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I’ve seen a lot of different reasons people support Ron Paul, but never the honest one: “I’m a crazy person!”
Wife vetoed the idea that our Christmas letter should read “Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.”
You’d think with Texas’s record on jobs that Rick Perry would be cruising to victory, but voters also want mastery of at least one language.
Wow. Obama wants to get me 40 extra dollars in my paycheck for two months. Dude totally has great plans for the economy.
Know how Obama could win me over next year? Do nothing but play golf. I don’t care if the president is a useless nitwit if he at least knows to stay out of the way of people who do actual work.
The problem with libertarians is that their brains swell as they get older causing them to eventually snap and turn on you.
Never leave libertarians alone with small children or cats.
So Obama won making sure this tax cut he wants is for only 2 months instead of a year? What is this all about again?
I write in a newspaper. I’m a big boy.
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December 23rd, 2011 at 9:33 am
You know how all this time, the left has been warning about the potential for right-wing violence while left-wing violence has been rampant? Eventually, a right-winger will go on a violent spree. They’ll find a Ron Paul sticker on his truck.
December 23rd, 2011 at 9:39 am
Since when does a self-respecting conservative care about cats?
December 23rd, 2011 at 9:52 am
Maybe he cares about libertarians.
December 23rd, 2011 at 9:56 am
Just like Paul Krugman!
That was mean. I’m sorry.
December 23rd, 2011 at 9:59 am
No jokes about how Frank’s face will be appearing on the bottom of birdcages, or stuff like that! R-E-S-P-E-C-T, people!
December 23rd, 2011 at 10:14 am
“Eventually, a right-winger will go on a violent spree. They’ll find a Ron Paul sticker on his truck.”
basil-
(first off…. way to show your cards- *sockpuppet*)
A situation like that is easily created and used to push an agenda….
If you study history, you’d see it in things like the Reichstag fire in Germany, the USS liberty, Gulf of Tonkin…. the list goes on.
What agenda would be pushed?
Getting someone ELSE elected…. even if he has overwhelming support-
Go look at ndaa section 1031 (incarceration without a trial…. very scary if you can be bothered to read it)
Most of us will be watching what happens.
Wager your donkey on that.
December 23rd, 2011 at 10:50 am
Basil do you have a donkey? Just wondering.
December 23rd, 2011 at 10:53 am
Fixed that for you.
December 23rd, 2011 at 10:57 am
I SUPPORT RON PAUL!!!………….The Mad Hatter, Wonderland.
December 23rd, 2011 at 11:31 am
“…their brains swell as they get older causing them to eventually snap and turn on you.”
That might explain why my hat size has gone from 7-3/4 to 8 in the last few years.
Oh, a kitty! Here kitty kitty kitty.
December 23rd, 2011 at 11:32 am
Luap Nor !!! ELEVENTY!!!
December 23rd, 2011 at 12:19 pm
“Know how Obama could win me over next year? Do nothing but play golf. I don’t care if the president is a useless nitwit if he at least knows to stay out of the way of people who do actual work.”
Reminds me of the McCain comment, when he suspended his presidential campaign to help insure that the “bailout” that nobody wanted went through. At the time, McCain commented that he knew it wouldn’t work, “…but we have to do something.” And, that’s why politicians are idiots.
December 23rd, 2011 at 12:23 pm
I SUPPORT RON PAUL TOO!!!………….The March Hare, Wonderland.
December 23rd, 2011 at 1:13 pm
I don’t………..The Dormouse, Wonderland.
December 23rd, 2011 at 1:17 pm
I like cats.
December 23rd, 2011 at 3:29 pm
The Roman emperor Tiberias was so awful, corrupt and perverted, that the Roman Senate (a pretty corrupt bunch themselves) bought him his own little island, Capri, and was told to stay on it. He was provided with slaves and concubines and booze and told that he could do whatever he liked so long as he stayed there. Don’t we own an island somewhere? In the Carribbean? With a golf course? Right?
December 23rd, 2011 at 6:07 pm
“Wife vetoed the idea that our Christmas letter should read “Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.”” made me laugh inappropriately loud in a public place. Loved it.
December 23rd, 2011 at 6:11 pm
“I write in a newspaper. I’m a big boy.”
D@mn good thing. You won’t be able to keep Buttercup in cute hats if you are paying $2.5 million libel judgments every other day.
http://mediadecoder.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/12/08/in-2-5-million-judgment-court-finds-blogger-is-not-a-journalist/