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Was doing volunteer work for my job and was the only one who found it hilarious that the guy from Parks and Rec telling us what to do is named Jerry.
Ooh! With the new Kindle Fire
I’ve tried alfalfa and it was okay. What are the other available falfas?
I have a slogan for alfalfa: “The Alpha of Falfas”
I have no idea what alfalfa is.
New Girl is so generic in setup I feel kind of guilty enjoying it so much.
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September 29th, 2011 at 9:26 am
Alfalfa is what you feed cows in order to make steak. I love alfalfa – but only in steak form.
September 29th, 2011 at 10:24 am
DamnCat, you are so right.
Isn’t Alfalfa Centori where that Superman villain Grainiac comes from?
September 29th, 2011 at 10:45 am
You don’t know what alfalfa is? Well, you ain’t a farmboy, and that sucks, but I reckon I can let you off.
You watch New Girl? Jiminy Christmas! Dancing elephants! Hell and high water! In the name of Chesty Puller, I condemn you to eternity in a gay bar with Glee covers of old songs constantly blaring in the background!
September 29th, 2011 at 11:04 am
I miss The Little Rascals. Alfalfa and his buddies were quite funny.
September 29th, 2011 at 11:38 am
I watched New Girl via On Demand (waiting for the game to start). Jeeeeeeeeze! There’s 30 minutes of my life I’ll never get back and I don’t have that much left to waste!
Zooey is cute but her watching her character is like listening to your 9 year old niece tell you about her day.
The three metrosexuals were no picnic either. After 10 minutes I wanted to take those nancies, stick them into pairs of meat pants and lock them in a closet with a homophobic bulldog.
Oh, and Alfalfa is the Americanization of the Middle Eastern name Al Phalpha. I think he was a mathematician…or a carpet salesman.
September 29th, 2011 at 12:12 pm
Alf Alfa was the former governor of Kansas who ran for president in 1936. He lost in a landslide to Franklin D. Roosevelt.
September 29th, 2011 at 12:47 pm
I’m a little fuzzy on alfalfa as well. Are cous cous made outta alfalfa? If so, that’d solve two mysteries.
September 29th, 2011 at 12:54 pm
as to “New Girl”, i liked it better when it was called “3′s Company”…
dude to chick ratio was much higher…
September 29th, 2011 at 4:16 pm
You sat down and watched a show titled “New Girl”! I’m speechless! Or in this case Writeless! You are Shunned! SHUNNED Frank J!!!
September 29th, 2011 at 7:00 pm
If a grown man is seriously going to sit down and watch something called “New Girl,” it damn well better be porn.