lolterizt! Part 145

Posted on November 22, 2011 5:18 pm

This week terrorists, next week That One. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com

Meanwhile, pass ‘em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.


From me (Harvey):

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From me (Harvey):

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From me (Harvey):

From James:

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From Kris:

From Kris:

From Kris:

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From Kris:

From Kris:

From Les of Brick Moon:


My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:

From Arik:

From Kris:

From Kris:

From Kris:

From me (Harvey):

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This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:


Gotta go to Les for mentioning a book so obscure I couldn’t even find a reference link for it. I suspect he probably just made it up.


PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

HAT TIP: Brian of Snapped Shot‘s magnificent EvilFeed – the world’s best source for ripe-for-captioning terrorist photos.

Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

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4 Responses to “lolterizt! Part 145”

  1. Jimmy says:

    These were funny, Harvey.

    Speaking of debates, is there really another one tonight?

    Oh God… make them stop.

    I realize you can’t help me with that, Harvey. But apparently, He can’t either.

  2. Les says:

    I’d like to thank the Academy…

  3. 4of7 says:

    #1 photo – Is St. Francis updating his image?

    Brother Ass and Saint Francis
    by John Banister Tabb

    It came to pass that “Brother Ass”
    (As he his body named)
    Unto the Saint thus made complaint:
    “I am unjustly blamed.”

    “Whate’er I do like Balaam you
    Requite me with a blow,
    As for offense to recompense
    An ignominious foe.”

    “God made us one, and I have done
    No wickedness alone;
    Nor can I do apart, as you,
    An evil all my own.”

    “If Passion stir, ’tis you that spur
    My frenzy to the goal;
    Then be the blame where sits the shame,
    Upon the goading soul.”

    “Should one or both be blind or loath
    Our brotherhood to see,
    Remember this, you needs must miss
    Or enter heaven through Me.”

    To this complaint the lowly Saint
    In tears replied, “Alas,
    If so it be, God punish me
    And bless thee, Brother Ass.”

  4. 4of7 says:

    PS: Obscure Reference of the Week Award to Les – Epic Burn! :)

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