If I were only old enough to be president, I’d totally ride to the rescue right now.
I hope Newt flames out again because I have a great headline for when he does: “Moot Gingrich”
Buttercup’s response to “Can you give your daddy a big hug?”: “NO!” I’m not paying for her college.
Ends up “pot holder” is not a fancy name for a bong.
I hope all the moderators for the debates have practiced debating against a Newt stand in.
Gah! For some reason DVR did not record Friday’s Chuck and not available on Hulu or Amazon or iTunes and the series finale is this Friday! Guess I may have to venture into the world of illegal downloads. Luckily SOPA wasn’t passed or I could be killed with a hellfire missile.
Newt: “I trained them all on lobbying so they’d know exactly what lobbying was so they could identify what they shouldn’t be doing.”
Romney does not seem comfortable on the attack. Now imagining Romney trying to attack Obama… I’m souring more on him.
Just checked Intrade. After the Fred Thompson endorsement, Gingrich’s chances have jumped to 105%.
We need to send in Sam Fisher to Cuba and he’ll fix things up.
Ron Paul would not be able to respond to crises because he’d be too busy yelling at White House tourists to get off his lawn.
Oil spills should only happen far away in third world countries so stupid poor people have to deal with them.
We should give guns to murderers to encourage self-execution. No wait. That’s a bad idea. That could backfire. Maybe that’s what Fast & Furious was all about.
Self deportation is the only option if deporting people is yet another one of those jobs Americans won’t do.
How much do you think they’d charge per hour to deport themselves?