The Briar Patch: Michael Moore
I know. You don’t want to read anything else about the Troy Davis execution. But bear with me.
Everybody’s favorite filmmaker — if by “everybody’s” you mean “every idiot’s” — Michael Moore is so upset about the execution that he’s calling for a boycott of the state of Georgia.
My first thought was, “Promise?”
But the roly-polier-than-thou holier-than-thou director went one step further. Or two steps. Sort of.
He called for his publisher to pull his book, “Here Comes Trouble,” from Georgia bookstores. Then he said he would “donate every dime of every royalty my book makes in Georgia to help defeat the racists and killers who run that state.”
Yes, he said that he doesn’t want his book sold in Georgia, meaning no royalties from Georgia, and that he would donate those non-existent royalties to campaign against Georgia political leaders.
Governor Deal’s spokesman Brian Robinson issued a response:
“We think it’s cute that he thinks anyone in Georgia would buy his book, but if any Georgian does, I’m happy to double the royalties and buy a pack of gum for a charity of Michael Moore’s choice.”
I was never a fan of Nathan Deal. I might have to rethink that.
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September 23rd, 2011 at 9:38 pm
Dang, you lucky Dawgs!
September 23rd, 2011 at 10:39 pm
I wonder how much human bacon you could get of him.
September 24th, 2011 at 12:54 am
Governor Deal – 1
Fat Hateful Commie – 0
September 24th, 2011 at 1:45 am
Boycott Georgia… yeah. So no peaches? Please, like Michael Moore ever ate a fruit in his life that wasn’t a fruit roll-up.
September 24th, 2011 at 1:58 am
Michael Moore wants to boycott Georgia? But Herman Cain is from Georgia. Herman Cain is black. Michael Moore wants to boycott black people from Georgia. MICHAEL MORE IS RACIST!
September 24th, 2011 at 3:27 am
Ok, which one of you picked on fat little Michael Moore when he was a fat little creep in school. You had to give him that one last dunk in the toilet didn’t you? Now look what you produced! You shall go and fix your work forthwith with a punch to his fat head!
September 24th, 2011 at 8:35 am
Caroline that was awesomely done. Good job!
Michael Moore the exception to the saying, “God don’t make no junk”.
So if we are what we eat, what does that make Moore?
I know I should feel sorry for him, but I just can’t. He’s obviously miserable and seeks to make others miserable like unto himself…………that sounds familiar. I wonder where I’ve heard that before?
September 24th, 2011 at 9:29 am
If Michael Moore boycotts Ga stores I guess I’ll start driving to Savannah’s Barnes & Noble
September 24th, 2011 at 9:56 am
“So if we are what we eat, what does that make Moore? ” -seanmahaira
An ugly bag of mostly fat and s**t?
September 24th, 2011 at 10:10 am
Speaking of violence. Human fat burns. When they cremate Michael Moore, all they’ll need is a match.
September 24th, 2011 at 1:24 pm
So every time us Georgians zap a bad guy the libtards will stay away? Say goodbye to Jimmy Carter, the Kiong family, Hank Johnson, Ted Turner, and the rest.
September 24th, 2011 at 1:26 pm
Wait a darn minute, were they not a;ready boycotting Georgia over the new immigration law? A double secret boycott.
September 24th, 2011 at 2:11 pm
Hey! Am I just a fat pathetic joke on two legs or a complete progtard moron? You be the judge…Michael Moore
September 24th, 2011 at 4:54 pm
Isn’t that sort of like getting back at your employer by burning your paycheck?
September 26th, 2011 at 4:23 am
Artful smart-assery is a joy when one stumbles across it!
September 27th, 2011 at 11:09 pm
They should send that bloated sphere to the OTHER Georgia and see how long he lasts there. They only have so much food in Tblisi…