Random Thoughts

Posted on January 12, 2012 9:20 am

Hostess is bankrupt? Now Michelle Obama’s healthy eating campaign is KILLING JOBS!

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19 Responses to “Random Thoughts”

  1. Basil says:

    There’s a Hostess Bakery in Columbus. I’m thinking of taking off work and helping them haul stuff off.

  2. Jimmy says:

    Would this be a “down Twinkies?”

  3. Rock Throwing Peasant says:

    Let them eat Little Debbie Snack Cakes.

  4. Jimmy says:

    Wait. Doesn’t Hostess make “Suzy Q’s ?”


  5. Burmashave says:

    @Rock Thrower: Nutty Bars…mmmmm.

  6. Burmashave says:

    I was randomingly thinking about all the rain we’ve had here. I fear we are entering a period of global wetting.

  7. DamnCat says:

    I told to tell them but they didn’t listen. “Nobody wants tuna pies” they said. Now look where they are.

  8. Alex C. says:

    lmao @DamnCat, that’s funny!

  9. Isaac says:

    I forecasted this when Hostess sank too much R&D investment into their flagging SnoBalls division. Those things have been a dead-end from Day 1.

  10. EdthePastor says:

    Bitterly clinging to my cup cakes and twinkies. From my cold dead hands woman

  11. Burmashave says:

    Speaking of R&D (which is the best I can do for a segue), I was grepping about for some technical information and somehow stumbled onto this German Military Skunkworks site (totally safe for work). Have the Gerries uncovered our plans to weaponize dinosaurs? Will Obama address the “goat gap,” and if he does, will we enter the goat race? Can we begin to contemplate thousands of weaponized goats stampeding across the lowlands?

  12. Crabby Old Bat says:

    Well, the good news is you can stockpile a twenty-years’ supply of Twinkies and they won’t go bad.

  13. Jimmy says:

    “Tuna pies” ?

    Rejected even by Tuna predators.

  14. plentyobailouts says:

    Cat scores!

    Get your paws off my Twinkie you derned dirty Sasquatch!

    This just in: bill clinton seen holding hands with wife as Twinkie withdrawal makes him delirious.

  15. Obamaaintmymama says:

    If every American would just buy 1 box of Twinkies and 1 box of Hostess-O’s and mail them to the White House, we would save Hostess and bail out the postal service at the same time. Not to mention increase Michelle’s waistline.

  16. DamnCat says:

    @Obamaaintmymama – and Barry wouldn’t have to wake up the chef every time he gets “the munchies”.

  17. storm1911 says:

    I guess Hostess lost out to Solyndra.

  18. CarolynthePregnant says:

    Why is everyone worried? With the shelf life of Twinkies, it will be at least 100 years before we even need to worry about a new supply.

    Man, what kind of DingDong is running that place?

  19. 4of7 says:

    I hope the guvmint doesn’t bail them out.
    It’s been so long since a well-known company in this country went through an old-fashioned bankruptcy reorganization that maybe people have forgotten that there IS a system in place to handle this sort of thing without making a big hairy ‘Crisis’ out of it.

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