Do you think it depresses Romney how much the Republican base hates him and obviously wants someone else to vote for? I mean, we’ll all vote for him, but we’ve made it so obvious we really don’t want to.
Are we going to really want to elect someone like Chris Christie who keep lying about how he’s not going to run?
I don’t know her odds, but Palin replacing Obama would be HIGH-larious.
Most people don’t think Obama is going to resign, but have we tried offering him a generous severance package?
We need a Andy Rooney for the new generation who, instead of complaining about stupid stuff, likes stupid stuff ironically.
First thing new Andy Rooney could like ironically: Old Andy Rooney.
Just talked to Christie’s barber. Says last time Christie got a haircut, he asked that it be “presidential-looking.”
Andy Rooney’s replacement should be Norm MacDonald.
My book will be an ebook. That means it comes with a tab of e to help with reading enjoyment.
I’m just kidding. Kids, don’t do drugs. You’re not cool enough.
Chris Christie: “I started to fill out the form to join the presidential race, BUT THEN I ATED IT!”
So how does conservative enthusiasm for Chris Christie fit with the epistemic closure meme?