Yes, Google Docs, you’re right that “Doesn” isn’t a word, but it’s usually acceptable when followed by ‘t.
Things are supposed to improve as we move into the future, but things seem bleaker now. We even have less planets than when I was a kid.
Remember when we used to be able to get people into space? I even heard that in the long long ago, we got a man on the moon.
Reader noticed that when you do a Google image search for “hippie puncher“, 7th result returned is my wife. Pow!
For a boring person, I lead a pretty interesting life.
Don’t get the big deal of Whoopi Goldberg saying that Communism is a “great concept”. Didn’t Homer Simpson say the same thing in one episode?
Oh. Whoopi Goldberg is an actual person. Then why is she named “Whoopi”? Is that a Jewish name?
Sesame Street branding is on half the baby stuff we buy. What do they need public funds for?
We should make a separate U.N. with only the U.S. as a member. It will be much more powerful.
I’ve stopped checking my book’s rankings every hour as its started to get depressing after the rush of once being in Amazon’s top 100. Then again, I’m already busy on my next book.
So if I want to one day be president, do I need to do something about the racist newsletter I have written in my name or not?
Jeneane Garofalo and Bill Maher should hook up. Together they’d make an angry, unfunny couple.
So are there non-specific holiday songs yet, or is that impossible to do except as a parody?