Random Thoughts

Posted on September 27, 2011 8:47 am

I do club baby seals, but not enough to kill them.

Another change in the Star Wars Blu-ray: At the end of The Empire Strikes Back, Luke demands to see the birth certificate.

With ebooks, will we need an updated Farenheit 451 where the title is the amount of magnetism to ruin hard drives?

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15 Responses to “Random Thoughts”

  1. DamnCat says:

    Morgan Freeman is in the news again.

  2. ussjimmycarter says:

    Can Farenheit 4whatever be translated to 1′s and 0′s? How to do take B.S. as in B.S. and translate that into computer code? My MAC would zap it as a dangerous virus…yea MAC!

  3. CrustyB says:

    “Kindling”

  4. CarolynthePregnant says:

    Clubbed baby seal: “I’m not quite dead yet…. I’m getting better.”

  5. Dave says:

    10,000 Oersted just doesn’t have the same ring to it though. Maybe Gauss: 10K

  6. Burmashave says:

    @DamnCat: You, sir, are a racist. Your outrage is clearly a product of Tea Party racism. So what if she grew up calling him “grandpa?”

    Freeman has issued this statement: “As a long time child molester, I condemn the racism inherent to the Tea Party.”

  7. Burmashave says:

    @Carolyn the Expecting: “That seal is going to be dead soon, and the next pickup isn’t until Thursday. Isn’t there something you can do?”

  8. Bunkerhillbilly says:

    Wasn’t Club Baby Seals a punk nightclub back in the late 70s and early 80s? I think I saw The Ramones and Black Flag play there once.

  9. storm1911 says:

    Mr. Freeman’s series Into the Wormhole has given us so many openings, but decorum and decency prevent me.

    The Return of the Jedi will end with Luke, Darth, Palpitine, and the rest at a White House beer summit.

  10. saveacountryeatalib says:

    That would explain the cranky seals.
    When you run out of ideas for new movies you just re-release your old ones in a new format re-inserting some cheesy crap that was swept up from the editing room floor. Thats entertainment!!

  11. zzyzx says:

    Star Wars alt ending #14, take 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKWVCv8uWDI&feature=autoplay&list=PL6E93C5B3C79FF260&lf=results_video&playnext=2

  12. My Name Is URL says:

    Perhaps Morgan Freeman is going off just to distract people from Obama’s accidental revelation of the super-secret tax rate for janitors and Jewish people which billionaires shouldn’t pay. BTW, wasn’t “Janitor-Jew” a failed Norman Lear tv pilot back in ’68?

  13. blarg says:

    Gauss 7500.

  14. Son of Bob says:

    “Another change in the Star Wars Blu-ray: At the end of The Empire Strikes Back, Luke demands to see the birth certificate.”

    If one were, for some reason, to assume that changes needed to be made to the original Star Wars series using CGI, wouldn’t the first one be to change Princess Leia’s ugly hairstyle?

  15. Bad Science says:

    Magnetism is for losers. Electrostatic charge would be much more fun to watch, and would sound cooler, too.
    “Teravolt 10,000!”

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