I don’t get the argument for Rick Santorum. He was Senator for awhile and…
“No, it can’t go up the stairs. This isn’t science fiction.” -guy pitching the Slinky
“You know that recent rash of candlestick murders? What if that were a board game?” -guy pitching Clue
“I was in the Navy for 30 years! This is what naval combat looks like, you paper pusher!” -guy pitching Battleship
“People are always complaining that chess involves too much strategy and not enough candy.” -guy pitching Candyland
“I got the idea when I burnt my face on a light bulb.” -guy pitching the Easy Bake Oven
“Actually Hippos prefer rubies but that was cost prohibitive” -guy pitching Hungry Hungry Hippos
“It’s like Ross Perot but with more crazy and less Ears” – guy pitching RoNPauL!!!111!!!
“Who wouldn’t want to be the Nazis?? ” -guy pitching Axis and Allies
“Who wouldn’t want to be the Nazis?? ” -guy pitching Acorn
“No, it doesn’t have a (expletive) point, but this will be (adverb) popular with both (group of people) and (group of people)! You’d be a (expletive)ing (noun) not to (verb) this game!” -guy pitching Mad Libs
Ok, major props for the mad lib one.
The argument for Rick Santorum is that he’s not a phony liberal like Mitt Romney.
This whole thing, for some reason, reminds me of a Far Side strip.
“The world was going down the tubes. They needed a scapegoat. They found Wayne.”
Romney’s simply not average enough to be our Wayne.
“It will cut your health care costs in half by training all your own doctors…” – guy pitching Operation
And now we hear Santorum was all big-governmenty as a senator. But at least he wears sweater vests.
“You know, it’s just like the real thing–except your car doesn’t have three rows of seats, of course, and there’s no skunk farms. Oh, and you’re not really tall and thin with a ball for a head.” — guy pitching Life
“You can be an Engineer like Frank J and capture rodents at the same time.”- guy pitching Mousetrap
“The kiddies can learn OSHA approved safety tips with climbing and decending implements”- guy pitching Chutes and Ladders
“I will be praised upon most high by all, eat arugula,screw up the economy, and play lots of golf”-B. H Obama pitching himself
“Who is Rick Santorum? I’m glad you asked me that question.” -Rick Santorum pitching Rick Santorum
Amen MarkoMancuso. Santorum might not be a perfect candidate, but of the 5 available choices he is the best on a number of levels.
You get to shoot people and hear them scream. Guy pitching paintball.
You get to shoot people and hear them scream .Drink man pitching roman candle war
You get to shoot people and hear them scream. Marine recruiter
“I hated my brother when we were kids.” – man pitching lawn darts
“Baseball been barry, barry good to me.” Barack Obama pitching the first pitch.
Ba da
dingcrash.Sounds like Sarah K. has been coercing Frank J. to substitute board games for video games.
“It’s for geeks who don’t have friends, never will have any friends, but want to try to convince others that they have thousands of friends…and a farm.” – guy pitching Facebook
Cuz it’s funner to be an Eeeevil Capitalist than it is to be a destitute socialist! – guy pitching Monopoly.
“I don’t get the argument for Rick Santorum. He was Senator for awhile and…”
So, which candidate brought John McCain back from the dead and put his monkey face back on TV? Not Santorum…
SoB: No self-respecting geek has embraced Facebook.
“Candyland makes you fat and encourages obesity and poor eating habits! Also, it’s unsafe as you can get stuck in a food swamp until you draw a double red.” – Michelle Obama
Son of Bob – Arlen Spector was unavailable for endorsements.
“It could be worse. It could be Chinese Checkers.” — guy pitching Parchisi
“The goal? The goal is to fool the kids into getting out of the house.” — guy pitching Scrabble
Les’s (adjective) parody of Mad Libs filled my (adjective) (noun) with (noun) and made my (noun) feel (adjective) and my heart beat (adverb).
Les FTW!
That is just naughty.
“It rolls down stairs
alone or in pairs,
and over your neighbor’s dog!
It’s great for a snack,
And fits on your back!
It’s big, it’s heavy, it’s wood.
It’s better than bad, it’s good!” – guy pitching Log from BLAMMO
Just about time for that can of scotch before I head off to bed.
Rick Santorum is the new George Washington!
http://www.youtube.com/ricksantorum#p/u/26/5GEwj2AwOa0
He’s pro-life, pro-family, pro-business and pro-American! (and not just when the cameras are rolling.)
The same people who hated Sarah Palin hate Rick Santorum, so a vote for Santorum is like a punch to the face of smelly hippies everywhere.
If he wore a pair of cool sunglasses he’d look like Frank (if Frank was 20 years older, had 5 more kids and a spiffy sweater vest).
His only potential dark mark is that Newt Gingrich seems to like him, but that’s countered by the fact that John McCain hates him.
Santorum/Gingrich 2012 – imagine the ‘In My World’ possibilities!
Great stuff, all — LOLs on “lawn darts” and Facebook.
And Crabby, I feel (adjective) and (adjective). I’m on top of the (noun), Ma!
Glad my wife doesn’t read this (noun). She’d (verb) me in the (noun)!
“I got the idea when I was playing Rock ’em Sock ’em Robots.” -guy pitching “Real Steel”