“When the sun is at its highest, we shall gather for THE LUNCHEONING!”
Now they’re doing a physics reboot. In the new version, faster than light particles are allowed. It will also be darker, grittier.
Facebook has always been weird and annoying to me, so I haven’t really noticed these changes people are complaining about.
A particle may have moved faster than light – why are we wasting time talking about the economy and politics?
Ad for new Transformers movies had critic quote calling it the “best action movie ever”. Is this a widely held opinion?
I think they were reaching too much with that quote. If they had a critic call it “passable”, I might have bought that.
So what’s a Google debate? They’re allowed to Google during it? About time.
SHUT UP BACHMANN YOU’RE EMBARRASSING ALL OF US!!! …Oh, guess I soured on her.
Ugh. I hate seeing normal people. They’re all so weird looking.
If I could just magically make one of the GOP contenders president, it would be Cain.
I’ll be willing to pay into Social Security and get nothing if my daughter can be spared from paying into it at all.
What’s Race to the Top? Is that on CBS?
Don’t force Romney to answer the question; it just confuses him.
Come on; let’s just give the nomination to Cain. He’s a diamond in the rough, but the others just suck.
Do we really need a president? How about after Bush and Obama we just give the whole thing a break.
Stupid Bachman believe magnets work on Mexicans. SHE’S SO STUPID!!!
Here’s how tired I am of all these people: I kind of want to Palin to run now.
Really; look how awful Obama is doing. 2012 is going to be a gimme to whoever we nominate. Can’t we find someone?
If I were president, I would come up with my own creative way to pronounce every country’s name.
If I wanted someone to defend Social Security, I’d watch a Democrat debate and hang myself.
No smart politician can defend Social Security as a success without being a creepy liar.
Perry’s attack on Romney made me feel a lot better about my radio appearances.
I really like Newt and would vote for him except for the fact that I hate him.
Gary Johnson killed his neighbor’s dog with a shovel?
I agree with Bachmann that probably anyone we nominate will win so let’s nominate the biggest right-wing nut we can find. I’ll have to remind you that I’m still not old enough to be president.
Wait… How much does the presidency pay and what’s the health care plan? And if things don’t work out, is there a severance package? I already know you gets lots of vacation time.
Okay. Enough politics. Time to beat the fifth temple in Legend of Zelda II.
Can’t we all just get together and tell ourselves Cain is electable and make him frontrunner?
Legend of Zelda II is very hard by the way.
Romney is such a dishonest weasel. I guess I should just be happy he’s on our side…ish.