Random Thoughts
If I were only old enough to be president, I’d totally ride to the rescue right now.
I hope Newt flames out again because I have a great headline for when he does: “Moot Gingrich”
Buttercup’s response to “Can you give your daddy a big hug?”: “NO!” I’m not paying for her college.
Ends up “pot holder” is not a fancy name for a bong.
I hope all the moderators for the debates have practiced debating against a Newt stand in.
Gah! For some reason DVR did not record Friday’s Chuck and not available on Hulu or Amazon or iTunes and the series finale is this Friday! Guess I may have to venture into the world of illegal downloads. Luckily SOPA wasn’t passed or I could be killed with a hellfire missile.
Newt: “I trained them all on lobbying so they’d know exactly what lobbying was so they could identify what they shouldn’t be doing.”
Romney does not seem comfortable on the attack. Now imagining Romney trying to attack Obama… I’m souring more on him.
Just checked Intrade. After the Fred Thompson endorsement, Gingrich’s chances have jumped to 105%.
We need to send in Sam Fisher to Cuba and he’ll fix things up.
Ron Paul would not be able to respond to crises because he’d be too busy yelling at White House tourists to get off his lawn.
Oil spills should only happen far away in third world countries so stupid poor people have to deal with them.
We should give guns to murderers to encourage self-execution. No wait. That’s a bad idea. That could backfire. Maybe that’s what Fast & Furious was all about.
Self deportation is the only option if deporting people is yet another one of those jobs Americans won’t do.
How much do you think they’d charge per hour to deport themselves?
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January 24th, 2012 at 9:21 am
Last night I had a dream that I had insomnia. It woke me up.
January 24th, 2012 at 9:29 am
Turns out that “pot ledom” is Top Model backwards.
January 24th, 2012 at 9:45 am
Huh. I didn’t even know Chuck was back on. I watch most of my TV on On-Demand. I know when series comes back on because the episodes are available suddenly. Not a peep out of NBC for Chuck. Here we are at the series finale and I haven’t seen a single episode from this season. How annoying.
January 24th, 2012 at 9:46 am
The more I think about Santorum, the more I think he’s a lot closer to Obama than he wants to admit.
January 24th, 2012 at 9:48 am
Yeah, cat, and I bet you once had a dream about urinating on my screen door too, huh?
January 24th, 2012 at 9:54 am
That was no dream, my friend.
January 24th, 2012 at 10:16 am
How could a network series possibly be coming to its finale in January? Cable’s a different story.
Don’t worry about Buddacup; she’s just practicing for being a teenager.
We WISH we had a president who spent all day just yelling at tourists to get off his lawn….
January 24th, 2012 at 10:18 am
Buttercup is hitting that surly teenager stage a bit early. You can tickle it out of them until they are about eleven or so.
I’m old enough to be president, but who wants that sort of job. Seems like only an idiot would WANT to be president.
Hmm? I guess that explains a lot about our current choices.
January 24th, 2012 at 10:22 am
@DJBigLoo – Actually, “pot ledom” is Top Model spelled sideways. Top Model spelled backwards is “ledom pot”.
January 24th, 2012 at 10:56 am
For the wisdom of the day, I’d lean toward Andrew Klavan:
“I’d prefer if after the drone kills a terrorist, another specially designed drone would come along and piss on him.”
January 24th, 2012 at 10:57 am
The candidates are doing a good job convincing me I don’t like them.
Romaney is doing a good job convincing me I really don’t like Grinchrich.
Grinchrich is reinforcing the fact I never have liked Romaney.
Ron Pauli’s brain is atrophying.
And who is Rick Santorini?
Man, I don’t like those guys. Do I have to choose one?
Hey, Herman!
January 24th, 2012 at 11:22 am
“Oil spills should only happen far away in third world countries so stupid poor people have to deal with them.”
Genius. Pure genuis, Frank J. I have been trying to ‘splain that for years except that my explanation involves a discussion of liberals and their tendency toward economic and environmental imperialism. Yours is even much more betterer.
January 24th, 2012 at 12:15 pm
most boring debate ever
January 24th, 2012 at 1:35 pm
Yesterday on one of our nation’s major ‘news’ channels, I heard some talking head call Newt a ‘shill’ for Fanny Mae. I got a good laugh I got out of that one…if Newt was a shill then I’d say Barney Frank was an outright pimp for Fanny Mae. Or in Barney’s case…more likely a pimp for Freddy Mac.
January 24th, 2012 at 1:39 pm
“pot holder” is a fancy name for a roach clip.
January 24th, 2012 at 1:49 pm
George Soros Warns Of Financial Collapse, Class Warfare And The Rise Of Evil
Classic “pot calling the kettle black.”
January 24th, 2012 at 2:19 pm
If that is the case, then worry is indeed inappropriate. You need to proceed directly to panic.
DamnCat is out of control: http://www.chron.com/news/article/Urinating-cat-not-fire-caused-smoke-in-Pa-home-2643690.php
January 24th, 2012 at 3:04 pm
Crabby, the DamnCat situation will get out of control. He’ll get out of control and we’ll be lucky to live through it!
January 24th, 2012 at 4:10 pm
Self-deportation, $10/hr here in NY. Cheaper in the fly-over states.
January 24th, 2012 at 4:20 pm
Jimmy is channeling Fred Thompson.
January 24th, 2012 at 4:31 pm
@Crabby – don’t knock it untill you’ve tried it
January 24th, 2012 at 4:46 pm
That family in Pennsylvania was quite lucky to survive. Fire danger aside, the smoldering cat urine alone might have asphyxiated them. (And yes, Dave Barry, “Smoldering Cat Urine” would Be A Good Name For A Rock Group.)
January 24th, 2012 at 6:57 pm
Cats = really don’t care how much you don’t like them.
Obama = really doesn’t care how much you don’t like him.
Cats = pretend they don’t hate you when they need something.
Obama = pretends he doesn’t hate you when he needs something.
Cats = spends all day pissing on nice things.
Obama = spends all day pissing on nice things.
Cats = leave smelly turds for others to clean up.
Obama = leaves…hey, wait. I’m really starting to see a pattern here.
January 24th, 2012 at 7:01 pm
Not in a random thought mood. Just checking in. Got lost in the stream of consciousness or the stream of cat urine
January 24th, 2012 at 8:53 pm
What their desperate circumstances force them to charge is irrelevant. It would be RACIST!!1! to offer them anything less than the minimum wage, plus benefits, without the burden of filing all that troublesome “documentation” that would result in the payment of taxes.
January 24th, 2012 at 10:34 pm
@Son of Bob
All that may be true but you can’t deny that the mangiest, most flea ridden, rabies infected alley cat in East St. Louis would make a better president than Obama. Nope, he’s a human – they own him.
January 25th, 2012 at 1:35 am
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, “What are all those clocks?”
St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.”
“Oh,” said the man, “whose clock is that?”
“That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.”
“Incredible,” said the man. “And whose clock is that one?”
St. Peter responded, “That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.”
“Where’s Obama’s clock?” asked the man.
“Obama’s clock is in Jesus’ office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan.”
January 25th, 2012 at 3:28 am
DamnCat, what exactly do you mean about Santirum being close to Obzma? Educate me, please.
Chris
January 26th, 2012 at 12:51 am
#28 – Chris,
It was Marco, not DamnCat; but I was wondering about that too.
They’ve both compared themselves to Reagan, but I don’t think they (Rick and berry) meant it in the same way.
They both have strong opinions on the sanctity of life, but again, not in the same way.
I suppose polar opposites are similar, in that they’re both poles, but it’s important to know which is which before you try to jump-start a car.