Random Thoughts
If you have hors d’oeuvres instead of a regular meal, then they’re called xor d’oeuvres.
Going to wrap my main process in a try loop. Yoda would not approve.
Considering the current crop, someone like Christie could swoop in and cruise to the presidency. Or roll, because he’s fat.
Certainly not good news for Perry that the last debate was the most watched one. Probably does show the public is hungry for an alternative to Obama.
For a politician, I’d elect a humble dolt over an arrogant genius. We mainly elect arrogant dolts, though.
Humble people don’t run for office, which is a big problem with our system.
Morgan Freeman: “The Tea Party hates having a black president so much that they’ll elect another one to get rid of him.”
New rule they’re considering for college football: If anyone even smiles after a play, free touchdown for the other team.
Awesome. Just taught Buttercup how to do the touchdown sign.
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September 26th, 2011 at 9:14 am
> Just taught Buttercup how to do the touchdown sign.
Now teach her field goal.
September 26th, 2011 at 9:21 am
If you have hors d’oeuvres instead of a regular meal, then they’re called xor d’oeuvres.
That is an extremely nerdy joke. George Boole is rolling in his grave…
September 26th, 2011 at 9:23 am
I’m hopping aboard the Cain Train!
September 26th, 2011 at 10:29 am
Hey, Morgan Freeman – Didn’t Obama just tell you to “Stop complainin’. Stop grumblin’. Stop cryin’.”? But I guess you won’t listen to him because you’re a racist.
September 26th, 2011 at 10:42 am
Lets see, Chris Christie, an anti-gun, pro-mosque at ground 0, pro-choice, obama fund raising attending, and big government guy who’s only redeeming quality is tepid fiscal conservancy?
yeah, I can get behing that!
/sarc
I feel sorry for the people who have to clean up after obama and morgan freeman
September 26th, 2011 at 11:07 am
Yoda would approve — that’s how he catches Exceptions in mid-air. Of course, he uses a language where exceptions are resumable. It’s pretty awesome but unfortunately, it’s a variant of Forth. “Buttercup touchdown sign you taught.” Speaking of which, was that sign followed by a yawn?
Speaking of which, is Morgan Freeman being subversively clever by implying that the Tea Party can’t possibly be racist since they appreciate Cain! or is he being exceedingly doofish?
September 26th, 2011 at 12:06 pm
Everyone, even some of the Dems, want to replace Obama. Let’s try not to replace Obama with Obama lite.
Buttercup was praticing the Herman Cain just won sign.
September 26th, 2011 at 12:12 pm
Hey Frank, the NFL is considering the same regulation. The Cleveland Browns were penalized 15 yards on the ensuing kickoff following a touchdown in which two players smiled and said “Roger Goodell is awesome!” Wasn’t a free touchdown for the Dolphins, but darn close to a game winning field goal.
September 26th, 2011 at 12:46 pm
Morgan, go back to the penguin walk. Leave the heavy lifting to…
CAIN!
September 26th, 2011 at 2:40 pm
This was obviously created by an imposter. Frank wouldn’t make stupid jokes using French words! He only makes stupid jokes in English. WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE REAL FRANK?
September 26th, 2011 at 2:40 pm
“If you have hors d’oeuvres instead of a regular meal, then they’re called xor d’oeuvres.”
If you’re going to have appetizers with Paris Hilton, then they’re called whore d’oeuvres.
September 26th, 2011 at 2:41 pm
CAIN!
September 26th, 2011 at 7:34 pm
Hubby taught the boys to sing “San Diego Super Chargers” before they learned the alphabet song.
September 26th, 2011 at 8:35 pm
One Sunday in the middle of our church meeting my then one and a half year old started to sing the Darth Vadar theme from Star Wars. You know dum dum dum da da dum da da dum…….it was very quiet so everybody heard it. It was awesome. It’s been about 15 years and people still remember it.
September 27th, 2011 at 8:53 am
xdoh!