Hide your kids, hide your husbands, Republicans be rapin’ ev’rybody
Joe Biden wants to raise your taxes so you won’t get raped.
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In 2008, when Flint had 265 sworn officers on their police force, there were 35 murders and 91 rapes in this city. In 2010, when Flint had only 144 police officers, the murder rate climbed to 65 and rapes–just to pick two categories–climbed to 229. In 2011, you now only have 125 shields. God only knows what the numbers will be this year for Flint if we don’t rectify it. And God only knows what that number would have been had we not been able to get a little bit of help to you.
So, if you weren’t raped or murdered this year, thank Joe Biden and Barack Obama.
If you were raped or murdered, blamed the Republicans. In fact, the Republicans are tired of rapists and murders getting all the credit. They have formed a task force to climb into your windows, snatch your people up, and rape them.
How do you defend against it? You need to hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husbands because the Republicans will be raping everybody.
And they’re all racist. Especially that colored fellow. He’s the most racist of them all.
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October 13th, 2011 at 7:08 am
I think we can all say with certitude that Barry picked Joe so he could muzzle and unmuzzle him at his convenience.
October 13th, 2011 at 7:26 am
Oh, OK. That clears it up… I heard that yesterday and I thought Biden himself was threatening to rape and murder more people if the republicans didn’t pass Obama’s jobs bill.
October 13th, 2011 at 7:28 am
Silverfiddle :
Democrats want your permission to screw you.
October 13th, 2011 at 7:34 am
What’s Joe talking about? The Democrats have been raping taxpayers for years. I can’t say as they’ve murdered any though.
October 13th, 2011 at 8:20 am
Michigan, that broke state that requires you get a license to buy a weapon, and then register it, right? So when the government overextends itself and can’t afford to pay police, the average Jane has to go through so many hoops to have the option of shooting the lowest form of life in self defense? Is this what you’re saying, Joke Biden? That the government can’t afford to protect every individual all the time? Hmm, if only there were some way for the individual to look after themselves.
zzyzx: Ted Kennedy, ’nuff said.
October 13th, 2011 at 8:22 am
Sorry, I guess I missed the part in the Constitution that said the federal government is required to provide local police for every mismanaged craphole town in the country.
October 13th, 2011 at 8:28 am
@zzyzx Uuuuhhhh….Ted “the red nosed” Kennedy?
October 13th, 2011 at 9:06 am
I’ve not yet been physically raped. Good luck to the poor prick that tries that one! It will be his last time. I have been bent over my entire working life, however and have been given a good ole’ fashion buggering by the Federal and State governments who have over taxed my butt!
October 13th, 2011 at 9:14 am
Any guesses as to the decrease in the number of people paid to be, say, “diversity coordinators” or things like that during the period that the number of policemen declined by more than 50%? It’s always the policemen and firemen who get laid off, or just not replaced when they leave. The people who do jobs that don’t need to be done are there forever.
October 13th, 2011 at 11:01 am
[...] I think Joe Biden is threatening to rape and murder us if the jobs bill isn’t passed. That wacky [...]
October 13th, 2011 at 11:36 am
Well, I’m boarding-up my doors and duck taping everything so no one can get in. Especially that black fellah. Oh, wait. He’s already here!! Do you like cream and sugar, Herman?
October 13th, 2011 at 11:47 am
Not passing the Obama middle class tax increase (AKA the jobs bill) will cause looting, pillaging, rape, murder, and bad breath?! It’s a big effin’ deal !!!!
Or was Joe delivering a threat. It is the Chicago way.
October 13th, 2011 at 12:15 pm
Here’s another fact for Joe: When your daddy’s a crack dealer that left your mom after he got her pregnant, and she’s lived on “programs” your entire life just like every everybody else in your neighborhood, and nobody there sees a problem with that, it really doesn’t matter whether or not there are cops or firefighters.
October 13th, 2011 at 12:56 pm
Is it just me or does it appear that no one is look at JB? And the expressions look more like some announced forced overtime at regular pay. The guys on stage were late on the applause, taking their cue from the audience. Put Joe on the campagne trail for the next 365 and I think were ensured a landslide
October 13th, 2011 at 1:38 pm
Uhhh, Joe, aren’t you forgetting that Republicans are responsible for preventing and saving 368 rapes during the same period? If Republicans hadn’t been at the wheel, rapes would have gone up 2,000%.
October 14th, 2011 at 8:30 pm
So. According to the left, the death penalty isn’t a deterrent to murder. But apparently we’re expected to believe a jobs bill that would put more cops on the streets IS?!?