Random Thoughts
An announcement that Chris Christie is running should ape the scene from Jurassic Park with the glass of water.
Anyone notice that Chris Christie is a tad overweight? I bet if he runs, that will be useful for a joke or two.
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September 30th, 2011 at 8:55 am
He’s body mass challenged…
September 30th, 2011 at 9:04 am
You should stop making fun of his weight – Chris Christie is twice the man Barack Obama is.
September 30th, 2011 at 9:16 am
Chris Christie proves gravity! Science! I think he would be good at punchin’ some Democrats in the head if necessary! Plus he could really throw his weight around as POTUS!
September 30th, 2011 at 9:25 am
Perry shook a glass of water. And then dampened out.
Christie is tidal wave size, sweeping others out to sea. He could arrive with life rings to toss to the others as they float off.
September 30th, 2011 at 9:38 am
Chris Chistie is casting a big shadow over the actual candidates.
September 30th, 2011 at 9:42 am
As POTUS, Christie would no longer fly on Air Force One, but would travel on the newly designated Taxi One.
September 30th, 2011 at 9:43 am
All weight jokes aside, I disagree with Christy on some issues, but I wish Bush and Co. had stood up to the Dems the way Christy does. On the other hand, christy would give Obama a crushing defeat. His opinions carry much weight.
September 30th, 2011 at 9:46 am
Chris Christie does not want to be at the top of the food chain, but he does want to maintain his spot at the end of it.
September 30th, 2011 at 10:06 am
Some are saying that Christie is too fat to be President. Like there’s a range of obesity that is acceptable in our President.
What the hell is he eating to maintain that mass of his?
September 30th, 2011 at 10:08 am
Chris Christie would fly a C-5 rather than a 747 and would have to be rolled on board by the Air Force!
September 30th, 2011 at 10:10 am
I like Christy but if you melted him down to just the conservative parts he is about the size of Ron Paul.
But we could distract him from signing bad legislation by sponsoring a really nice buffet in the DC area.
Most legislation he does sign tends to have buttery fingerprints on it.
I think we could get him to join the TEA party if they would start serving little sandwiches like the British do.
I’m sure he would make sure every state had a state pie. (He would want to taste test)
If the call came at 2am He would be up already checking the fridge.
September 30th, 2011 at 10:11 am
A C5 carries 12 Gray Hound buses so Christie might squeeze in if they grease him up with some lard on both sides and like pull him in with a winch. He might “pop” through though so it could be hazardous duty for the military personnel!
September 30th, 2011 at 10:15 am
Is it true that his only foreign policy experience comes from the importation of foodstuffs?
September 30th, 2011 at 10:52 am
On the bright side, after his election Christie would watch obumbles grapple with the Bantha.
Has anyone else noticed that none of Christie’s aides have fingers?
With Christie, its two for one! We would get a pres and a drive-in!
Christie went on a diet once and food store profits fell 70%.
September 30th, 2011 at 11:07 am
There’s a rumor going around that if Christie decides to run, he’ll go on a diet. Sure. Like that would motivate me to support him.
CAIN!
September 30th, 2011 at 11:18 am
Herman Cain has pledged forego fancy state dinners. Chris Christie has pledged to forego Brussels sprouts.
September 30th, 2011 at 11:19 am
Ever notice how the two Cs in his name make it look like it is bulging? I think he was nominally predisposed to be fat. Who would name their kid Chris if their last name is Christie? That’s like the Flemings naming their kid Phlegm for the hoots.
September 30th, 2011 at 12:28 pm
Let’s see…13…14…15…yep, hopefully his moment of fame is up. I’m really tired of hearing about this blowhard.
September 30th, 2011 at 4:00 pm
It is getting a bit late to get in, what with Florida moving up their primary. I hear New Hampshire will be holding theirs on Christmas eve, a bad time for Christie what with the second job as a mall santa. On the plus side he has some nice holiday sweaters that he looks good in.
I bet he is dreading the Indiana primary as it falls at the beginning of swimsuit season. But then the only candidate that gets a bump from that is Palin.
October 1st, 2011 at 3:48 am
Irrespective of the result, you need to have Chris Christie win the election IN MY WORLD
October 1st, 2011 at 9:28 am
What’s with Chris Christie? That would make Frank…Frank Frankie and Jimmy, Jimmy Jimmyie… So from now on I have to be ussjimmycarter ussjimmycarterie? That sucks!
October 2nd, 2011 at 8:18 pm
I actually think is too liberal to be electable as a Republican. No wait, as a Conservative.