody has ever seen Michael Moore naked.
September 23rd, 2011 at 12:21 pm
Most politicians think “Caller I.D.” is the state next to “Color-a-do.” Must have something to do with O’s 57 states. But even if you throw in an “Old” for all the “news”, New Jersey, Old Jersey, etc. and then add Caller I.D. you still only get 55 states. Harvard math, I guess.
September 23rd, 2011 at 12:27 pm
Gravity leaks? Universe must have been built by SEIU.
September 23rd, 2011 at 12:42 pm
“Now they’re doing a physics reboot. In the new version, faster than light particles are allowed. It will also be darker, grittier.”
…and star Mark Wahlberg as Captain Leo Davidson…or maybe that wacky Russell Brand as Arthur.
September 23rd, 2011 at 1:10 pm
If Cain gets elected president do we all get free pizza? Seems like the least he could do for us…
September 23rd, 2011 at 1:25 pm
@Choey,
No, but if Cain is elected president he’ll get the government off the backs of companies, which will increase the chances you can get a decent job, and he’ll change the tax code so that you can keep much more of your own hard-earned money and afford to buy your own pizza.
September 23rd, 2011 at 4:36 pm
@tdm: Welcome!
As for unverifiable invisible particle Science!, I am going to attempt to link to an old Dave Barry column on the subject. You will have to scroll down past a lot of ads, but hey, it’s Dave Barry. He’s worth it.
http://articles.chicagotribune.com/1987-11-01/features/8703230193_1_superconducting-super-collider-particles-tiny
September 23rd, 2011 at 6:45 pm
Hell with it, I’m in. Vote for me. I’m not crazy and know better than to stick my foot in my mouth. I may not be able to fix everything, but I got no plans to screw anything up either.
September 24th, 2011 at 3:37 am
What I lack in size I more than make up for in nuttiness. Rockhead for president! First order of business is appoint Frank Nuclear Lunar Czar.
September 24th, 2011 at 12:17 pm
Well Al I’d say your platform of…..”May not be able to fix everything, but I got no plans to screw anything up either.”….sounds pretty sound to me. You’ve got my vote. Rockhead, on the other hand, sounds like a typical politician who’s first order of business is to hand out political appointments to his cronies.
September 24th, 2011 at 4:34 pm
Has anyone noticed how nobody is saying Green right after Solyndra? Maybe it would sound too much like Soylent Green. Let’s all start saying Solyndra Green and see if Obama’s poll numbers can go lower. Maybe we could even misspell it Soylndra Green.